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TimberWolf

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  1. Just spent the last five minutes arguing with a bee that couldn't find it's way out of my office and was pissed at me about it. 

    I'm like "There's an open door over there, use it"

     

    Bee is like "Open this &^%&^% window"

     

    I'm all "That's an office window, it doesn't open"

     

    Bee goes "your mom's an office window that doesn't open"

     

    "Oh, you did not go there bee."

     

    Then he flew out the door.

     

    I'll miss him.

  2. 2 hours of sleep, thats all you can do, body, like seriously

  3. That moment when you realize Justin Schultz won a Cup before Vancouver.

  4. The light is green, the trap is clean

  5. How cool would it have been if we drafted William Nylander in 2014 and Alex Nylander this year as the next two Swedish cornerstones for the franchise after Hank and Danny

  6. sapporo ichibaaaaaan!

  7. Just saw a fat cat prance by.

    whats the strangest, or most exotic meat you have tasted?  

  8. What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

  9. I want to start a sports blog. Any ideas?

  10. everybody get naked!

  11. Any other CDCers planning on not watching the SC Finals? I honestly couldn't care less about PIT and SJS.

  12. Any other CDCers planning on not watching the SC Finals? I honestly couldn't care less about PIT and SJS.

  13. Don't make me bring out the comfy chair!

  14. they say, the memory is the second thing to go when you get old...i can't remember what the first this is..

  15. "Honey, I never drive faster than I can see. Besides that, it's all in the reflexes."

  16. Good thing we didn't tell them about the dirty knife!

     

     

  17. How do you fix a short-circuit computer? I need help, it keeps turning itself off automatically...

  18. Everybody's working for the weekend.

  19. It's my birthday today :3

  20. New drivers, turning that N sticker sideways is not fooling anyone. It's not a Z and you're not cool and rebellious, you just look like someone that can't operate a simple letter. 

  21. trade miller to the oilers along with sbisa for their 4th pick!

  22. On this day Pinball Wizard was recorded. I love the guitar work.

     

     

  23. Everybody Needs Somebody To Love.

  24. looks like you pissed yourself, mr lahey

  25. Nick knack paddy whack?

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