Just came to add what Heretic already wrote. Throw in another abscess and a hole the size of a pea in your upper jawbone....I'll take the pirate hook in the hands of a hygienist ANY day of the week.
i remember when i had my wisdom teeth taken out years ago and the dentist was all like, don't do anything that'll rip your stitches out. i had to throw up and ripped out my stitches >__>