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  1. Magikal

    So my buddy introduced me to a really cute girl today....but his intrro line was "This is my friend, he's a real man's man. He like's his steak rare and his sex rough" -.- Needless to say nothing really happened between me and her....

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    2. Magikal

      Magikal

      Those can be found online somewhere i'm sure.

    3. :D

      :D

      Does she not like rough sex?

      I wish I had a wingman that would introduce me like that...

    4. Magikal

      Magikal

      Sorry D, she was 14 or asian. You didn't miss much.

  2. Magikal

    Someone should start the vegetable movement....I guess with my profile picture I kind of already have....

    1. Erik Karlsson

      Erik Karlsson

      i was thinking about that actually

    2. Tearloch7

      Tearloch7

      hahahaha .. too funny, in a non-PC way ..

  3. Magikal

    What's next? Dragonfruit? Kiwi? Watermelon?!?!

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    2. Watermelon

      Watermelon

      I've been here for the past few days. I can't believe you don't even care enough to look.

    3. Kazmanian Devil

      Kazmanian Devil

      There's already a Dragonfruit.

    4. Magikal

      Magikal

      I dont want to live on this planet any more.

  4. Magikal
    http://now.msn.com/leno-gas-station-prank-turns-will-sims-and-monifa-sims-into-sensation This couple is epic!
    1. GLASSJAW

      GLASSJAW

      man, those guys just beam positive energy

    2. DollarAndADream

      DollarAndADream

      Oh man, thanks for that!

  5. Magikal

    You're supposed to chug the Listerine after you garggle it right?

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    2. Magikal

      Magikal

      im definitely jelly

    3. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      Sounds tingly!

    4. ChenWei91

      ChenWei91

      You should.

      Feels good man.

  6. Magikal
    This is my jam right now.
    1. Strawberries

      Strawberries

      one of the best songs for when you got a girl over

  7. Magikal

    I'm going to find Adam Lavigne and shove a payphone up his arse.

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    2. Scott Hartnell's Mane

      Scott Hartnell's Mane

      dude where can you find a payphone nowadays..lol. Wouldn't it be easier to give a cell phone suppository? lol

    3. Magikal

      Magikal

      Due to the song title only a payphone would suffice.

    4. NightHawkSniper

      NightHawkSniper

      Too late, he's already got one.

  8. Magikal

    When is the press conference with MG?

    1. PlayStation

      PlayStation

      12, watch it ion sportsnet.ca or tsn.ca

    2. PlayStation

      PlayStation

      Nvm 11 is what Canucks twitter says

      Live on the homepage

    3. Master Mind

      Master Mind

      ^^ you sure? There's nothing on the home page about that

  9. Magikal

    I think I just pulled a muscle while farting.....

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    2. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      When my dog farts he looks at his anus like "wtf man I thought we were friends"

    3. Magikal

      Magikal

      ^that comment made me lol

    4. goalie13

      goalie13

      Don't ever let yourself fart and sneeze at the same time, you would probably lose a limb.

  10. Magikal

    I've come to the realization that if the girl at GNC wasn't so cute, i would be broke and overstocked on GNC products...

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    2. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      It's okay, outside sucks.

    3. ChenWei91

      ChenWei91

      Sun is bad for you mmmmmmmmmkay.

    4. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      You know it Jackie Chen

  11. Magikal

    Canucks lose and me and my gf breakup all in the same night...crappy day is crappy

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    2. Twilight Sparkle

      Twilight Sparkle

      being drunk and venting on cdc is bad, or good. depending on your frame of mine

    3. a Fool

      a Fool

      That frame you lent me is doing fine. So I'll say venting is good.

    4. :D

      :D

      Would you be upset if I called her?

  12. Magikal

    Even though we lost, last night was freakin' epic! Happy B-Day again Derek!

  13. Magikal

    just spent the night partying with roy and pinnizotto celebrating roys b day. got to cut the cake too. so sick!

    1. Not A Fruit

      Not A Fruit

      lucky! :(

    2. -DLC-

      -DLC-

      Awesome!

    3. a Fool

      a Fool

      Sounds like a magical night.

  14. Magikal

    Onrait and O'Toole are leaving TSN... FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

  15. Magikal
    I cant stop watching this. So awesome.
    1. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      Domestic or Foreign!

    2. Magikal

      Magikal

      He wants to help you shift it.....

    3. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      Noice

  16. Magikal

    queens republic on granville is theplace to be for gamenight. 6 flatscreens, 2 projection screens cheap beer, killer food, pinball, pool and shuffleboard.come visit me today!

  17. Magikal

    queens republic on granville is theplace to be for gamenight. 6 flatscreens, 2 projection screens cheap beer, killer food, pinball, pool and shuffleboard.come visit me today!

  18. Magikal

    Never seen so few jerseysout on the first night of the playoffs. either this city is full of bandwagoning douches or I slept through wednesday and its now thursday

    1. JensenFan2011

      JensenFan2011

      We are just trying to blend in till the game

    2. Durl Dixsun

      Durl Dixsun

      GO SHARKS GO!

  19. Magikal

    Never seen so few jerseysout on the first night of the playoffs. either this city is full of bandwagoning douches or I slept through wednesday and its now thursday

  20. Magikal

    Never seen so few jerseysout on the first night of the playoffs. either this city is full of bandwagoning douches or I slept through wednesday and its now thursday

  21. Magikal

    Never seen so few jerseysout on the first night of the playoffs. either this city is full of bandwagoning douches or I slept through wednesday and its now thursday

  22. Magikal

    Bahahahah wow Quick that was sad....but it makes me happy!

    1. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      bauhahuhauhuahseuh

    2. MayRayDown

      MayRayDown

      meh. Quick kept them in the game. Only fitting that he would also lose them the game Lol

  23. Magikal

    31/90 done. Woo!

    1. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      <2

  24. Magikal

    i am drunk. That is all.

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    2. Magikal

      Magikal

      suicide then. its the final solution

    3. Twilight Sparkle

      Twilight Sparkle

      but i like to live

    4. Magikal

      Magikal

      youre no fun

  25. Magikal

    Put a warrant out for my arrest, i've officially comitted fantasy hockey robbery!

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