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  1. Slender Man

    Nobody makes me bleed my own blood!

    1. White Goodman

      White Goodman

      Well at least that wasn't weird.

  2. Slender Man

    BEST IN THE WOOOORLD

  3. Slender Man

    Was watching Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone. Emma Watson was really hot in that one.

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    2. Navyblue

      Navyblue

      Trollin?

    3. Newsflash

      Newsflash

      LOL

    4. :D

      :D

      I like Slender Man`s style and wish to subscribe to his newsletter

  4. Slender Man

    Hi kids

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    2. Slender Man

      Slender Man

      Sounds like you guys need a hug

    3. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      I never meant to give mushr....doh!

    4. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      I never meant to give you mushrooms girl.

  5. Slender Man

    Cialis, ask your doctor.

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    2. Gunner Garrison

      Gunner Garrison

      diarrhea, ask your potato

    3. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      i can't, she's married.

    4. ChenWei91

      ChenWei91

      Ask your father.

  6. Slender Man

    I love Dubstep. It's my favorite song.

  7. Slender Man

    To catch them is my real test, and to train them is my cause.

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    2. Slender Man

      Slender Man

      But you know it's my destiny

    3. Heretic

      Heretic

      STD's?

    4. Slender Man

      Slender Man

      I will travel across the land, searching far and wide, each STD to understand, the power that's inside.

  8. Slender Man

    DAVID BOOTH

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    2. :D

      :D

      What does this have to do with Garrison!

    3. Slender Man

      Slender Man

      ALEXANDER KEITH'S

    4. Slender Man

      Slender Man

      CAPTAIN MORGAN'S

  9. Slender Man

    My angus is peppered

    1. Kass9

      Kass9

      I swear I read that 'angus' without the 'g'.

    2. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      I did too. I was going to post "Kinky".

  10. Slender Man

    Got tickets for the Justin Bieber concert, have one extra, who wants to go?

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    2. nuckZ#1

      nuckZ#1

      according to strombone1, samjam99 would..

    3. Slender Man

      Slender Man

      I have a van parked outside burger king on east hastings

      first come first get

    4. burrsler<3

      burrsler<3

      take me

  11. Slender Man

    My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

    1. Kumquats

      Kumquats

      http://images.dailydawdle.com/my-milkshake-brings-all-the-boys-to-the-yard-spock.jpg
  12. Slender Man

    Hide yo kids, hide yo wives, and hide yo husbands cause they be eatin errbody out here

    1. Tigs

      Tigs

      Well played, good sir.

    2. The Brahma Bull

      The Brahma Bull

      hide yo cats too. :(

  13. Slender Man

    They're taking the hobbits to isengard!

    1. Armada

      Armada

      Lisa needs braces.

    2. 22Sedinery33

      22Sedinery33

      Peter needs to lose weight

    3. Tigs

      Tigs

      A wizard is never late, he arrives precisely when he means to.

  14. Slender Man

    Do you like fishsticks?

  15. Slender Man

    I blame the green men for our losses. They weren't there for basically the entire regular season and then BOOM, they show up and we lose.

    1. ChenWei91

      ChenWei91

      It's a conspiracy!

    2. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      maybe it's mrs. aqualinni's fault....

  16. Slender Man

    you are who?

  17. Slender Man

    Gotta catch 'em all Konymon!

  18. Slender Man

    There should be a CDC rehab program for some members

    1. Bruce Boudreau

      Bruce Boudreau

      Like you. lol

    2. Slender Man

      Slender Man

      well DUH

    3. Crosby the Somalian Pirate

      Crosby the Somalian Pirate

      and others...

  19. Slender Man

    Make sure to set your clocks back an hour

    1. Caboose

      Caboose

      You bastard!

    2. GodzillaDeuce

      GodzillaDeuce

      You dastardly turncoat!

    3. Bruce Boudreau

      Bruce Boudreau

      You are incredible!!! Since I had nowhere to go. Jokes on you ass wipe.

  20. Slender Man

    Kassian is my boyfriend

  21. Slender Man

    If Cody Hodgson was the 'next Trevor Linden', he should be back in a few years

  22. Slender Man

    Best thing about TSN tradecentre is Alyonka Larionov

    1. BZRK

      BZRK

      meh...

  23. Slender Man

    Things people didn't know about Adele: She's fat, British and white.

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    2. Luongo

      Luongo

      Who didn't know that about her? Still a real talent though.

    3. JustJokinen!

      JustJokinen!

      I thought she looked pretty good last night. Maybe a bit overweight.

    4. Scheiderfanforlife

      Scheiderfanforlife

      Justjokinen! ... she looked skinny compared to America.

  24. Slender Man

    No, Panic at the Disco. It is not 9 in the afternoon. Because that's impossible.

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    2. Slender Man

      Slender Man

      It's either 9 in the morning or 9 in the evening

      boom

    3. The Wizard of AZ

      The Wizard of AZ

      It's a tad late for this joke, is it not?

    4. Slender Man

      Slender Man

      SHUT UP AND GO REPORT THE NEWS

  25. Slender Man

    Vagiants

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    2. BZRK

      BZRK

      Gaydy

    3. Mr.DirtyDangles

      Mr.DirtyDangles

      Wooooo G-MEN ! :)

    4. Slender Man

      Slender Man

      I am Downtown Rob Brown and GodzillaDeuce and what is this

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