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  1. Nice. New bad ass laptop for school but also with the ability run most current games with top graphics.

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    2. Mr.DirtyDangles

      Mr.DirtyDangles

      Will be buying myself a new laptop tomorrow me thinks. Have my eye an this deadly ASUS :)

    3. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      you totally should; they're sweet! Although the rest of my gifts were fairly limited since it's only my brother, my mum and I.

    4. nux4lyfe

      nux4lyfe

      What kinds of laptop? looking for a new one myself..

  2. Are those life sized cutouts of MMA fights a fair representation of the fighter? George looks huge @ 170 but I saw the cutout and he appears smaller in person. Same with Jon Jones. Maybe because it's just a cardboard cut out. Not scaled 100% accurately. I dunno.
  3. Why does Samuel L. Jackson always play a black guy?

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    2. Scott Hartnell's Mane

      Scott Hartnell's Mane

      Cartoon :P and it is funny isn't it...even when he was in the Incredibles he played the angry black villain Frozone.

    3. Scott Hartnell's Mane

      Scott Hartnell's Mane

      meh not a villain...never mind...lol

    4. Gran Turismo

      Gran Turismo

      I think it has something to do with his voice. Just a hunch, though.

  4. Damn, EHM. Russia with gold @ Sochi. 4-2 over Canada. Ovechkin and Tarasenko with 2 goals each. A sign of things to come?! :o

  5. Holy. Eastside Hockey Manager. Future Bobby Orr? 15 year old defenseman in the OMJHL with 74 points in 51 games LOL

  6. COME AT ME BRO.

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    2. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      If you guys jingle my bells, I'll give you a white Christmas.

    3. SterlingArcher

      SterlingArcher

      ^^whoa whoa guys this is a family friendly forum! lets keep it G-rated

    4. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      im 12 n wat is this

  7. It's been mixed all day here in Abby. It's been pissing hard out. Thankfully it doesn't actually look or smell like piss.
  8. Justin Schultz. Definitely on tha j00ce.

  9. Diaz better lose. Arrogant pot head. And if he does manage to win, give him a sandwich. The dude looks malnourished.
  10. Hella sick with the cold, chills, a headache, sore and a real lack of motiviation. And here I was only a few weeks away from being sick free all 2012.

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    2. Tigs

      Tigs

      How do you know it would be cool? Have you ever been a zombie before?

    3. Master 112

      Master 112

      I've been a zombie on numerous occasions and can confirm that it would be very cool.

    4. Ossi Vaananen

      Ossi Vaananen

      dude the zombie virus is a very serious matter, you should have that looked at.

  11. Oi, you cheeky wanker.

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    2. GodzillaDeuce

      GodzillaDeuce

      talk normal you zarkin frood

    3. Armada
    4. Ossi Vaananen

      Ossi Vaananen

      Not sure if British person saying beer can or Jamaican person saying bacon.

  12. Jarome Iginla Kamloops Blazers. Jarome Iginla 2011-2012 Calgary Flames. The guy doesn't look like he's aged at all. His forehead crease has become more defined, but that's it.

    1. canuck_trevor16

      canuck_trevor16

      too bad he will never win a cup with the Calary Lames

  13. Never knew the X files was filmed out here for 5 seasons. Cool.

    1. n00bxQb

      n00bxQb

      My good friend's sister was the extras casting director.

    2. Ossi Vaananen

      Ossi Vaananen

      X files is one of those shows that in hindsight seems really stupid.

  14. Attended my first 'God' public discussion at school. Interesting.

    1. GodzillaDeuce
    2. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      FSM, feel his noodly embrace.

    3. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      FSM, of course! We discussed which type of noodles, different sauces, other ingredients he may contain.

  15. Wow. Listening to how Lance Armstrong and co. got away with doping for so long. It starts to make you wonder who else in pro sports is getting away with cheating.

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    2. TACIC
    3. NucksPatsFan

      NucksPatsFan

      Adrian Peterson, there's no way someone comes back from reconstructive knee surgery that quick and dominates the league and runs like nothing ever happened

    4. LuonGO Canucks Go

      LuonGO Canucks Go

      Almost all sprinters till 2000

  16. Is this the same logic used when talking about the super fight between Jones and Silva? Jones is obviously bigger and stronger. Therefore Jones > Silva and Silva > GSP. I mean, if the only real argument people can make against George is the size difference because that is the only argument I'm seeing anyone make, which really isn't that much of a difference to be perfectly honest, then the only point of these super fights is for Dana to fatten his wallets because both smaller guys are going to get their clock cleaned. Is there a source from the GSP camp confirming that he would get his ass kicked by Silva like you're suggesting?
  17. Maybe so but what difference does it make if you're only .500? Is that considered good? I wouldn't think so, then again I haven't been a UFC fan for very long.
  18. And Bob Sapp outweighs everyone and still gets his ass handed to him. There even was a fight not long ago in the UFC, I don't recall who was involved, but it there was about a 20lb difference since one guy didn't make the cut and the noticeably smaller fighter won via TKO, I think. Either way there was a fight like that not long ago. I know, I love how everyone uses the 'he can't finish anyone argument!' Last time I checked he beat the piss out of Serra, twice, as well as Hughes and they were pretty good WW. Okay, even though he hasn't finished his opponents in his last five fights, look at it this way: these guys have EVERY opportunity to win a round and they can't even manage to do that. It's total dominance by GSP regardless if he finishes them early or not. I got a feeling it's a strategy he and his team implements by coming into the octagon with a more conservative approach now that he is the champ. It's not like he's barely squeaking out win left and right. Is it actually a fact Silva is stronger than GSP? Based on what? Because he's a bigger guy in general? For someone who supposedly cuts from 220 to 185, he still doesn't look like he's carved out of stone like George. Silva could probably drop to 170; maybe he's just chunky between fights. I think people are making a lot of predictions based on ignorance and bias. Especially on Facebook.
  19. Wow, had no idea Anderson Cooper was gay all this time. Not that I care, lol.

    1. SterlingArcher

      SterlingArcher

      Ha! Gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

  20. Why does Sonnen get so much recognition for being such a great fighter anyway? Because he's a loud mouth attention whore? Dude is .500 in the UFC; that sucks.
  21. Damn, you're right. Good point, I totally forgot about Shabadoo!
  22. Why can't he fight him? Because Silva is bigger? There are a lot of people saying Anderson would win. Bollocks. I mean, that is why they have the fights after all -- to determine who is actually better. Saying Anderson would beat GSP based on absolutely nothing is like saying team A would beat team B in a playoff series without even a single game being played.
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