Noheart

I love squidbillies

You take the venom out of a cobra and what to you got? A belt "quagmire"

Earth first, we will drill the other planets later.

Milbury Jr

If we are not cursed already I have a feeling this will be Curse of the Bambino Vancouver Canucks style.

I have worked in the USA for 2 years and just realized today that they do not have, and have never herd of smarties. That's a deal breaker if I'm a UFA.

I'm not sure if the Jay's are for real or not but it sure was nice to cheer for them again. Even if the fall off the planet

I hate basketball so dam much, but I hate the heat more, so much that I'm watching to see them lose. Does this mean I like basketball?

Anyone ever squeeze their nostrils together to smell your snot?

If someone can make photo shop magic, we need to make fun of Couture's Massive teeth

Anyone have a linked in account? At first I though wow this is cool now they want my money.

In a grade 7 inventor fair I painted a toilet seat fluorescent green and called it a glow in the dark toilet seat. I won 1st prize, why didn't I follow through with it? That's a wicked idea.

It's the Playoffs, Luongo is in net, it looks like I am a Luongo lover

not the best at making threads, as soon as i posted it I was like dam.

Mustard Juice, **** you.

You ever forget to put on deodorant and then remember you forgot then frantically tried to find a to get some on before its to late? That little window of "post shower freshness" so critical

There is a game tonight?

Good food, hard is hard on the Buzz

I don't think it's possible to care less about the Masters.

I peed on my Belt, what a mess.

I will poop my pants before I poop without a phone.

I hate when people reply with "yup" I want to stab them when I see it.

Motherly love and smelling your own farts are the same instinct

I hate the Coyotes, it is BS. We pay good money for Canuck tickets, and merch for them to beat the Canucks

I am a little behind in movies, just saw moneyball, good movie. Next on my list Gremlins.