Jump to content
The Official Site of the Vancouver Canucks
Enter Search Term. Use arrows to navigate between autocomplete results. If no results appear, use Enter to do a full site search.
Forum Closure ×
Canucks Community
Forum Closure

Noheart

Members
 View Profile  See their activity

  • Posts

    2,802

  • Joined

  • Last visited

  • Days Won

    7

 Content Type 

Status Updates posted by Noheart

  1. Noheart

    Anyone actually use Siri?

    1. 22Sedinery33

      22Sedinery33

      Yes

    2. SterlingArcher

      SterlingArcher

      Only for dirty things

  2. Noheart

    Still Noheart

    1. Lillooet_Hillbilly

      Lillooet_Hillbilly

      suck it up princess pee pee

    2. PlayStation

      PlayStation

      Change it change it change it!

      #DoItForMashy

  3. Noheart

    Noheart Still confident Luongo will make the deadline, OR my name will be changed to Princess Poopy Pee Pee.

    1. Show previous comments  38 more
    2. Master 112

      Master 112

      Don't make us use a Care Bear Stare.

    3. Noheart

      Noheart

      Holy mother of god, I suspect nighmares tonight. nice work, thank you all for your efforts

    4. Noheart

      Noheart

      I'm thinking nipple poop is the winner, it actually subscribes my personality the best

  4. Noheart

    I am so confident that Luongo will not be traded that if he does I will change my name to the most disgraceful one that anyone can come up with.

    1. Show previous comments  11 more
    2. WolfxHaley

      WolfxHaley

      KingoftheEsRulez!1!11

    3. WolfxHaley

      WolfxHaley

      KingoftheEsRulez!1!11

    4. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      Messier4GM!

  5. Noheart

    I am 1 hr NE of Pitt and the only guys at the morning Safety meeting that knew A. Who Iginla is and B. He was traded to the Pittsburg Penguins was Me and the other 2 Canadians

    1. EmployeeoftheMonth

      EmployeeoftheMonth

      ...so I killed everybody else in the room.

  6. Noheart

    Who calls them gotch?

    1. EmployeeoftheMonth

      EmployeeoftheMonth

      ginch?

    2. Peace Bond

      Peace Bond

      gonch?

    3. Mr.DirtyDangles

      Mr.DirtyDangles

      always thought gotch was the dumbest word ever

  7. Noheart

    Roses are Red Violets are blue, I'm hungover

    1. c00kies

      c00kies

      and so are you?

    2. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      Hungover late in the evening...must have been a pretty good time!?!

    3. Tearloch7

      Tearloch7

      and so you are?

  8. Noheart

    If someone tells you they hate McDonalds do not trust them because they are a liar.

    1. Show previous comments  6 more
    2. Noheart

      Noheart

      Exactly, I do my best to stay away from it, but when I do break down I can always find something to hammer down my throat

    3. Newsflash

      Newsflash

      KFC way better.

    4. rampage

      rampage

      Haven't had it in over a year, it sucks anyways

  9. Noheart

    What is everyone so worried about? the way I see it it's a bonus season anyway.

    1. WolfxHaley

      WolfxHaley

      Exactly how i feel. Although winning is still awesome.

    2. ilduce39

      ilduce39

      For a fan-base that "only cares about the cup" we sure like getting worked up half way through a bonus season.

  10. Noheart

    My daughter told me a joke, "Guess what? chicken pee pee" end of joke.

    1. Show previous comments  1 more
    2. Scottish⑦Canuck

      Scottish⑦Canuck

      So true. So so true.

    3. Magikal

      Magikal

      I she ever asks "why" to something watch Louis CK then respond.

    4. Aladeen

      Aladeen

      Chicken Pee Pee... Classic!

  11. Noheart

    I warmed up a beer and clam in the microwave and its awesome

  12. Noheart

    I already have it in my mind that Im getting drunk to watch this game, now the question is, will I throw rocks at my house?

    1. Show previous comments  5 more
    2. Noheart

      Noheart

      I only drink Rye alone for safety reasons, my wife locks me in the theater room where I drink in a controlled environment with only boxers and a wife beater tank top on. Child safety plugs on power inlets

    3. Scott Hartnell's Mane

      Scott Hartnell's Mane

      i drink alone.....yeahh with nobody else...i drink alone...yeahhh with nobody else..yeah you know when i drink alone...i prefer to be by myself...

    4. Noheart

      Noheart

      Only Rye, I drink rye when I wanna send a message to myself

  13. Noheart

    In Pennsylvania you sit at a table if the bar is full. In Canada you sit at the bar if the tables are full. Interesting

    1. Tearloch7

      Tearloch7

      In a washroom, I ALWAYS sit on the throne if I am full ..

    2. Blackberries

      Blackberries

      We want to be near good beer what can we say?

    3. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      In America, if all the tables are taken. You use the drive-thru.

  14. Noheart

    Pickle Fart = eating lots of pickles then fart smells of pickles. True Story

    1. The Hornet

      The Hornet

      The more you know

  15. Noheart

    It is extremely easy to draw Cam Barker, try it.

    1. Durl Dixsun

      Durl Dixsun

      He looks like an alien

    2. Apple Juice

      Apple Juice

      He is the man of hockey cliches

  16. Noheart

    Got suspended for 7 days, my favorite player gets picked up on wavers and we lost to the Calgary Flames. It can only get better

    1. Show previous comments  3 more
    2. Dazzle

      Dazzle

      Volpatti only played 3 minutes and 43 seconds today.

      Why bother picking a player up if you're not going to use him properly?

    3. Dazzle

      Dazzle

      ^ I'm not even that big of a fan of Volpatti - I thought he was a bit overrated by the boards, though he had heart. Still, no player will succeed with that pitiful amount of ice-time.

    4. Noheart

      Noheart

      I just really wanted him to succeed is all.

  17. Noheart

    Why is it that there never seems to be enough ricearoni? They need to make bigger boxes.

    1. goalie13

      goalie13

      If there is never enough, then is it even possible to make a big enough box?

    2. Noheart

      Noheart

      Now Im lost, what do I do

  18. Noheart

    Interior BC lighten up, seriously shake those clouds

    1. Heretic

      Heretic

      amen to that.

  19. Noheart

    I'm from Alberta look at my black on black on black jacked up truck, listen to the exhaust it's so loud, I also go a chip so I can pass people in BC when I'm pulling my Malibu to the the Okanagan, Or my sleds to Revy, BC sucks Oilers have more cups, my hat is sideways and I have white Oakley sunglasses. I also have sweet tattoos to express how extreme I am.

    1. Show previous comments  1 more
    2. SterlingArcher

      SterlingArcher

      Sounds like Surrey minus the truck

    3. Noheart

      Noheart

      The older guys only wear denim, and the women are all waitresses!!

    4. Aladeen

      Aladeen

      EXTREME!!!!

  20. Noheart

    Tight black yoga pants, I love you and your innards

  21. Noheart

    If the city of Edmonton was any uglier it would be Dale Weise

    1. Show previous comments  10 more
    2. Mr.DirtyDangles

      Mr.DirtyDangles

      Criiiiple fiiiight !

    3. Noheart

      Noheart

      They new wing in the airport is nice or maybe I'm just that happy to leave, good call Justin Schultz

    4. Noheart

      Noheart

      I was born from a super nova torts

  22. Noheart

    I noticed that being gay is cooler than smoking now and less frowned on

    1. Armada

      Armada

      I'm not judging.

    2. Durl Dixsun

      Durl Dixsun

      Smoking kills.

    3. Noheart

      Noheart

      I mean I'd sooner sit beside a gay person then someone who is smoking

  23. Noheart

    I'm so dirty that I make a toilet paper gasket in a public toilet to protect other people

    1. Aladeen

      Aladeen

      I feel dirtier for having read your status update.

  24. Noheart

    I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. Frank Sinatra

    1. Show previous comments  1 more
    2. Tearloch7

      Tearloch7

      .. it would never be like Frankie to steal someone elses ideas tho ..:P

    3. Noheart

      Noheart

      hahah

      If you made it, Frank makes it better.

    4. Tearloch7

      Tearloch7

      Frank was a prime doosh

  25. Noheart

    Chocolate covered pretzels, what took you so long to get invented.

    1. Show previous comments  1 more
    2. Phil_314

      Phil_314

      what took you so long to find them? :P

    3. Noheart

      Noheart

      haha, I saw them for a while but was afraid to commit 2$

    4. EmployeeoftheMonth

      EmployeeoftheMonth

      stink palm

×
×
  • Create New...