PowerIce Posted January 19, 2013 Share Posted January 19, 2013 So lately I've been seeing this next chick lately. Anyway's long story short, every time I kiss this girl I can't help but think bout her little mustache going on. Is there anyway I can break this to her without hurting her feelings or anything... not really tryna kiss nobody who's sporting a mustache. And it's a bit bold, but not really. But I definitely notice it. She's Spanish btw. Link to comment
nuckin_futz Posted January 19, 2013 Share Posted January 19, 2013 http://youtu.be/1vBZjhWH6PI No subtle way to bring this up. It's like telling someone they have a BO problem. Link to comment
Peace Bond Posted January 19, 2013 Share Posted January 19, 2013 My girlfriend's got it. There's absolutely nothing you can say. Link to comment
Ossi Vaananen Posted January 19, 2013 Share Posted January 19, 2013 Girls are all about vanity dawg, don't worry about telling her. Bring it up like: "so I saw this show on TV, on how having facial hair on women increases the probability of getting breast cancer". That will slowly sink in and she'll start thinking she'll get breast cancer if she doesn't shave the stache. The question you have to ask yourself, is that Latino booty worth it? * note to mods, breast is a scientific term, like penis and vulva, in which someone should not receive warning points for using* Link to comment
PowerIce Posted January 19, 2013 Author Share Posted January 19, 2013 Girls are all about vanity dawg, don't worry about telling her. Bring it up like: "so I saw this show on TV, on how having facial hair on women increases the probability of getting breast cancer". That will slowly sink in and she'll start thinking she'll get breast cancer if she doesn't shave the stache. The question you have to ask yourself, is that Latino booty worth it? * note to mods, breast is a scientific term, like penis and vulva, in which someone should not receive warning points for using* Link to comment
pwnstar Posted January 19, 2013 Share Posted January 19, 2013 Gotta schmooze your way into it. Sometime you just have to tell her. Link to comment
:D Posted January 19, 2013 Share Posted January 19, 2013 Why don't you ever kiss me? >> I'm worried about the mustache tickling. But you don't have a mustache. Link to comment
-DLC- Posted January 19, 2013 Share Posted January 19, 2013 Januhairy? Maybe she's supporting a cause. Tell her every time you remove upper lip hair a shelter kitty is saved. Link to comment
:D Posted January 19, 2013 Share Posted January 19, 2013 * note to mods, breast is a scientific term, like penis and vulva, in which someone should not receive warning points for using* Link to comment
GodzillaDeuce Posted January 19, 2013 Share Posted January 19, 2013 clearly the only thing you can do is grow the most heinous facial hair possible, then when she says "shave that damn stache, it's ugly and it feels weird when we kiss", say nothing, just look at her until her words sink in then dump her because facial hair is nasty lol Link to comment
Guest Gumballthechewy Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 clearly the only thing you can do is grow the most heinous facial hair possible, then when she says "shave that damn stache, it's ugly and it feels weird when we kiss", say nothing, just look at her until her words sink in then dump her because facial hair is nasty lol Link to comment
etsen3 Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 Make up some stupid game where you pretend to be each other. She puts makeup on your face and then you shave her face. You wash off the makeup, but her mustache is gone. Link to comment
Intoewsables Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 Wax it while she's sleeping. She'll never even notice. Link to comment
PowerIce Posted January 21, 2013 Author Share Posted January 21, 2013 Wax it while she's sleeping. She'll never even notice. Link to comment
EX_Bert_Worshipper Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 Put yourself in the opposite position. If there were something about you that she didn't like, how would you want her to tell you? That might help you decide on the best way to approach it. Link to comment
Master 112 Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 Pay a stranger money to break it to her. She'll never have to know. Link to comment
PowerIce Posted January 21, 2013 Author Share Posted January 21, 2013 Put yourself in the opposite position. If there were something about you that she didn't like, how would you want her to tell you? That might help you decide on the best way to approach it. Link to comment
Mr. White Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 Pay a stranger money to break it to her. She'll never have to know. Link to comment
AriGold Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 When shes asleep, rub some Nair on it.. Get the Baby oil version so its nice and smooth for you next time.. Link to comment
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