How Did You Meet Your Significant Other?

[Nail]

Well, I met my hand when I was born

[Guest Gumballthechewy]

So, I told you all how I met my last girlfriend but I didn't tell you how I got her to fall in love with me.

Well, let me explain with a gif:

[VICanucksfan5551]

So, I told you all how I met my last girlfriend but I didn't tell you how I got her to fall in love with me.

Well, let me explain with a gif:

[VICanucksfan5551]

Cunnilingus

[VICanucksfan5551]

One requires more skill than the other though

[Guest Gumballthechewy]

You swallowed a live tapeworm in front of her?

[VICanucksfan5551]

Well, you're both right....

....

[Guest Gumballthechewy]

Ah. How did the tapeworm's genital pores feel against your tongue?

[Argon]

So, I told you all how I met my last girlfriend but I didn't tell you how I got her to fall in love with me.

Well, let me explain with a gif:

[Guest Gumballthechewy]

funny, that looks like how I sealed the deal too

[Argon]

That's just how us cunning linguists work our magic.

[Mainly Mattias]

yikes. thread took a turn for the worse but it was like a car crash i couldn't take my eyes off of. tapeworm pores. ugh.

[Guest Gumballthechewy]

I'm the magic man

it isn't so bad, just wish I got more in return for it

[VICanucksfan5551]

yikes. thread took a turn for the worse but it was like a car crash i couldn't take my eyes off of. tapeworm pores. ugh.

[Argon]

Dude! Your lady doesn't go the "extra mile" for you when you do that!? Not cool man.

Anyway, I love it, I'd go at it all day for her without needing a return favour.

[Guest Gumballthechewy]

well yea the round the bases almost always ends up a homerun, kinda a given. But was meaning a reversal of team positions on the playing field

[Mainly Mattias]

Yummy. That's one sexy proglottid

[Guest Gumballthechewy]

Tuna and chicken are both irrelevant to this conversation if good self hygiene is involved

[Magikal]

What in the hell happened to this thread?!?!?

[aGENT]

What in the hell happened to this thread?!?!?