BananaMash Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 I don't really know how this is supposed to work. My friends told me that if I wanted to get laid, I had to get some dates. Well, I got three, and I've been hanging out with them for like four hours, but I just can't figure out how this is supposed to work. They don't appear to be very suitable for reproduction. They don't really chat much either. Overall, these weren't very good dates. I would not want another date again. 3/10. Link to comment
shiznak Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 Those are old and wrinkly. Link to comment
Not A Fruit Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 One date at a time my friend... Dates don't like sharing. Link to comment
Joel Heyman Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 I have 365! Get on my level! Link to comment
Twilight Sparkle Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 hopefully they were rich Link to comment
Apples Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 You are dating fruits after all.. Link to comment
LeanBeef Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 Nice looking dates there. Noticed that you have friends as well!!! I wish I had friends, but they only had season two on bluray Link to comment
MANGO Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 look like inflatable dates to me Link to comment
AK-47 Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 I dated an igneous formation once; it didnt really rock :/ Link to comment
S.Mouse! Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 You are dating fruits after all.. Link to comment
Heisenberg Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 This is very insulting, those aren't even dates its disgusting fruit. Link to comment
Pouria Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 This is very insulting, those aren't even dates its disgusting fruit. Link to comment
Mainly Mattias Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 lol. those are the best kind of dates - where you don't have to suffer through inane conversation or having to pay Link to comment
Guest Gumballthechewy Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 Mmmm... Those are some sexy dates man! Link to comment
BananaMash Posted September 7, 2013 Author Share Posted September 7, 2013 Update: I attempted to reproduce with one of the dates, as it was coming onto me very seductively. I'm currently in the hospital getting my urinary systems flushed due to a significant blockage which may or may not be related to having sex with the date. Link to comment
Guest Gumballthechewy Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 I demand pictures! Link to comment
Guest Gumballthechewy Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 Walk it off princess. Link to comment
BananaMash Posted September 7, 2013 Author Share Posted September 7, 2013 The entire date was lodged up there! D: Link to comment
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