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[VICanucksfan5551]

Investigation today came up clean. They won't be contacted unless we lose all our potential spokespeople in case they're kingpin or SK.

[mau5trap]

Vote Intoewsable

I agree with 112, haven't played in a while prior to this game but from some of the other games I've observed, Intoewsable is acting funky.

[otherwise]

vote Intoewsables

There are couple of things said that don't quite add up.

[Dral]

After talking with VIC, we've come to an arrangement which will hopefully be proven tonight and will clear up this whole mess. After night fall, we can finally move forward and get this game rolling!

[Ryp]

Vote Intoewsables

[Aladeen]

It’s 9:30! Now is time for Aladeen Brodcast Network’s nightly news report from your Glorious and Perfect Leader: Admiral, General, President-For-Life, High Chancellor and Most Perfect Mafia Host Aladeen!

Your only source for the latest non-zionist Western media influenced News!

and now the results from Execution Idol:

And the Winner of Execution Idol with {A few} votes is:Intoewsables

Hmmm I will have to check with the judges if we can even execute Intoewsables, it just seems so wrong.

Well what do you say El Tigrea?

Well I guess that’s that:

Now your fate is to be decided like how I decide how to wash the underwear I have been wearing for the past month- with the W-H-E-E-L of DEATH!

Looks like you spun: Death By Hail Of Arrows

Oh Goodie! now I finally get to use those thousands of Chinese Archers I have. If I were paying or feeding them I would be most un-pleased that the death wheel doesn’t choose this more often.

Intoewsables is dressed into some chinese garb and made to stand in front of a big chinese looking gate.

Aladeen gives the command then the thousands of hungry chinese archers take aim:

Look at how many of you missed, food only for those who hit their targets! It’s so hard to get good free chinese labour these days!

And now for news on our lovable Serial Killer

Coming Oh so close to his first kill last night the would be Serial Killer found himself jonesing to at least be able to call himself Killer:

Determined to have his fix, he sought out a new target, one that would never see it coming. So like a hawk he followed and watched his next victim.

Sitting outside of Alchemy Time’s house ,the would be Killer finally felt the time was right and his first victim should be honored that he would immortalize him this way. It was his form of love, never would he have to grow old, no more would pain afflict him or grief stricken him. Why can’t they all see that I do it out of love?

The SK opened the door to ATs house and seeing him in the living room he ran at him screaming:

Alchemy Time ran as fast as he could upstairs and barricaded himself in the Bathroom. The SK attempted to get at him but it was no use the door lock was just too strong. So the SK said “ok then, I guess I will just leave since I am unable to kill you.”

Relieved, Alchemy Time waited until he heard footsteps leaving. AT decided that since he was in the bathroom anyways he might as well hop in the shower and give his feminine body a good cleaning.

“Well no point in having the door locked in case I have an accident.” AT said to himself as he unlocked the door.

AT got undressed and hopped into the shower and started singing his favorite shower song.

“ It’s Raining Men! Hallelujah It’s Raining Men! Amen!

I’m gonna run out and let myself get absolutely Soaking Wet!

It’s Raining Men! Hallelujah It’s Raining Men! Amen!”

But before he could sing anymore:

Alright Killer! You did it! Guess what has two thumbs and is super proud of you?

And on the Lighter side of the News,

The Mafia Continue to terrorize the townsfolk with gangland style hit on the innocent albeit very inbred One One Two in an elevator:

I said Gangland Style!!!!

That’s Better!

Unfortunately we don’t have actual footage of the crime as it was taking place but we do have footage from the security camera in the lobby of when the elevator doors opened after the murder:

MMMMM That’s Juicy!

Now for our sports report on everyone’s favorite Vigilante. It seems the Vig has once again got back to weeding out and taking down those mafia scum. Servicing all the inbred, illiterate, slack-jawed townspeople, the vigilante served up their own brand of justice, with a slice of cold revenge on the side by hunting the deadliest prey of all.... Humans!

The Vigilante was filled with a fiery vengeance from being tricked by the mafia into taking the life of an innocent and vowed that the next kill would be for sure mafia.

The Vigilante decided that the one to die needed to be someone who would impersonate the innocent. But not just any innocent, one that claimed to be the world famous doctor. Pulling up to Dral’s illegal medical clinic, the Vigilante shot their way through the waiting room:

Killing all the vile staff and patients that would associate with a man who didn’t even have a real medical degree.

After shooting their way through the clinic they found a door that said Dr. Dral Ob/Gyn. The Vig kicked open the door and said to Dral, “you’re too fat to be a real doctor” before opening fire with two handguns and exploding Dral’s head:

*Warning Graphic violence

And You’re up to date in the World Of Aladeen. And now 5 continuous hours of:

Have an Aladeen Night!

[Aladeen]

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SUMMARY

LYNCH - Intoewsables(Mafia)

SK - Alchemy Time (TP)

MAFIA - One One Two(unknown)

VIG - Dral (Mafia)

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Living

King Heffy

VICanucksfan5551

CL

RYP

Burrdaman

otherwise

ilduce39

JE14

Not A Fruit

mau5trap

Kryten

Dead

kumar2013 (TP)

Lemons (TP)

Kesler87 (TB)

Go Faulk Yourself(Unknown)

The Purple Panda (Mafia)

OurTimeToShine(Mafia)

PPCLI (Unknown)

Peaches (TP)

Intoewsables(Mafia)

Alchemy Time (TP)

Dral (Mafia)

One One Two (Unknown)

[Dral]

Rookie Newb >>> Mr 8 time MVP

That is all

Just want to say thanks all, this was an absolute blast! I knew from the beginning even trying to pull that stunt off was a death wish, but it was totally worth it.

Lemons, I'm sorry it had to be you

I really hope no one has any hard feelings, and I'm pretty sure after this no one will ever trust me!

Good night and good luck all!

[ilduce39]

The regime would like to applaud the legitimacy of the honorable and brave VIC and his Sheriff of Shadows. Though the outcome is far from certain, the townspeople of this great land take one step closer to ridding ourselves of the Mafia scum... just as the great Cesare Mori once did many moons ago.

[JE14]

LOL so two mafia actually decided to fake being the doctor.

[Dral]

LOL so two mafia actually decided to fake being the doctor.

Probably would have worked if it wasn't for that meddling SK

[VICanucksfan5551]

Probably would have worked if it wasn't for that meddling SK

I'm really glad I was cautious with Toews

Also, you should have denied saying you were the doctor at all. That that point it would have been your word vs. CL's and we likely would have had to waste an investigation to sort things out. By pretending to be the doctor in the thread, you kind of shot yourself in the foot.

Still conferring on what to do this round with the alliance. Feel free to throw out some accusations, everybody.

[VICanucksfan5551]

I'm really glad I was cautious with Toews

Also, you should have denied saying you were the doctor at all. That that point it would have been your word vs. CL's and we likely would have had to waste an investigation to sort things out. By pretending to be the doctor in the thread, you kind of shot yourself in the foot.

Still conferring on what to do this round with the alliance. Feel free to throw out some accusations, everybody.

*at that point

[Alchemy Time]

Peace out guys

[VICanucksfan5551]

Missed investigation again this round. I don't have any concrete suspects, so the floor is open to everyone to make a case. I'll cast my vote tomorrow after I see how the debate goes.

[Intoewsables]

I never would have pretended to be Doctor if Kesler hadn't told CL about Dral from the grave (oops, did I say that out loud?). That whole thing was just fantastic though. If Dral decides to play again, we all need to watch out. He's at MR's level. Seriously.

And yeah, thanks a lot SK.

Aladeen, your nightfalls are the best thing about CDC right now. Thank you.

[VICanucksfan5551]

I never would have pretended to be Doctor if hadn't told CL about Dral from the grave (oops, did I say that out loud?). That whole thing was just fantastic though. If Dral decides to play again, we all need to watch out. He's at MR's level. Seriously.

And yeah, thanks a lot SK.

Aladeen, your nightfalls are the best thing about CDC right now. Thank you.

Do you know that for sure or just a guess? If that's what happened, Kesler should be banned.

[Not A Fruit]

I lost Internet from my computer, and I hope Sexy Lord Aladeen could forgive me on this one? I will Vote Ryp, far too quiet and really isn't helping us at all at this stage...

[Not A Fruit]

Vote Ryp

[Not A Fruit]

Vote Ryp

Just quoted a vote a couple of pages ago and it turned out fine