Qwags Posted June 1, 2015 Share Posted June 1, 2015 For all your horrible jokes, dark thoughts, and psychopathic needs. Link to comment
Dr.Strangelove Posted June 1, 2015 Share Posted June 1, 2015 Mr Lahey not another night of the Sh*t abyss Link to comment
thejazz97 Posted June 1, 2015 Share Posted June 1, 2015 Are dead baby jokes allowed here? Link to comment
Qwags Posted June 1, 2015 Author Share Posted June 1, 2015 Are dead baby jokes allowed here? Sure. Link to comment
Fox Mulder Posted June 1, 2015 Share Posted June 1, 2015 You're all going to hell. Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken Link to comment
Twilight Sparkle Posted June 2, 2015 Share Posted June 2, 2015 when i think of liquor, i think of a warm, fuzzy feeling by the campfire. a presence that's always there, keeping my fridge company. it doesn't judge me, nor does it ever complain. a piece of perfection fills my glass, and after every sip, every glass, every fleeting moment that passes by, my liver turns black. when i walk through the **** storm of every day life, i see a lot of awful things: injustice, killings, rapings, disasters, and caitlyn jenner for right now, we're in the abyss of J.R's anus. enjoy it while it lasts, and stay thirsty, my friends Link to comment
Argon Posted June 2, 2015 Share Posted June 2, 2015 Dead baby jokes are a lot like dead babies. They never get old Link to comment
thejazz97 Posted June 2, 2015 Share Posted June 2, 2015 Dead baby jokes are a lot like dead babies. They never get old Link to comment
TOMapleLaughs Posted June 2, 2015 Share Posted June 2, 2015 Thread needs more Human Centipede. Link to comment
jejejester Posted June 2, 2015 Share Posted June 2, 2015 when i think of liquor, i think of a warm, fuzzy feeling by the campfire. a presence that's always there, keeping my fridge company. it doesn't judge me, nor does it ever complain. a piece of perfection fills my glass, and after every sip, every glass, every fleeting moment that passes by, my liver turns black. when i walk through the **** storm of every day life, i see a lot of awful things: injustice, killings, rapings, disasters, and caitlyn jenner for right now, we're in the abyss of J.R's anus. enjoy it while it lasts, and stay thirsty, my friends Whoa whoa whoa, no need to go caitlyn Jenner dark here. Link to comment
aGENT Posted June 2, 2015 Share Posted June 2, 2015 Guy gets outta jail and has $10 in his pocket and the clothes on his back. Couple years in the slammer makes for a really long time without sex.He begs a couple of hookers for their pity but they all tell him he can "go @#$% himself for 10 bucks".He decides to go try his luck at the nearest whorehouse and asked the lady in charge "what can I get for $10?"She laughs and tell him to "@#$% off" as well but he pleads with her and tells her his story. She grudgingly agrees telling him "It's been a bit of a slow night anyway" with a mischievous smile on her face and finally, "up the stairs 3rd door on the right".She takes the $10 and he makes his way to the room where he is shocked to see a beautiful woman naked on the bed waiting for him. He gets all excited and rips his clothes off, jumps on her and starts going to town.After a few minutes of furious pumping, he's terrified to look up and see white foam coming out of her mouth! He quickly grabs his pants, clumsily getting them back on and runs back down stairs.He frantically tells the woman "There's something wrong with the girl you gave me, she's got foam coming out of her damn mouth!"The lady smirks and yells "Hey Charlie, the dead ones full again". Link to comment
TOMapleLaughs Posted June 2, 2015 Share Posted June 2, 2015 From Dr. Google, Statistically... 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape. Link to comment
thejazz97 Posted June 2, 2015 Share Posted June 2, 2015 Guy gets outta jail and has $10 in his pocket and the clothes on his back. Couple years in the slammer makes for a really long time without sex. He begs a couple of hookers for their pity but they all tell him he can "go @#$% himself for 10 bucks". He decides to go try his luck at the nearest whorehouse and asked the lady in charge "what can I get for $10?" She laughs and tell him to "@#$% off" as well but he pleads with her and tells her his story. She grudgingly agrees telling him "It's been a bit of a slow night anyway" with a mischievous smile on her face and finally, "up the stairs 3rd door on the right". She takes the $10 and he makes his way to the room where he is shocked to see a beautiful woman naked on the bed waiting for him. He gets all excited and rips his clothes off, jumps on her and starts going to town. After a few minutes of furious pumping, he's terrified to look up and see white foam coming out of her mouth! He quickly grabs his pants, clumsily getting them back on and runs back down stairs. He frantically tells the woman "There's something wrong with the girl you gave me, she's got foam coming out of her damn mouth!" The lady smirks and yells "Hey Charlie, the dead ones full again". Link to comment
BanTSN Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 What did the dead baby say to the man? Nothing. It's dead. So I made slippers from prom night dumpster babies... No punchline. That's it. "I'm pregnant." (Solid punch to the gut.) "Not anymore." Link to comment
Twilight Sparkle Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 Whoa whoa whoa, no need to go caitlyn Jenner dark here. sometimes things can't be unseen the moons of neptune hold the key to when our time will come. there are no winners, there are no losers. we're all equal in the end. there is no ascension, only suffering Link to comment
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