Baer. Posted September 3, 2015 Share Posted September 3, 2015 Country You Wish To Be Born In: Nakhchivan Autonomous Republic (Azerbaijan)Gender: MHobbies: Sports, TV, Music, Outdoor ActivitiesPersonality: ViolentGreedy: YSpecial: Jock If its too late then w/e Link to comment
AV. Posted September 3, 2015 Share Posted September 3, 2015 MFW full. Needed dat sleep tho. Oh well, I guess Mordecai Wilson's life from Sierra Leone has to wait. Link to comment
Lil B From The Pack Posted September 3, 2015 Share Posted September 3, 2015 Country You Wish To Be Born In: Gabon Gender:M Hobbies: Sports, Physical Training, Outdoor Activities, Religious Activities Personality: Rational Greedy: N Special: Jock Link to comment
AV. Posted September 3, 2015 Share Posted September 3, 2015 Country You Wish To Be Born In: Gabon Gender:M Hobbies: Sports, Physical Training, Outdoor Activities, Religious Activities Personality: Rational Greedy: N Special: Jock Link to comment
canucklax Posted September 3, 2015 Share Posted September 3, 2015 Country You Wish To Be Born In: RussiaGender: MHobbies: Political activisim, physical training, outdoors activities, readingPersonality: ViolentGreedy: NSpecial: Average Joe Link to comment
Kazmanian Devil Posted September 3, 2015 Author Share Posted September 3, 2015 I am sad. This was not on when I went to bed last night. =/ Country You Wish To Be Born In: Nakhchivan Autonomous Republic (Azerbaijan)Gender: MHobbies: Sports, TV, Music, Outdoor ActivitiesPersonality: ViolentGreedy: YSpecial: Jock If its too late then w/e MFW full. Needed dat sleep tho. Oh well, I guess Mordecai Wilson's life from Sierra Leone has to wait. Would you lads like to be on the waitlist Link to comment
Baer. Posted September 3, 2015 Share Posted September 3, 2015 Would you lads like to be on the waitlist K Link to comment
TheRussianRocket. Posted September 3, 2015 Share Posted September 3, 2015 kaz, pls begin my life Link to comment
Kazmanian Devil Posted September 3, 2015 Author Share Posted September 3, 2015 Will create people now Link to comment
Jägermeister Posted September 3, 2015 Share Posted September 3, 2015 Will create people now Link to comment
Kazmanian Devil Posted September 3, 2015 Author Share Posted September 3, 2015 Age 0 - 0: Legends are Born canucklax Name: Boris Rasputin Residency: Volgograd, Russia Job: Unemployed Religion: Russian Orthodox Language: Russian Health Issues: None Relationship: Single Net Worth: 0 Rubles Notes: Only child, wealthy parents Spoderman Name: Kesi Weah Residency: Gorom Gorom, Burkina Faso Job: Unemployed Religion: Animist Language: Moore Health Issues: None Relationship: Single Net Worth: 0 CFA Francs Notes: 1 brother, below average income Jägermeister Name: Rafiki Keita Residency: Port Loko, Sierra Leone Job: Unemployed Religion: Indigenous Beliefs Language: Themne Health Issues: None Relationship: Single Net Worth: 0 Leones Notes: Only child, below average income JE14 Name: Habib Mushtaq Ali Residency: Bishkek, Kyrgyzstan Job: Unemployed Religion: Sunni Muslim Language: Kirghiz Health Issues: None Relationship: Single Net Worth: 0 Soms Notes: 1 sister, average income TheRussianRocket™ Name: Blasko Kovacs Residency: Podgorica, Montenegro Job: Unemployed Religion: Eastern Orthodox Language: Montenegrin Health Issues: None Relationship: Single Net Worth: 0 Euros Notes: Only child, poor parents Gally Name: Zinedine Ghali Residency: Tubruq, Libya Job: Unemployed Religion: Sunni Muslim Language: Arabic Health Issues: None Relationship: Single Net Worth: 0 Dinars Notes: Only child, below average income, your mother Iza died during childbirth at the age of 19 (RIP) Lil B From The Pack Name: Nzarbarimb Job Residency: Franceville, Gabon Job: Unemployed Religion: Animist Language: Mbere Health Issues: None Relationship: Single Net Worth: 0 CFA Francs Notes: Only child, poor parents, Aubameyang 2.0 Horvat Name: Nancy Akii-Bua Residency: Zanzibar, Tanzania Job: Unemployed Religion: Muslim Language: Swahili Health Issues: None Relationship: Single Net Worth: 0 Shillings Notes: Below average income, 3 sisters (all 1 year apart, 4 year child streak) Tom Sestito Name: Doris Powell Residency: Victoria, Canada Job: Unemployed Religion: Protestant Language: English Health Issues: None Relationship: Single Net Worth: 0 Dollars Notes: Only child, average income, lol your name is Doris Gyllenhaal Name: Moon Bong-Chol Residency: Pyongyang, North Korea Job: Unemployed Religion: Non-Religious Language: Korean Health Issues: None Relationship: Single Net Worth: 0 Wons Notes: Only child, poor parents (obviously) Link to comment
Jägermeister Posted September 3, 2015 Share Posted September 3, 2015 These names are legendary. Especially Moon Bong-Chol. Link to comment
TheRussianRocket. Posted September 4, 2015 Share Posted September 4, 2015 Blasko Kovacs growing up in unfortunate circumstances, odds stacked against him. Here's to hoping he can take over the world! Link to comment
Kazmanian Devil Posted September 4, 2015 Author Share Posted September 4, 2015 Age 0 - 15: First Goiter canucklax Name: Boris Rasputin Residency: Volgograd, Russia Job: Student Religion: Russian Orthodox Language: Russian Health Issues: None Relationship: Single Net Worth: 0 Rubles Notes: Took up smoking and drinking. Had a girlfriend named Larisa but you parents didn't approve so you dumped her. Spoderman Name: Kesi Weah Residency: Gorom Gorom, Burkina Faso Job: Seamstress Religion: Animist Language: Moore Health Issues: Malaria, Stunted Growth Relationship: Dating Dipili Diagana Net Worth: 0 CFA Francs Notes: You have inadequate protein, causing growth stunting. You contracted malaria. Also had whooping cough, measles, and schistosomiasis for a while. Got a job as a seamstress. Got a boyfriend named Dipili. Jägermeister Name: Rafiki Keita Residency: Port Loko, Sierra Leone Job: Potter Religion: Indigenous Beliefs Language: Themne Health Issues: Malaria, Stunted Growth Relationship: Single Net Worth: 0 Leones Notes: Your growth is stunted from inadequate protein. You have malaria. Had whooping cough and measles. Got removed from school at age 7. Got a boyfriend named Afi, but your parents didn't approve so you broke up. Got a job as a potter. JE14 Name: Habib Mushtaq Ali Residency: Bishkek, Kyrgyzstan Job: Shoe Cleaner Religion: Sunni Muslim Language: Kirghiz Health Issues: None Relationship: Dating Faiza Nasim-ul-Ghani Net Worth: 0 Soms Notes: Your sister Fatima died of tetanus at age 3. Your father Qabir died of tuberculosis at age 33. Removed from school at age 11. Got a job as a shoe cleaner. Got a girlfriend named Faiza. TheRussianRocket™ Name: Blasko Kovacs Residency: Podgorica, Montenegro Job: Student Religion: Eastern Orthodox Language: Montenegrin Health Issues: None Relationship: Single Net Worth: 0 Euros Notes: Your country was hit by 6 earthquakes, none of which affected you. Gally Name: Zinedine Ghali Residency: Tubruq, Libya Job: Freight Handler Religion: Sunni Muslim Language: Arabic Health Issues: None Relationship: Dating Ditas Dali Net Worth: 0 Dinars Notes: You had whooping cough and measles. Removed from school at age 7. Civil war in your country. Got a job as a freight handler. New girlfriend named Ditas. Lil B From The Pack Name: Nzarbarimb Job Residency: Franceville, Gabon Job: Assembler Religion: Animist Language: Mbere Health Issues: None Relationship: Dating Migozo Omam Biyik Net Worth: 0 CFA Francs Notes: Had measles. Removed from school at age 7. Your father Kakuyon drowned to death at age 35. Got a job as an assembler. Got a girlfriend named Migozo. Horvat Name: Nancy Akii-Bua Residency: Zanzibar, Tanzania Job: Textile Worker Religion: Muslim Language: Swahili Health Issues: Growth Stunting, Malaria, Goiter Relationship: Single Net Worth: 0 Shillings Notes: Your growth is stunted by inadequate protein. You have malaria. Had measles. Removed from school at age 7. Your sister Martha died of an epileptic seizure at age 15. Civil war in your country. Got 2 boyfriends, but your parents didn't approve of either. Developed a goiter. Got a job as a textile worker. Tom Sestito Name: Doris Powell Residency: Victoria, Canada Job: Student Religion: Protestant Language: English Health Issues: None Relationship: Single Net Worth: 0 Dollars Notes: Your mother was raped. Got robbed and lost $24,000. Gyllenhaal Name: Moon Bong-Chol Residency: Pyongyang, North Korea Job: Freight Handler Religion: Non-Religious Language: Korean Health Issues: Growth Stunting Relationship: Dating Oh Bok-Soon Net Worth: 0 Wons Notes: Had whooping cough, whip worm, and round worms. Your growth is stunted from inadequate protein. Got a girlfriend named Oh. Became a manufacturing labourer but lost your job due to your activism. Got a new job as a freight handler. Link to comment
Tom Sestito Posted September 4, 2015 Share Posted September 4, 2015 all of these are just lol Link to comment
Gally Posted September 4, 2015 Share Posted September 4, 2015 RIP mom :[[[[ Ditas Dali showed me her face the other day it was pretty dope. Link to comment
TheRussianRocket. Posted September 4, 2015 Share Posted September 4, 2015 God is on my sideNotes: Your country was hit by 6 earthquakes, none of which affected you. #blessed Link to comment
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