Kazmanian Devil Posted September 18, 2015 Author Share Posted September 18, 2015 That asthma tho it's the latest trend Link to comment
NotMyBurroughs Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 At least she's making children. Lol. I'm the one doing all the work! Link to comment
Tigs Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 I'm the one doing all the work! You've said that before haven't you... Link to comment
NotMyBurroughs Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 You've said that before haven't you... Actually no lol. Link to comment
TheRussianRocket. Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 rip islam bin laden. the government finally gotcha :[ Link to comment
Kazmanian Devil Posted September 19, 2015 Author Share Posted September 19, 2015 Age 40 - 50: Good Fakriddance Gyllenhall Name: Gebhard Volkmann Residency: Monchengladbach, Germany Job: Marketing Director Religion: Roman Catholic Language: German Health Issues: None Relationship: Married to Emma Volkmann Net Worth: 161,588 euros Notes: Received many pay raises. Tig Ol' Bitties Name: Chingiz Pulatov Residency: Raleigh, USA Job: Metal Worker Religion: Sunni Muslim Language: Turkmen Health Issues: None Relationship: Married to Nurhan Pulatov Net Worth: 43,764 dollars Notes: Your wife was paralyzed in a car accident. Had a peptic ulcer. Your father Chingiz died of an infection at age 67. MikeyBoy44 Name: Vlad Moldovan Residency: Chisinau, Moldova Job: Police Inspector Religion: Eastern Orthodox Language: Romanian Health Issues: None Relationship: Married to Elena Moldovan Net Worth: 61,925 leus Notes: Your mother Raveka died of a heart attack at age 69. Your home was burglarized three times for 280,000 leis total. Your sister Mirela died of a heart attack at age 56. Your wife had a heart attack and lived. zfetch Name: Fakriddin Kuchmuradov Residency: Almaty, Kazakhstan Job: Special Education Teaching Aid Religion: Russian Orthodox Language: Russian Health Issues: Asthma Relationship: None Net Worth: 450,089 tenges Notes: Your brother Matvei died of an epileptic seizure at age 46. You have died of an asthma attack at age 45. RIP Fakriddin Kuchmuradov g_bassi13 Name: Gro Groenvold Residency: Lillehammer, Norway Job: Primary School Teacher Religion: Evangelical Lutheran Language: Norwegian Health Issues: Asthma Relationship: Married to Niels Groenvold Net Worth: 6,893,732 krones Notes: Your husband had a a heart attack. HashtagNucks Name: Boon-Nam Kukrit Residency: Bangkok, Thailand Job: Painter Religion: Buddhist Language: Thai Health Issues: None Relationship: Married to Wasi Kukrit Net Worth: 1,011,271 bahts Notes: Your husband is addicted to illicit drugs. Your mother Butri died of an infection at age 80. Dr. Strangelove Name: Bruce McCoy Residency: Glasgow, United Kingdom Job: Mathematician Religion: Presbyterian Language: English Health Issues: None Relationship: Married to Ashley McCoy Net Worth: 614,550 pounds Notes: Your daughter was raped. Link to comment
MikeyBoy44 Posted September 19, 2015 Share Posted September 19, 2015 Patiently waiting to see if Strangelove goes vigilante style. Link to comment
NotMyBurroughs Posted September 19, 2015 Share Posted September 19, 2015 Bout time Wasi joined me on illicit drugs Link to comment
Kazmanian Devil Posted September 21, 2015 Author Share Posted September 21, 2015 Age 50 - 60: Sheer Heart Attack Gyllenhall Name: Gebhard Volkmann Residency: Monchengladbach, Germany Job: Marketing Director Religion: Roman Catholic Language: German Health Issues: None Relationship: Married to Emma Volkmann Net Worth: 348,043 euros Notes: Your father Konrad died of prostate cancer at age 76. Tig Ol' Bitties Name: Chingiz Pulatov Residency: Raleigh, USA Job: Metal Worker Religion: Sunni Muslim Language: Turkmen Health Issues: None Relationship: Married to Nurhan Pulatov Net Worth: 104,051 dollars Notes: Your daughter Benazir was raped. MikeyBoy44 Name: Vlad Moldovan Residency: Chisinau, Moldova Job: Police Inspector Religion: Eastern Orthodox Language: Romanian Health Issues: Depression Relationship: Married to Larina Moldovan Net Worth: 131,092 leus Notes: Your wife Elena died of a heart attack at age 52. Became clinically depressed. Your sister Catalina died of a stroke at age 60. Started dating Larina. Married Larina. You have died of a heart attack at age 60. RIP Vlad Moldovan g_bassi13 Name: Gro Groenvold Residency: Lillehammer, Norway Job: Primary School Teacher Religion: Evangelical Lutheran Language: Norwegian Health Issues: Asthma Relationship: Married to Niels Groenvold Net Worth: 4,434,942 krones Notes: Your husband Niels has died of a heart attack at age 52. Your father Fritjof has died of diabetes at age 72. Your brother Lennart has died of a heart attack at age 55. HashtagNucks Name: Boon-Nam Kukrit Residency: Bangkok, Thailand Job: Painter Religion: Buddhist Language: Thai Health Issues: None Relationship: Married to Wasi Kukrit Net Worth: 804,288 bahts Notes: Had hookworm. Your daughter Tuk has epilepsy. Dr. Strangelove Name: Bruce McCoy Residency: Glasgow, United Kingdom Job: Mathematician Religion: Presbyterian Language: English Health Issues: Parkinson's Relationship: Married to Ashley McCoy Net Worth: 909,898 pounds Notes: You have Parkinson's. You have died of Parkinson's at age 60. RIP Bruce McCoy Link to comment
Tigs Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 I lead such a boring life now that I'm an American. Link to comment
Mr. Ambien Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 Edit: Wrong thread. o.o Link to comment
Kazmanian Devil Posted September 21, 2015 Author Share Posted September 21, 2015 Finale: Pop the Trunk Gyllenhall Name: Gebhard Volkmann Residency: Monchengladbach, Germany Job: Retired Religion: Roman Catholic Language: German Health Issues: Hepatitis Relationship: None Net Worth: 2,046 euros Notes: Had a physical altercation with your wife. You have hepatitis. Retired as a marketing director and became a senior government official. Your sister Uta died of Parkinsons at age 71. Retired at age 75. Your wife Emma died of kidney disease at age 82. Died of an infection at age 91. RIP Gebhard Volkmann Tig Ol' Bitties Name: Chingiz Pulatov Residency: Raleigh, USA Job: Musician Religion: Sunni Muslim Language: Turkmen Health Issues: Arthritis Relationship: Married to Nurhan Pulatov Net Worth: 81,001 dollars Notes: Developed arthritis. Your daughter Benazir was raped. Became a musician. Your mother Shara died of an infection at age 88. Your brother Ibi died of a heart attack at age 69. You died of an infection at age 73. RIP Chingiz Pulatov g_bassi13 Name: Gro Groenvold Residency: Lillehammer, Norway Job: Primary School Teacher Religion: Evangelical Lutheran Language: Norwegian Health Issues: Asthma Relationship: Married to Niels Groenvold Net Worth: 4,466,705 krones Notes: Your mother Haldis died of an infection at age 79. You have died of an asthma attack at age 62. RIP Gro Groenvold HashtagNucks Name: Boon-Nam Kukrit Residency: Bangkok, Thailand Job: Retired Religion: Buddhist Language: Thai Health Issues: Hepatitis Relationship: Married to Wasi Kukrit Net Worth: 313,132 bahts Notes: Lost 2,000 bahts in a famine. Became a domestic helper. You have hepatitis. Retired. You have died of a stroke at age 78. RIP Boon-Nam Kukrit Link to comment
Kazmanian Devil Posted September 21, 2015 Author Share Posted September 21, 2015 Net Worth Rankings (USD) 1. Dr. Strangelove - $1,410,437 2. g_bassi13 - $543,186 3. Tig'ol Bitties - $81,001 4. Caboose - $80,919 5. HashtagNucks - $8,741 6. MikeyBoy44 - $6,558 7. Go Faulk Yourself - $5,557 8. Gyllenhall - $2,289 9. zfetch - $1,664 10. Alain Vigneault - $1,239 11. BaerOxHitman - $236 12. TheRussianRocket - (-$1,254) Link to comment
TheRussianRocket. Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 rip everyone and kaz goat for game. ...if yer doing another round, ya know I'm in. Link to comment
Kazmanian Devil Posted September 21, 2015 Author Share Posted September 21, 2015 rip everyone and kaz goat for game. ...if yer doing another round, ya know I'm in. people not in this round get priority Link to comment
TheRussianRocket. Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 new lads get priority ok :[ Link to comment
Kazmanian Devil Posted September 21, 2015 Author Share Posted September 21, 2015 1. Most Interesting (TBD) 2. Twilight 3. Nail. 4. Spoder 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. Link to comment
Spoderman Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 Country You Wish To Be Born In: Burundi Gender: M Hobbies: Political Activism, Play, Physical Training, Reading Personality: NeedyGreedy: YSpecial: Sexilitious Link to comment
g_bassi13 Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 RIP Gro. You had a very mediocre life. I hope you were able to enjoy that last decade without Niels holding you down. Link to comment
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