Intoewsables Posted October 26, 2015 Author Share Posted October 26, 2015 DeMarcus Brown (LW/RW)Tampa Bay Lightning [NHL] - 82 GP: 51 G - 43 A - 94 P - 7.93 AvRTampa Bay Lightning [NHL-P] - 5 GP: 0 G - 2 A - 2 P - 7.20 AvRHart Memorial Trophy winner.NHL Plus-Minus Award winner.Art Ross Trophy runner-up.Maurice "Rocket" Richard Trophy runner-up.Lester B. Pearson Trophy runner-up. Wow... What a season. Holy hell. Shame it couldn't translate into the playoffs, but I already have a cup so it's nbd. How much am I getting paid too, by the way Toews? I hope I can stick with the TBL for the entirety of my career.Also, my fault for not keeping track, but do you know what my career goals/pts are so far?$1.92M for one more year. I'd expect a pretty hefty raise, haha.437 GP: 239 G - 134 A - 373 PWhat an amazing season lol.Any reason I only played 11 games?Also curious as to what my PIM numbers look like.You just spent most of the season watching from the press box, unfortunately. No injuries.12 PIMs. Your guy seems to average about 1 PIM/game (I know that's not how it works :p).Daaamn, what happened to Lemmtakaeu! All of the sudden a goat D.Looks like my team made it to the Conference finals? Who am I playing with line-wise? I'm assuming I'm on the top line and also getting PP time with 54 regular season points and 10 playoff points?Top pairing with Justin Schultz, who has apparently figured it out and become a legit top pairing guy.trade me to the best team that wants me plsThe Winnipeg Jets have traded Garth Bail to the Ottawa Senators in exchange for Claudio May (23 Y/O average D prospect) and Michael Campoli (26 Y/O bottom pairing defenseman). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jägermeister Posted October 26, 2015 Share Posted October 26, 2015 You just spent most of the season watching from the press box, unfortunately. No injuries.12 PIMs. Your guy seems to average about 1 PIM/game (I know that's not how it works :p).Wow... well in that case can I get a trade to whichever team looks like they could use me the most please?I was also hoping I'd be a bit more goony than that tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeyBoy44 Posted October 26, 2015 Share Posted October 26, 2015 Why did Haywood not play many games? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intoewsables Posted October 27, 2015 Author Share Posted October 27, 2015 Eleventh Update Björn Elm (C/RW)(2 years, $4.7M/season)New Jersey Devils [NHL] - 78 GP: 17 G - 28 A - 45 P - 7.40 AvR DaGrate Juan (LW/RW)(2 years, $6M/season)Buffalo Sabres [NHL] - 82 GP: 42 G - 45 A - 87 P - 8.06 AvRBuffalo Sabres [NHL-P] - 5 GP: 0 G - 5 A - 5 P - 7.80 AvR Toni Bazooka (RW/LW)(1 year, $1M/season)Milwaukee Admirals [AHL] - 80 GP: 26 G - 18 A - 44 P - 6.86 AvRTeam Finland [WC] - 10 GP: 1 G - 3 A - 4 P - 7.10 AvR Evgeni Gerdsnetsov (RW/LW)(2 years, $5M/season)Ottawa Senators [NHL] - 71 GP: 35 G - 26 A - 61 P - 7.54 AvROttawa Senators [NHL-P] - 12 GP: 6 G - 0 A - 6 P - 7.33 AvR Trick Montalban (LW/C)(1 year, $1M/season)Winnipeg Jets [NHL] - 73 GP: 9 G - 14 A - 23 P - 6.41 AvR Haywood U. Cuddleme (LW/RW)(1 year, $2.2M/season)Winnipeg Jets [NHL] - 73 GP: 27 G - 18 A - 45 P - 7.40 AvR Dante from the Devil May Cry Series (G)(1 year, $900K/season)Dynamo Moscow [KHL] - 41 GP: 30 W - 6 L - 5 OTL - 2.35 GAA - .912 Sv% - 6.95 AvR Arnold Rimmer (RD/LD)(1 year, $2.7M/season)Philadelphia Flyers [NHL] - 82 GP: 8 G - 45 A - 53 P - 7.37 AvRPhiladelphia Flyers [NHL-P] - 22 GP: 3 G - 6 A - 9 P - 7.09 AvR Daniel Rex (RW/LW)(4 years, $3M/season)Carolina Hurricanes [NHL] - 82 GP: 34 G - 38 A - 72 P - 7.65 AvRTeam Canada [WC] - 10 GP: 4 G - 4 A - 8 P - 7.30 AvRWorld Championships winner. DeMarcus Brown (LW/RW)(4 years, $5.45M/season)Tampa Bay Lightning [NHL] - 75 GP: 60 G - 36 A - 96 P - 8.13 AvRTampa Bay Lightning [NHL-P] - 14 GP: 8 G - 3 A - 11 P - 7.29 AvRMaurice "Rocket" Richard Trophy winner.Art Ross Trophy runner-up. Captain Moodie (LW/RW)(1 year, $1.1M/season)New York Islanders [NHL] - 79 GP: 23 G - 14 A - 37 P - 7.01 AvRTeam Great Britain [WC] - 7 GP: 2 G - 1 A - 3 P - 6.71 AvR Yury Golov (RW/LW)(2 years, $4.5M/season)Toronto Maple Leafs [NHL] - 80 GP: 25 G - 40 A - 65 P - 7.38 AvRToronto Maple Leafs [NHL-P] - 7 GP: 3 G - 0 A - 3 P - 6.57 AvRThe Philadelphia Flyers traded Yury Golov to the Toronto Maple Leafs in exchange for Rio Forbes (22 Y/O top-9 C prospect) and Lance Labbe (19 Y/O fringe D prospect). Mo-Nikka Pookie (LW/RW)(1 year, $1.4M/season)St. Louis Blues [NHL] - 70 GP - 20 G - 9 A - 29 P - 92 PIMs - 7.08 AvR Chance Lafranchise (RW/LW)(RFA)Minnesota Wild [NHL] - 74 GP: 24 G - 25 A - 49 P - 7.22 AvRMinnesota Wild [NHL-P] - 7 GP: 1 G - 1 A - 2 P - 6.29 AvR Lemmetakaeu Todamoofie (LD/RD)(2 years, $1.7M/season)Columbus Blue Jackets [NHL] - 82 GP: 10 G - 28 A - 38 P - 7.17 AvRColumbus Blue Jackets [NHL-P] - 7 GP: 0 G - 2 A - 2 P - 7.00 AvR Jörpa Jyrinylen (C/RW)(1 year, $2M/season)Calgary Flames [NHL] - 82 GP: 51 G - 50 A - 101 P - 8.33 AvRCalgary Flames [NHL] - 22 GP: 12 G - 13 A - 25 P - 8.18 AvRStanley Cup Champion!Hart Memorial Trophy winner.King Clancy Memorial Trophy winner.Lady Byng Memorial Trophy winner.Conn Smythe Trophy runner-up.Maurice 'Rocket' Richard Trophy runner-up.Art Ross Trophy runner-up. Cement Road-Divider (LW/C)(1 year, $1M/season)St. Louis Blues [NHL] - 51 GP: 7 G - 7 A - 14 P - 6.63 AvR Jericho Joyce (LD/RD)(2 years, $2M/season)Toronto Maple Leafs [NHL] - 79 GP: 4 G - 23 A - 27 P - 6.84 AvRToronto Maple Leafs [NHL-P] - 7 GP: 0 G - 5 A - 5 P - 7.14 AvR Wolfgang Jagermeister (LD/RD)(RFA)Carolina Hurricanes [NHL] - 51 GP: 3 G - 9 A - 12 P - 6.61 AvRThe Boston Bruins traded Wolfgang Jagermeister to the Carolina Hurricanes in exchange for a second round pick. Chew Baka (LW/RW)(1 year, $1M/season)Milwaukee Admirals [AHL] - 76 GP: 27 G - 34 A - 61 P - 7.09 AvR Chris Roberts (LD/LW)(4 years, $1.66M/season)Edmonton Oilers [NHL] - 75 GP: 7 G - 20 A - 27 P - 6.84 AvREdmonton Oilers [NHL-P] - 7 GP: 0 G - 1 A - 1 P - 6.43 AvR Calle Mordor (G)(4 years, $3.6M/season)Colorado Avalanche [NHL] - 23 GP: 18 W - 4 L - 1.76 GAA - .938 Sv% - 8.22 AvR Yaboi Banks (LW/RW)(3 years, $1.66M/season)Washington Capitals [NHL] - 79 GP: 13 G - 7 A - 20 P - 6.76 AvR Durdy Dongler (LW/RW)(1 year, $3M/season)Winnipeg Jets [NHL] - 82 GP: 37 G - 32 A - 69 P - 7.57 AvRTeam Sweden [WC] - 10 GP: 2 G - 5 A - 7 P - 7.20 AvR Jay Kennedy (C/LD)(1 year, $525K/season)Washington Capitals [NHL] - 55 GP: 6 G - 16 A - 22 P - 6.67 AvRCalgary Flames [NHL] - 21 G: 4 G - 2 A - 6 P - 6.81 AvRCalgary Flames [NHL-P] - 14 GP: 0 G - 0 A - 0 P - 6.21 AvRStanley Cup Champion!The Washington Capitals traded Jay Kennedy and Yury Dvurchensky (18 Y/O longshot F prospect) for Jon Mohr (23 Y/O decent D prospect). Hugo DeVille (RW/C)(1 year, $41K/season)Grenoble Les Bruleurs de Loups [Fra] - 50 GP: 33 G - 45 A - 78 P - 7.50 AvR Garth Bail (LW)(1 year, $2.9M/season)Ottawa Senators [NHL] - 69 GP: 29 G - 35 A - 64 P - 7.28 AvROttawa Senators [NHL-P] - 12 GP: 2 G - 5 A - 7 P - 7.08 AvR Jens Jonkers (LW/RW)(4 years, $2.4M/season)Carolina Hurricanes [NHL] - 68 GP: 21 G - 26 A - 47 P - 7.32 AvR Grate Wahl (G)(1 year, $1.2M/season)Calgary Flames [NHL] - 63 GP: 40 W - 14 L - 4 OTL - 2.02 GAA - .916 Sv% - 7.53 AvRCalgary Flames [NHL-P] - 21 GP: 15 W - 6 L - 1.78 GAA - .925 Sv% - 7.90 AvRStanley Cup Champion!Vezina Trophy winner.William M. Jennings Trophy winner.Conn Smythe Trophy winner. Vlad Trotsky (C/RW)(1 year, $4.3M/season)Florida Panthers [NHL] - 82 GP: 34 G - 41 A - 75 P - 7.90 AvRFlorida Panthers [NHL-P] - 18 GP: 6 G - 6 A - 12 P - 8.06 AvRBill Masterson Memorial Trophy winner. John Smith (C/RW)(1 year, $23.5K/season)HC Most [Cze-1] - 49 GP: 25 G - 49 A - 74 P - 7.69 AvR Jackson Hunter (LW/RW)(1 year, $677K/season)Texas Stars [AHL] - 80 GP: 23 G - 22 A - 45 P - 6.91 AvR Mikael Hållstrom (C/LW)(2 years, $84K/season)Orebro HK [SHL] - 49 GP: 18 G - 22 A - 40 P - 7.12 AvR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intoewsables Posted October 27, 2015 Author Share Posted October 27, 2015 Wow... well in that case can I get a trade to whichever team looks like they could use me the most please?I was also hoping I'd be a bit more goony than that tbh.You ended up getting traded to Carolina anyway. Let me know if you still want to be traded (again).Why did Haywood not play many games?Partially torn MCL kept him out for a good chunk of the season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jägermeister Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 You ended up getting traded to Carolina anyway. Let me know if you still want to be traded (again). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jägermeister Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 Carolina Hurricanes [NHL] - 51 GP: 3 G - 9 A - 12 P - 6.61 AvRAnd not a bad season by any means. Could actually carve out a respectable career after going in the 5th round of the draft. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaku Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 BY far the worst season Jackson has had in a long time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Go Faulk Yourself Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 DeMarcus Brown (LW/RW)(4 years, $5.45M/season)Tampa Bay Lightning [NHL] - 75 GP: 60 G - 36 A - 96 P - 8.13 AvRTampa Bay Lightning [NHL-P] - 14 GP: 8 G - 3 A - 11 P - 7.29 AvRMaurice "Rocket" Richard Trophy winner.Art Ross Trophy runner-up.Only 5.45M? Talk about discount. DeMarcus a nice guy tho. 60 goals. I'm going to finish with the most goals for an American-born player ever at this rate. 11th overall? pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baer. Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 Jörpa Jyrinylen (C/RW) (1 year, $2M/season) Calgary Flames [NHL] - 82 GP: 51 G - 50 A - 101 P - 8.33 AvR Calgary Flames [NHL] - 22 GP: 12 G - 13 A - 25 P - 8.18 AvR Stanley Cup Champion! Hart Memorial Trophy winner. King Clancy Memorial Trophy winner. Lady Byng Memorial Trophy winner. Conn Smythe Trophy runner-up. Maurice 'Rocket' Richard Trophy runner-up. Art Ross Trophy runner-up.Me n Grate Wahl OP Welcome to cow town @thejazz97 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeyBoy44 Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 Is Haywood getting first line time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baka Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 Chew Baka is a victim of the system Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I R Baboon Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 Lol I dont think any of the Jets picks really panned out for them.Any chance of Hallstrom going back to the NHL or is he going to be the SHL goat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kazmanian Devil Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 What line is Jonkers on now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thejazz97 Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 Welcome to cow town @thejazz97ayyy cup winners yo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tigs Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 Is there a better playoff team that might be interested in me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dion Phaneuf Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 On my 3rd team now (Sens, Flyers, now Leafs). I'm making stacks for being mediocre. What line am I on? Poor attitude reason for trades? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gyllenhaal Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 Toni Bazooka (RW/LW)(1 year, $1M/season)Milwaukee Admirals [AHL] - 80 GP: 26 G - 18 A - 44 P - 6.86 AvRTeam Finland [WC] - 10 GP: 1 G - 3 A - 4 P - 7.10 AvRso disappointing , why can't you be like Jorpa, Toni? Toews, trade Toni Bazooka to a team in the eastern conference if possible. If not leave him in Nashville. Thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil B From The Pack Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 Assholes at Boston never gave Dante a chance. Returns to Russia and becomes a hero. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spotted Zebra Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 Back to back cups with a Calder and Vezina to go with.i was about another Season in the AHL away from a trade request too. We got a good thing in cow town Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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