Lionized27 Posted June 15, 2016 Share Posted June 15, 2016 20 hours ago, Shift-4 said: love the P.S. Same here. Priceless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qwags Posted June 15, 2016 Share Posted June 15, 2016 Toronto getting s**t on like the dump of a city it is. Can't wait to hear how the media gets mad at Kessel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Vintage Canuck- Posted June 15, 2016 Share Posted June 15, 2016 Phil Kessel says that there is a good chance that he will bring the Stanley Cup to Toronto this summer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hairy Kneel Posted June 15, 2016 Share Posted June 15, 2016 Hahaha!Suck it Toronto!lmao He should fund this ad for real. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mind Freak Posted June 15, 2016 Share Posted June 15, 2016 59 minutes ago, Hairy Kneel said: Hahaha!Suck it Toronto!lmao He should fund this ad for real. Hey great story. But what about the check for the guy who repeatedly ate his hotdog? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hairy Kneel Posted June 15, 2016 Share Posted June 15, 2016 Naw he probably spent that much there already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coconuts Posted June 15, 2016 Share Posted June 15, 2016 Satire or not this is absolutely glorious! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonshinefe Posted June 16, 2016 Share Posted June 16, 2016 Wait, seriously? Several people actually thought this was real? LOL. I came and chortled at the joke post, and laughed out loud heartily at people being so naive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hairy Kneel Posted June 16, 2016 Share Posted June 16, 2016 It should be real. Make it so Phil!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Vintage Canuck- Posted June 30, 2016 Share Posted June 30, 2016 Phil Kessel has confirmed that he will take the Stanley Cup to Toronto. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Vintage Canuck- Posted July 20, 2016 Share Posted July 20, 2016 Phil Kessel took the Stanley Cup to the Sick Kids Hospital in Toronto yesterday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
250Integra Posted July 20, 2016 Share Posted July 20, 2016 2 hours ago, -Vintage Canuck- said: Phil Kessel took the Stanley Cup to the Sick Kids Hospital in Toronto yesterday. I hope he takes it straight down to the Rogers Center, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IBatch Posted July 21, 2016 Share Posted July 21, 2016 On 6/14/2016 at 3:11 PM, Raymond Luxury Yacht said: He's an easy target to pick on, but I genuinely like his game. I've heard from pundits that he keeps the weight on to be more durable..whatever that's worth. I'm sure beneath the puffy layer he is fairly solid, and you can't play at that level if you are devoid of aerobic fitness. I love this thread regardless of satire or not. I can picture exactly what happened the day Kessel was traded to the Pens. It must have been a rush to GTFO of Toronto. Get me outta here! In actuality Kessel is a beast in the gym, can lift monster amounts to go with his monster wrist shot. Also he does better than most of his peers in fitness testing (from 1 year ago THN). Couldn't have that sort of speed at your fingertips without a good motor to back it up. His round face and jowly look is a disguise. I'm so happy he got the cup and can moon all those egg suckers in TO that constantly crapped on him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Vintage Canuck- Posted July 21, 2016 Share Posted July 21, 2016 Grandma Kessel got to chug beer out of the Stanley Cup! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Vintage Canuck- Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 Phil Kessel only invited one former teammate to his Stanley Cup party in Toronto, and no current teammates. Dion Phaneuf flew in from his home in PEI, while PK Subban crashed the party after midnight still sporting his Nashville cowboy hat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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