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#1 dudeone

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Posted 10 April 2012 - 10:39 AM

Angry ex-girlfriend goes ballistic, rips off man’s scrotum

By Taylor Bigler - The Daily Caller | The Daily CallerFri, Apr 6, 2012

http://news.yahoo.co...-192805232.html

Talk about a ball buster.

An Indiana man was rushed to the hospital Wednesday after his scrotum was the victim of a vicious attack by an ex-girlfriend, The Smoking Gun reports.

The victim told police that his former girlfriend, Christina Reber, stormed into his apartment as he was innocently sitting at his computer. Reber, who he had severed ties with a few days earlier, first struck him on the head and then grabbed his scrotum and began “squeezing as hard as she could.” Naturally, he told officers that he “was in incredible pain when [she] grabbed his scrotum and began digging in her fingers.”

The police report indicates that the scrotum area was “completely torn loose from his body.” Reber reportedly “refused to let go of his scrotum,” but that the victim was finally able to remove his balls from her vice-like grip.

As if the story isn’t already good enough, the victim, who has not been identified, was taken to BALL MEMORIAL HOSPITAL. As far as we know, the hospital is not only for scrotum-specific injuries.
In an interview two days after the incident, the man told police that after his ex was done breaking his balls, his family jewels are so swollen that he is unable to work, and he isn’t sure if there will be permanent damage.


Reber was charged with two felonies: aggravated battery and illegally entering the victim’s home. She was also charged with a misdemeanor domestic battery.

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Posted 10 April 2012 - 10:42 AM

*covers her ears as the sound of men everywhere crossing their legs and whimpering is deafening*






:P

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Posted 10 April 2012 - 10:43 AM


"If the past sits in judgment on the present, the future will be lost." Winston Churchill

“Lady Nancy Astor: Winston, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea.
Churchill: Nancy, if I were your husband, I'd drink it.”

#4 Shift-4

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Posted 10 April 2012 - 10:43 AM

That's nuts!!!!
Hockey is the only sport, the rest are just games.

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Posted 10 April 2012 - 10:43 AM

As if the story isn’t already good enough, the victim, who has not been identified, was taken to BALL MEMORIAL HOSPITAL. As far as we know, the hospital is not only for scrotum-specific injuries.


That's about the funniest thing I've read in a long time! :lol:
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Posted 10 April 2012 - 10:52 AM

Disgruntled Kings fan finding out they have to play the Canucks in the first round.


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Posted 10 April 2012 - 11:00 AM

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#8 TimberWolf

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Posted 10 April 2012 - 11:01 AM

Well if she was able to beat his ass, he wasn't using them anyways...

Just kidding, just struck me funny. Seriously, though, hopefully she'll see a ton of jail time for this. No excuse.


*covers her ears as the sound of men everywhere crossing their legs and whimpering is deafening*






:P


My voice was definitely in that choir.

Edited by TimberWolf, 10 April 2012 - 11:03 AM.

I was saying Lu-Urns...

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Posted 10 April 2012 - 11:02 AM

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:sick:
Hockey is the only sport, the rest are just games.

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Posted 10 April 2012 - 11:19 AM

*shudder*

That poor man...

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#11 D-Money

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Posted 10 April 2012 - 12:34 PM

Yet another reason why briefs > boxers.
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Posted 10 April 2012 - 01:37 PM

I know it's wrong to hit women but if she's trying to rip your balls off, you should probably falcon punch the bitch.

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Posted 10 April 2012 - 01:57 PM

I know it's wrong to hit women but if she's trying to rip your balls off, you should probably falcon punch the bitch.

I thought the two acceptable times to hit a lady were if your life or your junk are in serious danger?

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Posted 10 April 2012 - 02:34 PM

BALListic
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Posted 10 April 2012 - 02:55 PM

Haha she doesn't do so well on the Hot/Crazy scale
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Posted 10 April 2012 - 03:39 PM

That girl had some huge cajones!


...at least, they were when she finally let go.
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#17 Teebs

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Posted 10 April 2012 - 05:07 PM

Another good case for the death penalty.....

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Posted 10 April 2012 - 05:40 PM

Pictures or it didn't happen


yeah...no.

#19 Donky

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Posted 10 April 2012 - 06:56 PM

Ball Memorial Hospital


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A human being is a part of a whole, called by us _universe_, a part limited in time and space. He experiences himself, his thoughts and feelings as something separated from the rest... a kind of optical delusion of his consciousness. This delusion is a kind of prison for us, restricting us to our personal desires and to affection for a few persons nearest to us. Our task must be to free ourselves from this prison by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature in its beauty."-Albert Einstein

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Posted 10 April 2012 - 09:01 PM

This lady has balls.

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Posted 10 April 2012 - 09:33 PM

Balls in her court. :bigblush:

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Posted 10 April 2012 - 11:26 PM

She really went balls to the wall. My stomach is almost in pain thinking about it, might need to take some scroTUMS.

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Posted 10 April 2012 - 11:27 PM

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Posted 10 April 2012 - 11:31 PM

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo................why?

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#25 Kent.S

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Posted 11 April 2012 - 12:23 AM

Women dont realize how much it hurts.

Poor guy, all men have shared his pain.
Definetily not as bad though :P

Lock this women up for life!!

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Posted 11 April 2012 - 02:23 AM

Women dont realize how much it hurts.



Im pretty sure she knew damn well how much it hurts.

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Posted 11 April 2012 - 08:04 AM

I want in on all these puns.

"The bicycle couldn't stand on its on cause it was 2 tired."

Dammit!

Can you imagine drowning AT a KK Rev concert?

  


i'm pretty sure that's how zombies are born.


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Posted 11 April 2012 - 08:21 AM

Well...balls to you.

In my eyes drouin is overrated he can score in the qmjhl but did nothing in last two gold medal games that canada lost. Fox will be better pro than him talk to me in five yrs

Gaudreau has one NHL goal whereas all your "prized" prospects have none.

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Posted 11 April 2012 - 09:21 AM

This is what happens when you are a dick!
Hockey is the only sport, the rest are just games.

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Posted 11 April 2012 - 09:58 AM

This is sackriligious.




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