Common sense Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 Teen said he thought cow was a beautiful woman Published Sunday, July 29, 2012 An 18-year-old boy in Bali who was caught having sex with a cow was forced to marry it in front of hundreds of people, according to video from Buzz The teen said he thought the cow was a beautiful woman and it wooed him with compliments, the video says. Officials didn't buy it, deciding on the marriage as punishment. The teen passed out during the ceremony and the town decided to drown the cow. http://www.emirates247.com/offbeat/crazy-world/teen-who-had-sex-with-cow-forced-to-marry-it-2012-07-29-1.469217 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shift-4 Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 Holy cow! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canucklax Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 What a mooving story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WHL rocks Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 WTF? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pears Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 I don't want to live on this planet anymore... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swedishdomination Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 1. Sex with a cow 2. YOU MARRY IT!?!?!?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Special Ed Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 Well if you're going to drown the wife after marrying her, then I guess the whole point of the wedding was mooooooooot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topbananas Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 thank god ive not been forced to marry everything ive had sex with Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aladeen Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 And here we're worried about gay marriage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
:D Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 What an udderly backwards world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apples Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 Ewww Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scottish⑦Canuck Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 Damn it, all the good ones have been done already. I'm talking about cow related jokes, not the cows themselves. Just to be clear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Special Ed Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 thank god ive not been forced to marry everything ive had sex with Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtpasc Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nucks fan555555 Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 ahahahahaahahahah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aladeen Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 I, topbananas, take you, hand, to be my lawfully wedded wife, to have and to hold, from this day forward, better or worse, rich or poor, in sickness and in health. Until death do us part. You may drown the bride. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sharpshooter Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 "And appropriate music accompanied the ceremony" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scottish⑦Canuck Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 It's milkshake clearly brought all the boys to the yard. Yeah... that was terrible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Common sense Posted August 9, 2012 Author Share Posted August 9, 2012 I don't want to live on this planet anymore... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Common sense Posted August 9, 2012 Author Share Posted August 9, 2012 I, topbananas, take you, hand, to be my lawfully wedded wife, to have and to hold, from this day forward, better or worse, rich or poor, in sickness and in health. Until death do us part. You may drown the bride. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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