The Dream Thread

[BananaMash]

I read C00kies story about having a dream with the guy from Tim Hortons puking in his mouth, and it got me thinking that I really enjoy reading about peoples dreams that they had. So share them here to help kindle my dream fetish. I'll share my dream from last night first:

I was looking at apartments in what I thought was Victoria, only it looked more like a Tofino beach but with palm trees. So I'm looking at these apartments and I go into the Shoppers Drug Mart and the guy at the service desk tells me he has one I can rent. So he takes me outside and shoes me an apartment, but it is ontop of a palm tree. He says something like "You can have two months for free if your pressure wash all the leaves". I told him I didn't have a pressure washer, and started to cry. He then yelled at me, "WELL HOW WILL YOU PRESSURE WASH THE LEAVES THEN? WITH A HOSE?! GET OUT OF HERE".

I did not get the apartment.

[peener]

once i was on the second floor in this ol place there and i dropped a pot and i was also on the ground and that thing there just dropped onto my own dang head darnit

[ChenWei91]

I had sexual intercourse with BananaMash.

[Smashian Kassian]

I was thinking about making a thread like this.

Way to grab the Ball and run with it Mash. I love your hands on approach.

Anyways my last dream involved someone trying to kill me and some pals, so we ran away and they chased us.

[Scottish⑦Canuck]

I had sexual intercourse with BananaMash.

[BananaMash]

I was thinking about making a thread like this.

Way to grab the Ball and run with it Mash. I love your hands on approach.

Anyways my last dream involved someone trying to kill me and some pals, so we ran away and they chased us.

[Smashian Kassian]

So... The plot to every Scooby Doo episode ever?

[BananaMash]

Lol yes.

With a unqiue twist. We started out camping and they were camping by us, then it turned to a city backdrop and we were running from building to build like Spiderman when he uses his webs

[Jägermeister]

I always have dreams were I have to run away from something but I can only run in slow motion but nobody else does so I end up getting caught, or I dream that I'm fighting somebody but my arms are super heavy so I can't swing or block or do anything and I just get the crap beaten out of me.

It's super frustrating.

[Smashian Kassian]

Spiderman doesn't run when he uses his web, he swings.

[Kazmanian Devil]

Spiderman swings with his webs that attach to the sky.

[BananaMash]

I always have dreams were I have to run away from something but I can only run in slow motion but nobody else does so I end up getting caught, or I dream that I'm fighting somebody but my arms are super heavy so I can't swing or block or do anything and I just get the crap beaten out of me.

It's super frustrating.

[ChenWei91]

Are you sure that was a dream?

[Argon]

Spiderman doesn't run when he uses his web, he swings.

[BananaMash]

geez, make a thread about dreams, and then critizise them on the dreams not being incorrect

[c00kies]

I once got lost trying to get to my Grandma's house by taking a wrong turn and ending up in France. I went down this hill and met up with these kids at Burger King. I was talking with them as if I had known them before.

[Psylocke]

I have dreams where it takes place in one place and then I'll turn a corner or something and end up somewhere else. For example, I'll be at the mall one moment and I'll go up an escalator and end up at home.

I don't remember the details of most of my dreams, but they're usually pretty weird.

[Guest]

I always have a hell of a time remembering my dreams. It sucks

[peener]

fellers

[c00kies]

I had a reoccurring dream (had the dream about 20 times when I was younger) where I was a baby on my basement couch and my mom was on a ladder fixing something and this guy would open the unlocked side door, come down the stairs and take me away.

I've also had a mini series involving a witch from my sister's room. She would torment us and the only way to stop was...to get a certain sponge :/