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Bertuzzi Babe

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  1. I'm in Quesnel, in da Cariboo and there's about 2 1/2/3 inches of heavy snow on the ground and in the trees! Looks like a Christmas card - 'Sleighbells ring, are ya listenin'?' ;-)

  2. Ok, the blizzard can stop now! It looks like the middle of winter out there and it's coming down fast and furious! I knew I should have headed for the banana belt when I had the chance! Must. Curb. The. Urge. To. Sing. Winter. Wonder. Land.!! "Sleighbells ring, are ya listenin'! ;-)

  3. I saw that on the noon news & couldn't decide whether to pack my bags for Australia or unpack the long johns again! You are my weather guru, Joe, always the heads-up so I can be prepared! I have company driving to PG & catching a flight tomorrow morning so hope we won't have to dig their rental car out of the driveway at 4! Hope there's no Donner Party incident awaiting you in Smithers!

  4. Well, Joe, when we called out for another drink and the waiter brought a tray, that drink did look a little suspicious! Mmm hmm, that pale is definitely a whiter shade... ;-)

  5. :D I hope you and Deb have brought the Dramamine, Joe 'cause the room is humming louder and the ceiling flew away! (Such a great song!)

  6. I was... but the crowd called out for more!

  7. Haha! This is tooo... funny! Glynn W just now sent me a message saying it's trying to snow there but I guess it's arrived now. I shouldn't have been surprised, we usually get a skiff at Easter, but could ya do an anti-snow dance for me and send it to Terrace instead, please? I hope your day is going great & no snow shovels will be required!

  8. She is indeed, 'our' Deb and aren't we ever so lucky to call her 'ours'!! ;-)

    Yuck, please don't send that weather down our way, I don't think any of us Cariboo-ers would be very grateful! Haha!

    Yeppers, what a game indeed! THIS is the Canucks I want to see play every night! Well, only with Kesler still on the ice, that is! Grrrr....

  9. (Sorry for not answering sooner, been a bit 'busy' the last day or two!)

  10. Awww, you're making me blush, Joe! What a charmer you are! Deb had a good night, got me a most lovely pair of new shoes and you, in your tails, top coat and spats....*swoons*

    Hope it's a lovely day in Smithers today, at least the wind gusts aren't quite so bad today, the crows are having a field day picking up all the branches that blew off the maple tree!

  11. I quit!! Don't know how CDC managed to mess that up because it SHOULD say: Way to muck up a good joke.... :( "

  12. Bugger it, it cut off a line in the middle post after the trumpet sentence that should read " This time, the octopus plays like Miles Davis" Hot to much up a good joke... :(

  13. A Guy walks into a bar with an octopus. He sits the octopus on a stool and announces that this is a very talented octopus, which can play any musical instrument in the world.

  14. Everyone laughs at the man, calling him an idiot. So he says that he'll wager £50 to anyone who has an instrument that the octopus can’t play.

    A guy walks up with a guitar and puts it beside the octopus. Immediately the octopus picks up the guitar and starts playing better than Eric Clapton. The guitar man pays up his £50.

    Another guy comes up with a trumpet. This ...

  15. This guy pays his £50.

    Then a Scotsman hands over a set of bagpipes. The octopus fumbles with it for a minute and then sits down with a confused look.

    "Ha," the Scot says. "Can ye no play it?" The Octopus looks at him and says: "Play it? I’m going to make love to it as soon as I figure out how to get these pyjamas off..."

  16. I loo-oove the new added pic, Deb! You're a very brave woman! *high fives* ;-)

  17. You can always come and join me in the Haight-Ashbury moment, LH! A pair of Jesus sandals, torn jeans and a tie-dye t-shirt is all you need! Oh yeah, and that whole VW van painted with flowers thing!

    (Flowers in the hair optional! lol)

  18. I had to move it, Deb, it's in here....

    Now doesn't Joe just know how to make our day? lol

  19. Hahaha! That's hilarious, Joe! Thanks for making my day with a good ol' belly laugh!

    (I've moved it to WN into the joke thread, though, so nobody has a snit fit that it's in the wrong spot!)

    (And yep, that's me, in another incarnation flashing you the peace sign! It just felt like a Haight-Ashbury kind of day! lol)

  20. Profiles and their contents are public domain on CDC.

  21. Oh really, eh? "PineappleExpress

    16 Mar 2010 - 18:05

    I am guessing you got it.

    Shhhh.

    Such BS I got suspended, apparently I am the only one as well lol" Reported for posting under suspension which is a bannable transgression.

  22. Och, nae! Jest injectin' a wee bit o' the Irish Gaelic into the gloriousness of St. Patty's Day! (If I REALLY wanted to swear in Gaelic, I'd say "Aich te bheal agus póg me hón!!", but as I am a 'lady' (lol), I would nae never no more be sayin' that to ye!)

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