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  1. This mandarin orange smells like mustard. Eat or no eat?

    1. ChenWei91

      ChenWei91

      Eat. then release out bum hole.

    2. Armada
  2. PVRing the pre-tourny game. If anyone tells me the score, on here or real life ... I . WILL . BEAT . YOU.

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    2. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      Thanks for the reminder, sir Vaananen.

    3. PowerIce

      PowerIce

      We lost because Frank Corrado wasn't on the blue line.

    4. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      We won't even medal because they don't have Frankie.

  3. Piers Morgan had the chance to slam down that gun lobbyist, but he dropped the ball. I feel sorry for anyone who believes the gun lobbyist nonsense.

    1. SkeeterHansen

      SkeeterHansen

      Piers Morgan has got to be the most two faced news personality ever. So brash and honest sometimes, conforms to the networks wishes other times.

  4. Anyone got Wolves feed?

  5. Teddy bear toss night was fun! Giants finally won one!

    1. Tearloch7

      Tearloch7

      .. that is a good feeling .. just being a part of one ..

    2. :D

      :D

      I left after the second when it was still tied. Still haven't seen the Giants win this season.

  6. I'm getting my 54 y/o mother a Wii system for Christmas. I am trying to support her recent ambition to eat healthy and get fit. Are there any mature women on here that think this might be a bad idea?

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    2. Drybone

      Drybone

      This isnt what you are really asking . What you are really asking is this is a cool thing YOU are doing for your mom. The answer is YES.

    3. SkeeterHansen

      SkeeterHansen

      Tigs is right. Wii Fit is a fantastic tool!

    4. Xbox

      Xbox

      lol Crom! That describes my mom

  7. Fortune cookie: "Relax, and romance will flourish", I think it's telling me to fap.

    1. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      Take its advice

  8. No, I don't think your kids are cute. I think they are spoiled little brats and I want to hurt them.

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    2. ChenWei91

      ChenWei91

      Youths these days eh? Bunch of ungrateful bitches they are.

    3. JHansenFan

      JHansenFan

      Exactly ! No, but I got it as a University present... I'm not spoiled >.<

    4. Lil B From The Pack

      Lil B From The Pack

      I don't even have a damn phone.

  9. So another warning point, this time for using the scientific term for a man's junk. *facepalm*

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    2. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      U stil wanna go 4 pancakes britney

    3. Armada

      Armada

      Peepeepoopoocaka.

    4. NightHawkSniper

      NightHawkSniper

      The Pen 15 club could use some members...

  10. The Hobbit looks like a flop.

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    2. Ossi Vaananen

      Ossi Vaananen

      ^ that would be awesome.

    3. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      So does your mom but you don't see me bringing that up. Ohhh, burn.

    4. Scottish⑦Canuck

      Scottish⑦Canuck

      LOTR didn't have many recognisable actors either. What's your point?

  11. The Hobbit looks like a flop.

  12. He struggled the first 5 games, he usually does (only 1 assist in that span). In the last 14 games he has 11 points (7g 4a), including 2 multipoint games. Those stats should back up the claim. He's probably been the most consistent forward on the Wolves this season.
  13. So is Kate Middleton pregnant or not? It's stuff like this that really matters.

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    2. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      What did you guys do? Just mash your private bits together until it worked?

    3. Ossi Vaananen

      Ossi Vaananen

      For a long time I thought it was possible for the guy to get pregnant if they have sex while she's having her period and the egg drops into the penis and then attaches to sperm in the balls.

    4. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      Oh god. Nope nope nope nope nope.

  14. ^ I like Tanev's fake there, I don't think anyone, player or fan expected that out of him. Stoked for tomorrow night, let's go Wolves!
  15. You got a feed ashbury, if so pm me plz. love you.
  16. Atta boy Brouwer, speaking out against the scabs. I'd have a tough time playing with Neuvrith/Hamrlik as well.

  17. Decertify, end this nonsense and get your money through the courts.

  18. For my fellow Vancouverites, ignore 604-310-2255 it is Telus asking you to switch.

    1. Grapefruits

      Grapefruits

      They are so pushy as well.

  19. You of all the ivy tower prospect geeks should know, that draft positioning doesn't determine anything. From what I remember of the 07' draft, it was the big 3 of JVR/Kane/Turris, any of which could have gone 1st that year. As far as I'm concerned Couture went under the radar, if only for being overshadowed. My point however, was primarily a complement to Gaunce and his playing style. Some of his nasty dekes remind me of Couture, my opinion which was again was meant as a complement.
  20. I think if I had superpowers I probably wouldn't settle for Lois Lane.

    1. Kumquats

      Kumquats

      She'd be split in half.

    2. canuktravella
    3. Spoderman

      Spoderman

      Well, the new Lois Lane is Amy Adams, so I would settle for that.

  21. Looks like E. Kane was cut from Dinamo Minsk. 1 assist, -8 in 12 games,

    1. Froggy Fresh

      Froggy Fresh

      yeah but yolo so whatever right

    2. Tortorella's Rant
    3. NightHawkSniper

      NightHawkSniper

      I bet Winni's thinking "****"!

  22. Find dodge and then get out of it.

    1. :D

      :D

      Careful if it is a Dodge Ram. Some of them are lifted and it is a ways down.

  23. I think Gaunce will be a Couture like player, underestimated but has a lot of talent.
  24. If there is a battle for Kesler's spot, it's between Ebbett and Schroeder, and Schroeder currently has the lead.
  25. After a slow start (1 assist in 5 games), Schroeder now has 7 points in his last 7 games (4 g 3 a). He's now second in team scoring with 8 points, 1 behind Sterling.
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