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"Kassassin" Trademarked - Kass needs new nickname


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For anyone who missed The Province's Legion of Blog entry about it:

Matt Kassian of the Minnesota Wild has a trademark on the nickname Kassassin in both the US and Canada. He even has the website domain and apparently has people contacting anyone on Twitter who uses it in reference to Zack to stop.

Read Wyatt Arndt's blog entry for more information:


So, it seems "Kassassin Mode" is off the table as a nickname for our Kass for all but rebels, outlaws and people who really don't give a crap what an often healthy scratch fourth liner from Minnesucky (TRADEMARKED, before Matt Kassian gets any ideas!) has to say.

But just in case, maybe we should spitball some other possible nicknames for our Kass. Any suggestions?

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Kassanova? - For the girls that like burly hockey players that look like hockey players should

Kass n' Slash? - If he starts making a name for himself slashing other players

Kasshin in? - If he holds out for a big contract sometime in his career

Kass my ass? - If he starts to fall out of favor of the fans but just doesn't care

Kassarole? - If his career tanks and he becomes a 4th line role player

Kassanassarassafritz? - ?????

Killer Kassian? - If he decides to try the Bertuzzi Maneuver

Kassinator? - This one might be good if he destroys Matt Kassian in a game sometime.

Kasstle Greyskull? - what?

Kass the Glass - If he turns out to be super fragile and gets injured all the time.

Kassian the Kardashian - Should he be adopted by the Kardashian family

But Probably it will be Kass - I do like Kassquatch - But pretty much its his teamates that decide the nickname and most likely they just call him Kass.

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