AllHailSmyl Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 Have fun and drink a beer afterwards...well, in your case, a can of Coke will do! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Proballhockeyplayer Posted May 30, 2013 Author Share Posted May 30, 2013 Games at 6:15 sooooo scared i think iam going to barf sooo nervous. So nervous i already put my shin guards on and i dont wanna study for my test Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BananaMash Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 If you take a dump in the middle of the game in your pants, no one will want to check you anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peaches Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 So...... How'd it go? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gumballthechewy Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 I know this is a little late but next time you play as a forward watch the movie Slapshop before hand. It will teach you all you need to know. Actually, forward or goalie, watch the movie before each game anyway, get you PUMPED!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squeak Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 That's loser talk. Also, don't forget to hack the bone! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Proballhockeyplayer Posted June 1, 2013 Author Share Posted June 1, 2013 1-0 LOSS i had 0 shots on net 0 hits all i did was cause 1 penalty by faking a injury My backup apperntly has 7 year hockey experince and he played good last game just let in one goal which was knocked in by a high stick but he made 38 saves and i think he might now be the starter because evrbody thinks if i was in net we would have lost 3-0 because he made two robs so right now i have to be player and iam not enjoying it. The ref came to my coach and said i can not play in the game because i dont have hockey socks . because iam used to goalie and we have no hockey socks so i never knew but luckly my goalie had extra socks. I really dont wanna wait for next season well i guess 1 more regular season game and then the playoffs start and were last place and besides out backup is 1 year older than me so he will play in minor next year and i will be playing pewee. I was just wondering is it leggal to make a goalie to be player and since my back did not evan sign up to be a goalie but a forward evan though hes our captrain i know hard to belive great goalie and player. At the end of the game my coach told me to be a player for the rest of the season and then ran out before i could evan say anything. Its soo weird when i was a goalie everytime i made a awsome save no clapped nobody on the benc moved and when he made a wrist shot save from the blue line no screen people clapped so hard to belive. I wonder what my teams thinking of me right now . well maybe next year nobody will renember how i didnt were socks and other stuff atleast i joined hockey camp this summer and nobody on my team gose there . The thing i hate about my leauge is we have drafts every year i liked my rookie team which was last year we made it to the finals but lost in 4th overtime and we only had 2 losses in the season and everbody on my team liked me and the coaches were nice. Well i kind of like the player on my team who played goalie yesterday because he bailed me out with the socks and when my coach said i was player he felt bad because he took over a job like that. The only thing i can do now is prove to my team i can score goals but to tell u the truth last game evertime the ball came close to me and could handle it because it kep bouncing and then the other team kep getting it. Iam really starting to hate this season now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gumballthechewy Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 DON'T EVER DIVE! DON'T EVER FAKE AN INJURY! I can't stress this enough! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peaches Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 DON'T EVER DIVE! DON'T EVER FAKE AN INJURY! I can't stress this enough! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BananaMash Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 OP is Kesler Jr., diving. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tortorella's Rant Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 Remember to have a BananaMash prior to game time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avicii Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 YOLO amirite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil B From The Pack Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 You should've crapped your pants. That way no one would go near you, and more goals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Relfk Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 Get a Couture jersey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BananaMash Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 You should've crapped your pants. That way no one would go near you, and more goals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gumballthechewy Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 I just crapped my pants... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BananaMash Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 I just crapped my pants... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil B From The Pack Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 I just crapped my pants... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theo5789 Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 Perhaps CDC needs to set up a street hockey game and help this kid work on his game as a forward. Seems like nerves got the best of him in his first game out. Real game practice helps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baka Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 Don't listen to these chumps, diving is awesome. At the end of the day you are in a sweet ass roller hockey league while these doofuses sit on their couches slapping the holiday ham. You are an inspiration to me and I love you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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