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"Well BDM is always tops on my suspect list, She is the shadiest player by a mile, plays the same if she's mafia/KP/TP/Sheriff/Vig etc etc. " :shock:

Hahaha, Tell me I lie! ;) You know its true! Doesn't mean I don't have crazy love for you!!!

It means, I think you're a great player and often times I think your time in mafia games are cut short because it's so hard to get a read on you.

I've seen you play many different roles and your style has always been identical in my mind. I think I can get a read on most players due to changes in how they play (sometimes right but probably mostly wrong) but with you it's like trying to get a read on a professional poker player ;)

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The story is within the spoiler

I know its long but I was bored

Also again Im not the best at storytelling so don't expect anything amazing

Act one Palazzo dei morti maledetti

Atop the largest hill on the island of Mariotilo sat the fabled Palazzo dei morti maledetti owned by a mysterious Millionaire known only as The Owner. No one was ever invited up to the Palazzo so no one really knew what went on inside. However many feared that The Owner was conducting gruesome experiments on any who were misfortunate enough to fall into his grasp. They were partially right the truth being much more interesting. For years and years it went on this way with people guessing and joking about the Palazzio until one fateful day when The Owner’s lust could no longer be satisfied by $3 prostitutes and people answering his ad’s on craigslist.

It was a cold dreary Friday when a Stranger rode into town in the front seat of a large Panel van. People eyed him with suspicion for they were naturally a suspicious bunch however he rode on ignoring their stares until finally he came to stop outside of an average looking house in the “Canadian district”

Alchemy Time was enjoying a nice evening of dabbling in the dark arts when suddenly his doorbell rang. As soon as AT opened the door a man trust a needle deep into AT’s and his world went black.

Intoewsables was deep asleep when suddenly he was awoken by a crash from the bathroom. He went to investigate upon opening the door however he was rendered unconscious by a foul noxious gas. The last thing he heard was a gruff voice mumble something about sandpaper

One one two was relaxing in his recliner after a hard day of teaching the fine art of toilet cleaning. He was indeed a wealthy man so many people where coming from so far away to learn from him. He snapped his fingers and a butler appeared at his side holding a glass of milk. One one two greedily pounded it back then turned to hand the glass to his butler when he realised that it was not his butler. Then the drugs in his drink kicked in and the room disappeared

VICanucksfan5551 was happy he had realized his dream of being the butler to the world’s leading expert on toilet cleaning many years prior. He loved the walk to work and every morning he would stop at a small cafe and have a good fresh espresso. However this morning he never even made it out of bed. During the night someone had slipped a needle into his neck and rendered him unconscious

Junko was known in the town as an upstanding citizen however he led a double life. After the sun set he could be found in one of the numerous brothels where he was known as GFY. He was on his way to see his favorite “Friend” when a man reached out from the shadows and hit him over the head with a lead pipe. He saw stars and then only blackness

Dral was known in the town as a bit of a hothead and as such most avoided him. As a result of this and being too poor to own a car he found himself walking 3 miles to work every day. This day however a white panel van stopped and picked him up. What luck he thought but as soon as the door slid open the driver sprayed something in his face and he passed out

mau5trap was really strapped for cash and so when he saw and add in the local paper advertising a job cleaning up after the weekly elephant parade he jumped all over it. When he arrived at the address he was surprised to find that is was in fact a panel van. As soon as he knock a man threw open the door and shot him with a tranquiliser gun.

Aladeen was known throughout the land as the greatest lap dancer there ever was. After a long night of “working it” he was relaxing in his Jacuzzi. When out of nowhere a foul smelling rag was thrust into his face. He fought for a few seconds but ultimately he slipped into a deep sleep

Kesler87 was known in the town as the MVP and he could always be found signing autographs for his many fans in the local bar. Tonight however only one man showed up as Kes was talking about his latest exploits the man chloroformed him and dragged him out.

Burrdaman and OurTimeToshine were both conveniently jogging along the same stretch of highway when they came across a small roadside kiosk selling do-dads and thing-imagigs. Unfortunately for them when they shook hands with the owner they had no way of knowing that his hands were covered in toxin that rendered the victim unconscious, 5 minutes later they were laying in the back of the van unconscious

Master Radishes was a living legend he couldn’t even buy a drink without being recognised. Unfortunately he was also really old and so there was no need to drug him the mysterious man simply waited until MR passed out in the gutter in front of la casa sporca puttana and slung him into the van

King Heffy was getting tired of life on Mariotilo and was planning to move on. As he was finishing packing up his many boxes of porn he heard a thwishing sound and saw stars. Then the toxin in the dart worked its magic and he passed out in a sea of smut.

Kryten Was a legendary artist renowned throughout the land. On that fateful day he was busy painting his latest subject (a rotting whale) when a strange man approached him. The stranger menacingly reached into his pocket and withdrew a tranquilizer and like that Kryten was down and being loaded into the van

LTCanucksfanatic Was a disgraced former cop who now swept gutters for a living. This particular day he was surprised to see a box of donuts waiting for him at his gutter. He opened the box and stuffed his face. Soon he felt sleepy and in no time at all he was passed out in the back of a van

Not A Fruit was busy doing his best to spread the word about the evils of naming kids after fruits. Peaches who himself was a fruit took exception and tried to hit NAF. NAF and Peaches fight was ignored by everyone except a strange man in a panel van. The man called them over and as soon as they were close enough he tased them and loaded them into the van

Drouin , Crom! , KJ29 and Otherwise where already imprisoned within the Palazzo dei morti maledetti. Having answered an ad on craigslist looking for a trio plus one Russian bear dancer’s. This does have a bit of a happy ending as they did receive their price of 1 large pepperoni and bacon pizza from Loungiolio’s

They all awoke hours later to find themselves in a large courtyard as they looked around for any clues as to their location they noticed a man sitting in a chair on a balcony. They shouted and realizing they were now awake The Owner began to speak “well you where unconscious I took the liberty of assigning you roles in this little game of mine. You have been divided into two teams.

Several of you awoke before the rest they know who they are but you don’t know who they are. I shall call them the Mafia their goal is to survive until they are the majority faction.

The rest of you are the Townspeople you do not know who else is TP only that you are. To win and survive you must get rid of the Mafia entirely. Amongst you are several people to whom I have granted special powers they can help you survive.

Every Night at 10 you will all vote on someone to lynch. The surviving members of the winning faction will receive a very special prize

Now then let the games begin…. Fight my pretties fight “

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