BananaMash Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 I hit a raccoon over the back with a hockey stick once because it got in our house through the dog door and was being threatening. Link to comment
Kryten Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 I once threw a raccoon that I infected with Rabies, Aids and Herpes into BananaMash's house. 4 Link to comment
BananaMash Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 I once threw a raccoon that I infected with Rabies, Aids and Herpes into BananaMash's house. I hate you so much, my insides are boiling with anger. Link to comment
Kryten Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 (edited) I hate you so much, my insides are boiling with anger. If it's any consolation, I am currently getting therapy. Psychedelics and raccoon buggery is not a way to live, I am getting the help I need. Edited August 19, 2014 by Kryten Link to comment
BananaMash Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 If it's any consolation, I am currently getting therapy. Psychedelics and raccoon buggery is not a way to live, I am getting the help I need. Oh... I believe in you. You can recover from this. Link to comment
Kryten Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 Oh... I believe in you. You can recover from this. Thanks man. Well I am off to watch Guardians of the Galaxy, hope nothing in that movie triggers a relapse. Link to comment
FramingDragon Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 I am often jealous of cats and the simplicity and luxury of their lives. I think I'd be a great cat if the universe ever decides to reincarnate me. Link to comment
Offensive Threat Posted August 20, 2014 Share Posted August 20, 2014 (edited) I am often jealous of cats and the simplicity and luxury of their lives. I think I'd be a great cat if the universe ever decides to reincarnate me. Average indoor cat lifespan: 15 years. If you are much over that you would be dead now. Edit: Confession: I once punched a baby but in my defense he was being a total dick. I dont know what that babies problem was. Edited August 20, 2014 by Offensive Threat Link to comment
Twilight Sparkle Posted August 20, 2014 Author Share Posted August 20, 2014 Edit: Confession: I once punched a baby but in my defense he was being a total dick. I dont know what that babies problem was. babies think they're so much better than everyone else i'm deep in to the liquor atm Link to comment
Go Faulk Yourself Posted August 20, 2014 Share Posted August 20, 2014 Confession.. I was once named Junko. 2 Link to comment
Twilight Sparkle Posted August 20, 2014 Author Share Posted August 20, 2014 i will hold you D: Link to comment
:D Posted August 20, 2014 Share Posted August 20, 2014 I'm browsing Backpage and I suspect these hookers aren't going to be as pretty as their picture... Link to comment
:D Posted August 20, 2014 Share Posted August 20, 2014 Also, I'm going to build a rack for my bicycle to save space in my apartment, but I don't know enough about handymanning to know how to do it. I suspect I need to find two studs and just drill a good sized bar or hook in to hold the weight of my bike. But this is all moontalk. I don't have the sticktoitiveness to follow this project through to the end. Link to comment
shiznak Posted August 20, 2014 Share Posted August 20, 2014 Ryan Kesler is probably in my top 300 favourite NHL player list. Link to comment
Twilight Sparkle Posted August 20, 2014 Author Share Posted August 20, 2014 (edited) I'm browsing Backpage and I suspect these hookers aren't going to be as pretty as their picture... you're over 30 and don't have a girlfriend yet, so you might as well take what you can get at this point Ryan Kesler is probably in my top 300 favourite NHL player list. i feel the same about corey perry D: Edited August 20, 2014 by Twilight Sparkle Link to comment
:D Posted August 20, 2014 Share Posted August 20, 2014 you're over 30 and don't have a girlfriend yet, so you might as well take what you can get at this pointYou're telling me to take what I can get? Don't go down that road, guy. 2 Link to comment
Twilight Sparkle Posted August 20, 2014 Author Share Posted August 20, 2014 confession #3 i did once have a fat girlfriend, hence, i forgot the jerk who made the Cymbaline'sFatExGirlfriend here years ago, but they weren't wrong ;D Link to comment
Baka Posted August 21, 2014 Share Posted August 21, 2014 Forgive me Father TS for I have sinned it has been 526,600 minutes since my last confession. I accuse myself of the following sins. - My sister pees a little when she laughs so last Thanksgiving dinner when she took the last piece of cornbread I tickled her merciless and took her cornbread while she was crying and hiding in the bathroom. - When I sleep over peoples houses I kiss them on the mouth while they sleep. - I tell people I will pray for them but then I just go home and get drunk and eat sushi. - I think about Aladeen's bulge sometimes. - I clip my toenails then throw them off my balcony. - I lie about my genital size because I assume all women are bad at math. - I am bored and no longer wish to confess my sins so I am not going to finish this confession. Link to comment
Twilight Sparkle Posted August 21, 2014 Author Share Posted August 21, 2014 Forgive me Father TS for I have sinned it has been 526,600 minutes since my last confession. I accuse myself of the following sins. - My sister pees a little when she laughs so last Thanksgiving dinner when she took the last piece of cornbread I tickled her merciless and took her cornbread while she was crying and hiding in the bathroom. - When I sleep over peoples houses I kiss them on the mouth while they sleep. - I tell people I will pray for them but then I just go home and get drunk and eat sushi. - I think about Aladeen's bulge sometimes. - I clip my toenails then throw them off my balcony. - I lie about my genital size because I assume all women are bad at math. - I am bored and no longer wish to confess my sins so I am not going to finish this confession. lord. please guide this man in to your arms, please rid him of all his evils, PLEASE, OH HOLY GHOST, BRING THIS MAN IN TO THE LIGHT~ AND SATAN; YOU'RE NOT WELCOME HERE. YOU PREY OFF THE MIND OF THE WEAK. I COMMAND YOU TO GET BACK BEHIND ME, SATAN. GET BACK BEHIND ME i can feel it now. all of your demons are leaving your body. HAAAA MAAAALLICICICKAHINYHOOOOOO Link to comment
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