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3 minutes ago, Master Mind said:

When the players are all relatively in the same tier, gotta go with the guy you want most. It'll be even better for you WHEN the Canucks end up taking him.

FTFY :P;)

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Scotch scotchety scotch scotch scotch.

 

Reminds me of one of my two scotts jokes. 

 

 A young lass was on her way to gymanstics class  when she spotted an old Scott half nackered and of course passing out on a park bench...

 

she asked if she could spy what is up under his kilt..he says "Aye...take a peek lass"

 

so she does...and she squeaks out "GRUESOME", after her gander...

 

without a beat skipped he replies "Aye, lass, 'e grew sum moar, take another look."

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As the sun slipped away so did his conciousness, but she was smart and had a blue ribbon in her hair, which she adorned to his southern unicorn, as it were, .....

 

 

When he woke up he felt the knot of the ribbon and lifted his own kilt to be surprised in turn..

 

"Dunno where ya bin laddie, but ya won first prize!!"

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very nice. I am drinking the 2nd worst wine i can stomache but only on account of being so cheap that most Scottsmen are pointing me out in a crowd. 

 

"I am one fifth jewish on my aunts side, but I am two fifths  Scottish on my wallet side and a full fifth Scotch. "

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