Pablo Posted February 9, 2013 Share Posted February 9, 2013 Zach is so much better then matt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisbanks Posted February 9, 2013 Share Posted February 9, 2013 matt definitly deserves that name he fights way more and would probably dust zach ... i remember the day the trade went down and everyone in this site was saying how much of a killer zach was and posting videos of him in jrs and they were all matt kassian fights people were posting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Hindsight Posted February 9, 2013 Share Posted February 9, 2013 Matt is probably jotting down these nicknames for later Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canucklehead44 Posted February 9, 2013 Share Posted February 9, 2013 Kasshole Kass Effect Wide Mouth Kass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cIutch Posted February 9, 2013 Share Posted February 9, 2013 matt definitly deserves that name he fights way more and would probably dust zach ... i remember the day the trade went down and everyone in this site was saying how much of a killer zach was and posting videos of him in jrs and they were all matt kassian fights people were posting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gran Turismo Posted February 9, 2013 Share Posted February 9, 2013 Zackass. The Movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
disisdayear Posted February 9, 2013 Share Posted February 9, 2013 How about Kassius? Change the "C" with a "K"... Description: "Cassius is depicted as one of the first people who wants Julius Caesar dead. He is one of the figures who devised the plot for Caesar's death, and also acted as one of the assassins. The real Cassius was also one of the main players in the death of Caesar." Now, I'm not condoning such violence, but the image of Kassian as a hired gun (i.e., a power forward, acting as deterrent to other team's pugilistic liberties with the likes of the Sedins, Raymond, Schroeder) sort of fits. As well, one of the most notable historic figures is Cassius Clay (AKA, Mohammed Ali), who many, including myself, believe to be the greatest heavyweight champion of all time...I'm sure Eager Beaver Ben would agree that the name is appropos for our man Zack. For the record, I also like Kassquatch...especially with the picture of him that's gone viral since Leno showed it; Kass does look beastly in that shot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArmchairCanuckGM Posted February 9, 2013 Share Posted February 9, 2013 Kickass Kas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BedBeats™2.0 Posted February 9, 2013 Share Posted February 9, 2013 Kasstuzzi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmpunk Posted February 9, 2013 Share Posted February 9, 2013 Big K Langston....lol anyone get it? I just say Kass, easy and simple to say and type. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
5minutesinthebox Posted February 9, 2013 Share Posted February 9, 2013 Kassmanian Devil, Kass Money, Badassian...this guys got the most natural-sounding nicknames of any Canuck, can't be too hard. We have a winner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erik Karlsson Posted February 9, 2013 Share Posted February 9, 2013 THE KASSTRATOR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TOMapleLaughs Posted February 9, 2013 Share Posted February 9, 2013 Kassassinator? Or Zack Kassian: Not an AHL-level plug striving for attention? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clinch16 Posted February 9, 2013 Share Posted February 9, 2013 I will buy kassassin.ca if someone wants to make a website. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gollumpus Posted February 9, 2013 Share Posted February 9, 2013 Well, we could call our Kassian "Winner" and their Kassian "Whiner" I think I'll just refer to Zack as "Better". regards, G. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TOMapleLaughs Posted February 9, 2013 Share Posted February 9, 2013 Not sure, but i think Matt Kassian can pass for an older, fatter version of Cam from Ferris Bueller's Day Off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tortorella's Rant Posted February 9, 2013 Share Posted February 9, 2013 You know what we should just call him: Zack or Kassian or Zack Kassian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BedBeats™2.0 Posted February 9, 2013 Share Posted February 9, 2013 HHAHAH! My friend checking out this thread said "Pffft just call him EFFING DEADLY"!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hunter.S-Kerouac Posted February 9, 2013 Share Posted February 9, 2013 k hole Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tru_Knyte Posted February 9, 2013 Share Posted February 9, 2013 Website looks like it's out of 2001. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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