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#31 5minutesinthebox

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Posted 08 February 2013 - 06:30 PM

Kassmanian Devil, Kass Money, Badassian...this guys got the most natural-sounding nicknames of any Canuck, can't be too hard.



We have a winner :lol:


Hehe

Kassquatch still gets my vote


I take full credit for Kassquatch



Kasquatch


I plan to make a proper photoshopped image for it when one a get my new mac loaded up

Edited by 5minutesinthebox, 08 February 2013 - 06:40 PM.

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#32 Erik Karlsson

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Posted 08 February 2013 - 06:38 PM

THE KASSTRATOR

Edited by TheGame., 08 February 2013 - 06:39 PM.

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Posted 08 February 2013 - 06:50 PM

Kassassinator?

Or Zack Kassian: Not an AHL-level plug striving for attention?


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Posted 08 February 2013 - 06:51 PM

I will buy kassassin.ca if someone wants to make a website.
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Posted 08 February 2013 - 06:55 PM

Well, we could call our Kassian "Winner" and their Kassian "Whiner"

I think I'll just refer to Zack as "Better".


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Posted 08 February 2013 - 07:01 PM

Not sure, but i think Matt Kassian can pass for an older, fatter version of Cam from Ferris Bueller's Day Off.
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Posted 08 February 2013 - 07:02 PM

You know what we should just call him:

Zack

or

Kassian

or

Zack Kassian.
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Posted 08 February 2013 - 07:04 PM

HHAHAH!

My friend checking out this thread said "Pffft just call him EFFING DEADLY"!!
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Posted 08 February 2013 - 07:09 PM

k hole
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Posted 08 February 2013 - 07:34 PM

Website looks like it's out of 2001.
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Posted 08 February 2013 - 08:16 PM

Prince Kassian
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Posted 08 February 2013 - 08:33 PM

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Posted 08 February 2013 - 08:37 PM

For anyone who missed The Province's Legion of Blog entry about it:

Matt Kassian of the Minnesota Wild has a trademark on the nickname Kassassin in both the US and Canada. He even has the website domain and apparently has people contacting anyone on Twitter who uses it in reference to Zack to stop.

Read Wyatt Arndt's blog entry for more information:
http://blogs.theprov...an-be-only-one/

So, it seems "Kassassin Mode" is off the table as a nickname for our Kass for all but rebels, outlaws and people who really don't give a crap what an often healthy scratch fourth liner from Minnesucky (TRADEMARKED, before Matt Kassian gets any ideas!) has to say.

But just in case, maybe we should spitball some other possible nicknames for our Kass. Any suggestions?

What a kass-hole

Kassquatch is pretty classic
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Posted 08 February 2013 - 08:40 PM

These nick names are all so crapty. Just stick with Kassian
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Posted 08 February 2013 - 08:47 PM

These nick names are all so crapty. Just stick with Kassian


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Posted 08 February 2013 - 08:50 PM

He had a nickname trademarked..? That's sad.
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Posted 08 February 2013 - 08:52 PM

Beast.
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Posted 08 February 2013 - 09:15 PM



Kasper ::D


puahahaha

And I find it hilarious that Matt Kassian trademarked the name. Seriously? lol
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Posted 08 February 2013 - 09:16 PM

Kassquatch is better anyway.
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Posted 08 February 2013 - 09:22 PM

Lumberzack Kass
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Posted 08 February 2013 - 09:24 PM

The West Coast Express wasn't original but it still stuck. I'm stickin' with Kassasin. Kasquatch as a backup :P
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Posted 08 February 2013 - 09:35 PM

For anyone who missed The Province's Legion of Blog entry about it:

Matt Kassian of the Minnesota Wild has a trademark on the nickname Kassassin in both the US and Canada. He even has the website domain and apparently has people contacting anyone on Twitter who uses it in reference to Zack to stop.

Read Wyatt Arndt's blog entry for more information:
http://blogs.theprov...an-be-only-one/

So, it seems "Kassassin Mode" is off the table as a nickname for our Kass for all but rebels, outlaws and people who really don't give a crap what an often healthy scratch fourth liner from Minnesucky (TRADEMARKED, before Matt Kassian gets any ideas!) has to say.

But just in case, maybe we should spitball some other possible nicknames for our Kass. Any suggestions?


He's trademarked "the kassassin" so technically "kassassin" is still ok


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Posted 08 February 2013 - 09:45 PM

These nick names are all so crapty. Just stick with Kassian


Hooray, someone agrees.
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Posted 08 February 2013 - 09:53 PM

ZeKe.....The audience can say this when he fights or scores
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Posted 08 February 2013 - 09:57 PM

These nick names are all so crapty. Just stick with Kassian


Well, I use Kass because I'm lazy but otherwise I agree. I just started the thread because I think Matt trademarking the nickname is absolutely ridiculous and overly self-important.
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Posted 08 February 2013 - 10:00 PM

Badassian
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Posted 08 February 2013 - 10:01 PM

I vote Smashian Kassian.
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Posted 08 February 2013 - 10:02 PM

Kassquatch still gets my vote


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Posted 08 February 2013 - 10:05 PM

what a Kasshole!
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Posted 08 February 2013 - 10:54 PM

what a Kasshole!


a complete JacKass
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