But destiny is.
Here are the facts, because I'm a facts kind of person. We'll start with San Jose.
Let's look at "San Jose".
IT IS NO COINCIDENCE THAT THEY ARE BROKEN THE WAY THEY ARE
SAN = 3 LETTERS = first three wins -> SJ
JOSE = 4 LETTERS = next four wins -> VAN
the proof is amazing
but there is more
When's the next game?
and when we win, it will start the fifth game ---> FIFTH MONTH OF THE YEAR
IT IS A SIGN FROM OUR GOD. And who is God's son?
Godson. CODY HODGSON. GODSON. And he has already sacrificed himself to the SABRES
SLASHED AND STABBED TO DEATH BY SABRES AND THEN EATEN BY COWS
he even still bleeds blue and green
also do not forget "hodgson" has 7 letters -- for 7 games -- and "cody" has 4 letters -- for 4 wins
But it's not over yet...
his name ALSO 4 LETTERS FOLLOWED BY 7
IT MEANS that he and GODSON ARE THE SAME PERSON
IT IS DESTINY
(DESTINY ALSO HAS 7 LETTERS)
here is some more data/projections that i have crunched using my superbrain.
Players that will excel in the next 4 games:
Dan HAMHUIS = 7 letters for game 7, each letter in first name for total goals to be scored in series (therefore 3 goals)
Alex BURROWS = 7 letters for game 7. (4 goals)
Tom SESTITO = 3 goals
Zack KASSIAN = 4 goals
Chris HIGGINS = 5 goals
Keith BALLARD = 5 goals
Mason RAYMOND = 5 goals
Frank CORRADO = 5 goals
Andrew ALBERTS = 6 goals <-- hero
total: 3 + 4 + 3 + 4 + 5 + 5 + 5+ 5 + 6 = 40 goals!!!! In 4 games!!!!11
also note that 4 players will score 5 goals.
FOUR. FOUR WINS...AND NIEMI ONLY HAS 5 LETTERS IN HIS NAME
AKA HIS LUCK IS UP (also remember that we have, hitherto game 4, scored only 5 goals)
may i also recommend (although hopefully unnecessary) to MG/AV to start Joe Cannata -- the prophecy says that he will score 3 goals, somehow. I am not sure how, but I believe it.
This concludes my statistical research. There is absolutely no conceivable way that the Vancouver Canucks can lose their playoff series against San Jose. The math simply does not add up, and the probability of San Jose winning has literally become 0 (see below):
I calculate that the margin of error in my mathematical models is approximately 0%, which means the projections are within reasonable bounds.
Edited by High Violet, 06 May 2013 - 07:16 AM.