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  1. Been thinking this over a lot CDC...and I've determined there is nothing here for me anymore. I keep getting lambasted and ridiculed for promoting peace, love and understanding..and it's now gotten to the point where I feel sick every time I log in here. I am washing my hands of this place, as well as several other internet forums. Nothing's wrong with peace love and understanding. Namaste, and Farewell.

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    2. :D

      :D

      But I guess you won't see this.

    3. PlayStation

      PlayStation

      Cough syrup* hah had just woken up...

    4. schlaBAM

      schlaBAM

      p000000000000000000ssssssssyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

  2. Do no harm...but take no ****.

  3. The jug fills drop by drop

    1. Dilly Canuck

      Dilly Canuck

      That statement makes me thirsty...

    2. Baka

      Baka

      That statement reminds me of leaky breasts

  4. The phrase "It doesn't matter whether you win or lose, it's how you play the game" was invented by the people who lost.

    1. NightHawkSniper

      NightHawkSniper

      No it was invented by Ned Stark...oh wait.

  5. One Zen student said, "My teacher is the best. He can go days without eating." The second said, "My teacher has so much self-control, he can go days without sleep." The third said, "My teacher is so wise that he eats when he's hungry and sleeps when he's tired."

  6. Edward Snowden is my new hero. Sick of all the people here in the US who are still calling this man a traitor...he blew the whistle on unlawful practices...he exposed a crime...since when is exposing a crime a crime? Is tattletaling a crime now if it's tattling on the government? **** that. Snowden had the guts to expose the truth even at the cost of his own freedom. He is a hero.

    1. Henrik Kesler

      Henrik Kesler

      I agree. The amount of freedoms the American citizenry were willing to forefeit in the name of "the war on terror" shortly after 9/11/01 is absolutely frightenning. Good on Snowden for shining a light on these atrocious espionage practices.

  7. Heres hoping they hire Tortorella. He just may be the swift kick in the ass this team needs to start being accountable for themselves and their at times lazy and lackadaisical play...and just the thought of the battles with the media has me licking my chops. He's won a Cup, and he takes no ****. How could this possibly be a bad idea

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    2. Durl Dixsun

      Durl Dixsun

      #Torts4Coach

    3. shiznak

      shiznak

      Say bye bye to the twins, if Torts becomes the coach.

    4. GPCanucksFan

      GPCanucksFan

      The thing I love about Torts is his disdain for the media. I would love to see him tear guys like the Crypt keep and Ed "What you talking about?" Wills a new one.

  8. ESPN...would you please...please shut the hell up about Tim Tebow. He had one fluke season and now everyone's on his jock. He's a media circus...a sideshow..not a football player. Can you please find someone else to obsess over before I vomit my guts out. Thank you.

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    2. Baka

      Baka

      I used to be Tim Tebow. True story.

    3. Mr.DirtyDangles

      Mr.DirtyDangles

      Tebow is a complete joke. My Grandmother can throw farther and more accurate !

    4. Scott Hartnell's Mane

      Scott Hartnell's Mane

      jeez thank goodness Dangler man finally some sanity. thank you.

  9. M is for Munchies

    1. Baka

      Baka

      L is for Lube

    2. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      Because N is for Narcotics?

  10. If a man going down into a river, swollen and swiftly flowing, is carried away by the current — how can he help others across?

    1. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      how badly is he swollen?

    2. Heretic

      Heretic

      he's Moses?

    3. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      Find a bridge downstream.

  11. Why do hot dogs come in packages of 10 but hot dog buns only come in packages of eight?

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    2. Dilly Canuck

      Dilly Canuck

      Yeah I've always wondered that too, the buns only come in 8 or 12, but the dogs are always 10.

    3. Go Faulk Yourself

      Go Faulk Yourself

      Marketing at it's finest, they want you to spend more moneyyyy

    4. Twilight Sparkle

      Twilight Sparkle

      reminds me of that episode of the ripping friends. loved that show when i was in high school

  12. Reading Carl Sagan's essay he wrote in his mid 30s under the pseudonym "Mr X" which was published in "Marihuana Reconsidered" in 1971. Really riveting read, for anyone interested in reading it, PM me for the link. Just unreal..

    1. Baka

      Baka

      Riveting you say?

  13. Jesse The Body Ventura in the preliminary stages of putting together a serious run at the US Presidency...I'd vote for him in a heartbeat.

  14. When my fist clenches crack it open before I use it and lose my cool and when I smile tell me some bad news before I laugh and act like a fool

    1. Twilight Sparkle

      Twilight Sparkle

      grab a beer and a joint. solves everything.

  15. Two things define you: Your patience when you have nothing and your attitude when you have everything.

  16. RIP Jack Vance. One of my favorite sci-fi, fantasy and mystery writers. A true grandmaster of all three genres. He will be sorely missed.

  17. Look who's crawling up my wall Black and hairy very small Now he's up above my head Hanging by a little thread..Booooris the Spider...

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    2. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      Proof the Who did drugs.

    3. Scott Hartnell's Mane

      Scott Hartnell's Mane

      lol you needed proof of that? ;)

    4. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      Well Tommy pretty much clinched it. Great band though.

  18. There once was a note pure and easy playing so free like a breath rippling by The note is eternal I hear it it sees me Forever we blend it forever we die I listened and I heard music in a word and words when you played your guitar The noise that I was hearing was a million people cheering and a child flew past me riding in a star

  19. People tend to hate me cause I never smile as I ransack their homes they wanna shake my hand Focusing on nowhere Investigating miles I'm a Seeker I'm a really desperate man...

  20. Dear Mr Fantasy play us a tune something to make us all happy...do anything, take us out of this gloom..sing a song, play guitar, make it snappy

    1. -DLC-

      -DLC-

      You are the one who can make us all laugh

      But doing that you break out in tears

      Please don't be sad if it was a straight mind you had

      We wouldn't have known you all these years

    2. -DLC-

      -DLC-

      (one of my favourite songs...still remember the very first time I heard it)

    3. Scott Hartnell's Mane

      Scott Hartnell's Mane

      Traffic's one of my favorite bands. Low Spark of High Heeled Boys is a phenomenal album.

  21. Belated congratulations to IndyCar driver Tony Kanaan, after his victory at the Indy 500 yesterday. What a great story..I bet that's one cold glass of milk he'll never forget. Congrats also to Nico Rosberg and Mercedes for winning at Monaco

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    2. Scott Hartnell's Mane

      Scott Hartnell's Mane

      12 long years...and the show of respect by the other drivers nearly brought tears to my own eyes.

    3. Scott Hartnell's Mane

      Scott Hartnell's Mane

      He should have won it in 2007.

    4. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      Monaco GP is on my bucket list.

  22. Burlington VT has the best B&Bs in the US. Hands down.

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    2. Ghostsof1915
    3. ChenWei91

      ChenWei91

      Burlington Coat Factory has the best coats. Hands down.

    4. Mainly Mattias

      Mainly Mattias

      just couldn't stay away from cdc, could you MM? ;-P

  23. A week in Vermont starting tomorrow...it'll be nice to get away for a bit. See you all next Monday :)

  24. Can you see the real me..can ya? Can ya?

    1. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      is that you peeking out from behind that young blonde? come on out unless your not wearing any pants.

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