Fanuck

Woody Allen's character in 1988's Hannah & Her Sisters, is likely the most hilarious hypochondriac ever depicted. Michael Caine leads one helluva cast...

*googling symptoms* 'You should have died yesterday' .....Uhhhh......

@FanuckThe first thing I'd like to say is that you have any concerns whatsoever, please schedule a visit with your family doctor. You owe that to yourself and to your loved ones. That said, my beloved wife is one of those people who like to research all possible medical conditions every time she feels she has a weird symptom and almost all of the time (thank God), the worst conditions in her list of potential conditions end up not being the cause. Sometimes, the doctor does end up letting her take tests (e.g., blood tests, urinalysis) to rule out those conditions. The improvement in her overall well-being improves dramatically once she gets empirical confirmation that those conditions aren't the cause.