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  1. The Situation

    Is it unusual to be wearing biking sunglasses everywhere? I don't even bike anymore but my regular pair of sunglasses broke and these biking ones are just so comfortable.

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    2. Baka

      Baka

      Deb gives the same advice to 400 pound chicks in extra small short shorts and tube tops

    3. kodos

      kodos

      Do they make you look fast?

    4. DollarAndADream

      DollarAndADream

      If you're actually The Situation you already look bad.

  2. The Situation

    If Luongo voided his contract, does the team still get smacked by cap recapture?

    1. goalie13

      goalie13

      There are no rules for how that would work as there is no way for Lu to void his contract.

    2. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      I don't believe there would be cap recapture. But I think Luo would not be able to sign with another NHL team (for at least the upcoming season) and he would walk a way from about 40M.

  3. The Situation

    Believe in the Shield!

    1. Hodgson!!

      Hodgson!!

      CENA SUCKS.

    2. Keslerific

      Keslerific

      Rise Above Hate man, you cant see me!

    3. Proballhockeyplayer

      Proballhockeyplayer

      Cena sucks lets go cena CENA SUCKS LETS GO CENA

  4. The Situation

    How about Marc Crawford?

    1. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      How about look to the future instead of looking at the past?

  5. The Situation

    I shouldn't have left the theatre during the credits. I missed the scene at the end of Iron Man 3.

    1. SkeeterHansen

      SkeeterHansen

      I knew it. I told my cousin "don't leave,there's gotta be something after the credits..." We left anyway.

      Damn.

    2. Kumquats

      Kumquats

      I'm sure it will be up on youtube again, there was one taken down already.

    3. Gustavo Fring

      Gustavo Fring

      It was nothing special. Pretty much tells you the reason why Tony Stark was narrating the whole movie. He was telling his story to bruce banner (mark ruffalo) as if he were a shrink.

  6. The Situation

    Pretty serious situation right now.

  7. The Situation

    rebuild

  8. The Situation

    Lets go Cena!

    1. Twilight Sparkle

      Twilight Sparkle

      Mike Chioda!

  9. The Situation

    Luuuuuuuuuuuuuuser

  10. The Situation

    No Cory = No Cup for the Canucks

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    2. Gooby

      Gooby

      stup trole pl0x

    3. ChenWei91

      ChenWei91

      ^ non u stahp pl0x

    4. canuck_trevor16

      canuck_trevor16

      go away troll Burn your Jersey

  11. The Situation

    7uongo is back just in time for the playoffs.

    1. JS40

      JS40

      :(
    2. Master 112

      Master 112

      As are you, it seems? Nice to have you back.

    3. Apples

      Apples

      ^ I think we may have ourselves "a situation"

  12. The Situation

    My workplace is like a war zone. Grenades and landmines everywhere!

    1. marleau_12

      marleau_12

      yeah buddy.

    2. Slender Man

      Slender Man

      I THINK YOU HAVE YOURSELF A SITUATION

  13. The Situation

    The Canucks will unstoppable, like Kobe in a Colorado hotel room.

    1. Dwayne The Rock Johnson

      Dwayne The Rock Johnson

      Hey AW.

  14. The Situation

    IM THE ONE MAN BAAAAAAAAAND!

    1. Slaytanic Wehrmacht

      Slaytanic Wehrmacht

      and i'm willing to bet even you sound better than Heath Slater. ;)

  15. The Situation

    Shane Doan is overrated.

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    2. The Situation

      The Situation

      They aren't even that ripped to call them synthol.

    3. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      Don't need to be. They have that balloon appearance. Obv not natural. I mean, I don't care, people can do whatever the hell they want, lol

    4. Dion Phaneuf

      Dion Phaneuf

      He is grossly overrated but players like him are rare and the UFA market sucks...go figure.

  16. The Situation

    Look, you don't know what it's like. I'm the one out there every day putting his ass on the line.

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    2. The Situation

      The Situation

      You can't handle the truth!

    3. The Situation

      The Situation

      'Cause when you reach over and put your hand into a pile of goo that was your best friend's face, you'll know what to do!

    4. The Situation

      The Situation

      FORGET IT, ITS CHINATOWN!

  17. The Situation

    I got my first Android phone and I am very impressed. My old Blackberry served me well but RIM needs to their crap together.

    1. Froggy Fresh

      Froggy Fresh

      Welcome to the darkside...

      What phone did you get?

    2. The Situation

      The Situation

      Motorola Droid Razr

    3. Niloc009

      Niloc009

      Nice, I just got my first android a few weeks ago. Samsung Galaxy S II X. Works great.

  18. The Situation

    Because my girlfriend watches MMA and professional wrestling without complaining, I have to go with her to see Magic Mike. FML!

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    2. Kazmanian Devil

      Kazmanian Devil

      Give up the MMA and Wrestling, anything but Magic Mike.

    3. The Situation

      The Situation

      I thought she liked watching combat sports but I never bothered to ask.

    4. The Wizard of AZ

      The Wizard of AZ

      It's pretty much the same thing.

  19. The Situation
  20. The Situation

    I am waiting for a Zach Parise has a bought a house in Vancouver thread to show up sometime soon.

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    2. The Brahma Bull

      The Brahma Bull

      i heard he's sharing a condo with shane doan and justin schultz.

    3. ChenWei91

      ChenWei91

      I've heard that they share the same bed.

    4. Bruce Boudreau

      Bruce Boudreau

      ^LMFAO!

  21. The Situation

    FIRE RL

  22. The Situation

    FIRE AV

  23. The Situation

    Now that Lebron James has a championship, its not fair for me to use the Lebrongo portmanteau anymore.

    1. The Brahma Bull

      The Brahma Bull

      LEBRONGOLD

  24. The Situation

    Go Vancouver Canucks of the NBA!!!!

    1. The Brahma Bull

      The Brahma Bull

      Lebrongo beasting.

  25. The Situation

    Rule #1 Cardio

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    2. Niloc009

      Niloc009

      Rule #4 Double Fap

    3. Cory Schneider35

      Cory Schneider35

      Rule #5

      Ballard and Raymond can get you anyone.

    4. Tigs

      Tigs

      You all better get your GTL on so you can be looking fresh for tonight!

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