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BananaMash

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  1. BananaMash

    My burps taste like Coconut water... What does it meaaan?

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    2. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      Didnt drink any coconut water, it's too expensive!

    3. SterlingArcher

      SterlingArcher

      Not when you buy it from Costco. Best hangover cure

    4. I♥Wellwood

      I♥Wellwood

      please dont tell me that you only have less than $100 left on your card...

  2. BananaMash

    BananaMash posts a status, everyone gets damp.

    1. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      I was already damp, if you know what I mean.

  3. BananaMash

    Armada, how'd the mace feel. I neeeed to know.

    1. Armada

      Armada

      Felt like rainbow.

    2. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      I love you in the least homosexual way possible.

    3. LeanBeef

      LeanBeef

      HAH GGGGGGGHEEEEEYYY

  4. BananaMash

    The CDC poster Jägermeister is my hero for recognizing "The Next Episode".

    1. Armada

      Armada

      Big woop

    2. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      Howd that mace feel?

  5. BananaMash

    Hold up. Heeyyyyyyyyy.

    1. Jägermeister

      Jägermeister

      For my *fine gentleman* who be thinkin we soft.

  6. BananaMash

    Going to stand at the bottom of the slopes and spray Armada with mace! Be back later.

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    2. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      y u hef to b mad

    3. Lil B From The Pack

      Lil B From The Pack

      b heppy!

    4. NightHawkSniper

      NightHawkSniper

      Because universe is so big, one could say humongous!

  7. BananaMash

    Neighbor likes to play his guitar loudly until 1am, I like to tap on the wall off-beat to his songs to mess him up. >:)

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    2. Crom!

      Crom!

      be careful, that show is addicting.

    3. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      Like... meth.

    4. Crom!

      Crom!

      yes, like meth.

  8. BananaMash

    NHL 13 is just a NHL 12 roster update, why did you all pay for this?

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    2. allkill326

      allkill326

      Can't you get mods for NHL 13?

    3. Smashian Kassian

      Smashian Kassian

      NHL 06 is the best, although I really enjoyed the World Cup mode in 05. IMO 05 and 06 are the best, with 06 taking the cake.

    4. Gally

      Gally

      06 was the best

  9. BananaMash

    cabuse dusnt lik my updatez so i made 1 4 him. luv u cibuse.

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    2. Newsflash

      Newsflash

      lololol jk wuts goin on guise??? trolol u were trick u mad trololol #yolo

    3. Ossi Vaananen

      Ossi Vaananen

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MiAxiGZKpGQ
    4. Master 112

      Master 112

      BananaMash is a banana. Something Canucks fans have a hard time dealing with -- BANANAS. He know's what he's talking about. It's people like you that make this team so easy to play against come banana time. By cheering for our busts, I mean, prospects and soft roster non-bananas. They don't deserve to be here. Get real Canucks fans.

  10. BananaMash

    dear santa, i wrote u but u stil ant callin. i wrote my cel, homofone, n pagr at de bottm. i send u 2 letters dis autum, u mus not a got dem. I fink its mesd up nux dint git Doane. thx -CDC

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    2. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      homophono.

    3. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      home foam

    4. Master 112

      Master 112

      BM fone hom

  11. BananaMash

    dear santa, dis is my 2rd letter. plz giv jordan schrodar 4" growth, i meen in hite dunt be dirty santa. thx, CDC.

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    2. Newsflash

      Newsflash

      nbdy gun caer abut ur gramar in rl wurld #yolo

    3. GodzillaDeuce

      GodzillaDeuce

      wtf is going on in here guys.

    4. Master 112

      Master 112

      we're writing letters to santa.

      you should make one

  12. BananaMash

    santa plz giv canux schultz bcuz gillis dint git him like nhl13. plz also 2 fire gillis n hire mike keenan plz.

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    2. Kumquats

      Kumquats

      lol @ people agreeing that we need Keenan again...

    3. EmployeeoftheMonth

      EmployeeoftheMonth

      Who in the blue hell would want Mike ****** Keenan?

    4. Newsflash

      Newsflash

      I haven't paid much attention to CDC lately, but I did read an interesting article on Keenan written by Roenick recently. Maybe that's been floating around here? You know how impressionable CDC can be.

  13. BananaMash

    I need a license plate that says "Fresh", then I'll put fuzzy dice in my mirror.

    1. Hamhuis2

      Hamhuis2

      If anything, I say, that cab is rare!

  14. BananaMash

    Dem CDC logics: We didnt git Schultz, gillis cn git evry plyer bcuz life is da NHL 12. fire him!

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    2. Gunner Garrison

      Gunner Garrison

      dat shot doe

    3. EmployeeoftheMonth

      EmployeeoftheMonth

      been talking to KingofES?

    4. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      Hey, don't make fun of the mentally challenged users on this board.

  15. BananaMash

    Do you think Romney gets a participant ribbon?

  16. BananaMash

    I miss Gangsta Boo :(

  17. BananaMash

    Reilly is a useless QB.

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    2. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      Reilly or DeMarco? Reilly sort of reminds me of when Lulay first showed up, shaky, and a bit awkward.

    3. Kazmanian Devil

      Kazmanian Devil

      Reilly is the next Uwe Krupp.

    4. Gally

      Gally

      I went to the game they both look pretty good

  18. BananaMash

    My dorm neighbor has been playing Oppa Gagnam Style on repeat for the last hour and a half. Please stop, I can't take this garbage song anymore.

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    2. Newsflash

      Newsflash

      Mention the word tentacles around him. That's the only way to make sure.

    3. TrudeauVoter

      TrudeauVoter

      hey at least you don't have the neighbors that live above me

    4. I♥Wellwood

      I♥Wellwood

      ubc?

  19. BananaMash

    Leave Britney ALONE!!!

    1. ChenWei91

      ChenWei91

      She's hot...

      and I'm not referring to Britney... :3

  20. BananaMash

    Underscores

    1. TACIC

      TACIC

      Are my best friend

  21. BananaMash

    Safe Halloweens are overrated. I eat apples without checking for razor blades first.

    1. Kazmanian Devil

      Kazmanian Devil

      I check my razor blades for apples before eating them.

    2. EmployeeoftheMonth

      EmployeeoftheMonth

      Horus wins

    3. Blame Obama

      Blame Obama

      apples? i would have thrown it back at their house!@

  22. BananaMash

    Vote for me in BOTU. Internet popularity justifies my existence on this planet.

  23. BananaMash

    I just wanna get freaky baby.

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    2. ChenWei91

      ChenWei91

      no

    3. nux4lyfe

      nux4lyfe

      oh no!..last time you tried to get freaky you ended up in prison!

    4. Armada

      Armada

      We need to way instain the mother!

  24. BananaMash

    If you think I'm joking I'm not joking, I'm only joking when I'm not joking. I'm joking.

  25. BananaMash

    I wonder if CDC's current addiction to rageohol has to do with the lockout.

    1. JimLahey

      JimLahey

      wut lockout?

    2. Mr.DirtyDangles

      Mr.DirtyDangles

      the lockout really has no bearing on the level of Crazy delusional people here. This the CDC where all the nut jobs come out to play, lol it is what it is

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