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  1. Fact: The majority of people who have consumed fruits have died at some point. I can deduce that eating fruit is the leading cause of death in the world. DOWN WITH THE FRUIT!

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    2. JS40
    3. BananaMash
    4. Scott Hartnell's Mane

      Scott Hartnell's Mane

      Fact: The majority of people who have breathed oxygen have died at some point..I can therefore deduce that exposure to oxygen is the leading cause of death in the world. :P

  2. So now we have users named Apples, Strawberries, and Lemons... The fruit network on CDC?

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    2. Magikal

      Magikal

      i keed i keed. I mean....unless you're down....

    3. Twilight Sparkle

      Twilight Sparkle

      umm. no. not ever. in any circumstance.

    4. ChenWei91

      ChenWei91

      We should start a porno name movement.

  3. Ike has a crush on teacher!

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    2. Scottish⑦Canuck
    3. Scott Hartnell's Mane

      Scott Hartnell's Mane

      I gotta hand it to Matt and Trey when I first heard about that episode going to air I must confess I thought they were going an entirely different direction with it.

    4. Durl Dixsun
  4. Start jobe canada game 1 goalie

    1. rampage

      rampage

      HHAHAAH best poster on cdc

    2. ChenWei91
  5. All glory to BananaMash.

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    2. ChenWei91

      ChenWei91

      hai moon moon

    3. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      I can hear rocks!

    4. NightHawkSniper

      NightHawkSniper

      All hail the mashers of bananas...fyi I'd try not to mash 1 million bananas you'd die of Potassium radiation :P

  6. Dat Luongo melt-down

    1. peener
    2. ChenWei91

      ChenWei91

      Pls put canada in net av pls

    3. peener

      peener

      canada 4 win a yes

  7. Deb viewed my profile today, I guess this is goodbye friends. I'll miss at least three of you.

  8. In the comments of this status update is a list of people I love.

  9. Adam West is the best Batman

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    2. NightHawkSniper

      NightHawkSniper

      I'd watch for half an hour people getting tomahawked

    3. BananaMash
    4. Spyrocks

      Spyrocks

      He also has a cat named Paul.... but Paul's a human name

  10. Guess what? I'm naked under all these clothes.

  11. I just ate 2 lemons and now my mouth is bleeding. It ain't easy being a thug.

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    2. c00kies

      c00kies

      I just one upped DS and ate a pineapple bomb.

    3. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      Thugs eat lemons?

    4. c00kies

      c00kies

      ^Glass lemons.

  12. "Roberto 'The Saga' Luongo"? That's gold Jerry! Gold!

  13. Karen Thomson is my hero <3

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    2. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      I've seen them twice now. Mick Mars is totally my hero for being able to play how he does with the health issues he has. Dude can still play.

    3. Mr.DirtyDangles

      Mr.DirtyDangles

      i missed the wild side tour I am still so pissed about that >(

    4. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      It's hard to get to concerts living on Vancouver Island, but I've been lucky enough to see Van Halen (2x), KISS, AC/DC, Ozzy Osbourne, Airbourne, Judas Priest, and Motley Crue (2x). It's not much, but they've all been fantastic.

  14. peener is da best CDCer #1

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    2. ChenWei91

      ChenWei91

      HOW DARE THEY TAKE U&ME AWAY FROM YOU!? **** THE GOVERNMENT!

    3. BananaMash
    4. peener

      peener

      im going to run for mayor of canada

  15. What if Dale Weise's chin had a baby with Roman Cechmanek's unibrow?

  16. What if the Canucks didn't sign Dustin Butler? History will be made.

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    2. peener

      peener

      i own that restaraunt i am offended just for that you get a free meal

    3. ChenWei91

      ChenWei91

      NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

    4. peener

      peener

      thats what you get you bastard

  17. CBC really really really loves TJ Brodie

    1. Durl Dixsun
    2. SterlingArcher

      SterlingArcher

      They just insulted him, by saying he reminds them of Giordano

    3. c00kies

      c00kies

      Giordano was (and still is) Calgary's top d-men when they were stacked on defense(Bouwmeester, Regehr, and Phaneuf).

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