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  1. BananaMash

    Who looks sexier on rollerskates, me or Newsflash

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    2. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      Luongo doesn't even lift.

    3. Smashian Kassian

      Smashian Kassian

      U guys are just jealous that the NHL expanded the Playoffs to a 30 team playoff, so now we won't be the only team in our division that will make the playoffs.

    4. allkill326

      allkill326

      Newsflash: You should be the Canucks GM. :P

  2. BananaMash

    The new UMADBRO? is okay, but I preferred the original.

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    2. allkill326

      allkill326

      Ah~ I'm panicking.

    3. allkill326

      allkill326

      Ah~ I'm panicking.

    4. allkill326

      allkill326

      yes ewww im back but you gotta live with it so.... heh

  3. BananaMash

    Assuming I'm dead, they must still have CDC in hell. Excellent!

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    2. ChenWei91

      ChenWei91

      CDC has always been Hell.

    3. Mr.DirtyDangles

      Mr.DirtyDangles

      Caboose has figured it out :(

    4. Mountain Man

      Mountain Man

      Still waiting for AA meetings that are mandatory for all of us.

  4. BananaMash

    Any second now...

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    2. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      Nope. That's because you're going to bed late, I assume you'll wake up closer to tomorrow afternoon.

    3. Phil_314

      Phil_314

      don't hold your breath, otherwise it might be the end of your world and everything will become a sea of blue for you

    4. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      I see what you mean.

  5. BananaMash

    Thanks to everyone who wrote for the CDC Christmas story. It turned out much less awful than I had expected.

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    2. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      Yessir

    3. Master 112

      Master 112

      I'll love you forever if you do it, Maxim.

    4. SkeeterHansen

      SkeeterHansen

      Then it shall be done. Maybe I'll record and post the audio...let everyone else hear my families' "wtf" reaction.

  6. BananaMash

    "I liked Adolf Hitler, but whatever floats your boat" -The Artist Formerly Known As UMADBRO?

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    2. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      The puns were good at first, but now we're really Reiching to be funny.

    3. Scott Hartnell's Mane

      Scott Hartnell's Mane

      This is taking me out of Mein Kampfort zone ;)

    4. Dion Phaneuf

      Dion Phaneuf

      All thanks to me :)

  7. BananaMash

    Bork bork bork

    1. EmployeeoftheMonth

      EmployeeoftheMonth

      bjork?

    2. Caboose

      Caboose

      Woop woop woop woop woop!

    3. Kazmanian Devil

      Kazmanian Devil

      Laser

  8. BananaMash

    All glory to the hypnotoad!

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    2. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      I had it first then One-One-Two and Caboose copied me because they're not the real Slim Shady.

    3. Lil B From The Pack

      Lil B From The Pack

      They can't be the great leader

    4. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      :D

  9. BananaMash

    I hereby challenge (>'-')> to a duel. You may chose one teammate.

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    2. ChenWei91

      ChenWei91

      *dost, Mr. President.

    3. ChenWei91

      ChenWei91

      also, it's hoist, not lift.

      Get your s*** together man.

    4. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      I'll poop on your chesticles.

  10. BananaMash

    To the member formerly known as UMADBRO?, if you are reading this, shut off CDC and go study.

    1. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      Gtfo

    2. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      Get. Off. CDC. Trust me, I'm a doctor. You need to study.

    3. Caboose

      Caboose

      Love the new avatar.

  11. BananaMash

    Pushed Armada down a staircase. Quick question for a friend, best way to hide a body?

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    2. Armada

      Armada

      ^Throw "it"? What am I an object?

    3. Phil_314

      Phil_314

      ^

      I thought you were dead lol

    4. Armada

      Armada

      I am but I still have feelings.

  12. BananaMash

    Uvic Logic: Turn heaters on while it's still warm in September, shut dorm heaters off while it's cold in December.

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    2. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      How are they saving money when students are bringing in space heaters? Wouldn't the electricity from 48 space-heaters be worse than running one furnace that heats the whole dorm?

    3. goalie13

      goalie13

      Just wait for summer classes. There's no air conditioning or really any air circulation either. We once brought our lawn chairs and took our class outside because it was unbearable inside.

    4. I♥Wellwood

      I♥Wellwood

      it's just your building, they dont like you guys!

  13. BananaMash

    Tell me.

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    2. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      Every time I have a banana, I think of you.

    3. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      That's surprisingly fruity.

    4. shiznak

      shiznak

      What you want, what you really, really, want.

  14. BananaMash

    I miss when AllKill used to tell me to stop being a wannabe internet celebrity.

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    2. Xbox

      Xbox

      He was last active today

    3. ChenWei91

      ChenWei91

      I wonder if Allkill still gets a hard-on for Gangnam Style...

    4. JHansenFan

      JHansenFan

      WWHHHHHHOOOOOOOOPPA GUNDAM STAYLEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  15. BananaMash

    What are you asking Satan Claws for this Christmas?

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    2. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      What a jerk. I'll make sure to remind myse... Him to give you a much better one.

    3. TrudeauVoter

      TrudeauVoter

      A decent english 12 teacher and a 2012/2013 nhl season

    4. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      Hahah, foolish mortal. The only think more evil and powerful than Satan is the NHL owners and the NHLPA.

  16. BananaMash

    Meth, not even once... ARNIEL!

  17. BananaMash

    Armada, I was in Antarctica, and then some researchers took me to Fiji and now I'm stuck. This race was a horrible idea.

    1. Armada

      Armada

      Dude I've been in Somalia for 4 days now.

    2. canucklax

      canucklax

      Armada post twice in responce to this if you've been taken hostage by pirates and/or are in a crashed helicopter

  18. BananaMash

    Armada, I'm sort of chilling in Merauke right now. I have no idea what I'm doing.

    1. Armada

      Armada

      So I'm being held by these nice guys in Somali. They tell me they want my parents to pay $1 million to them

  19. BananaMash

    JPA! JPA! JPA!

    1. Peaches

      Peaches

      Wooooo

  20. BananaMash

    Chilling out in Antarctica, just realized that I'm going around the world the wrong way. Ffs.

    1. Mr.DirtyDangles

      Mr.DirtyDangles

      SSX rules :D

    2. Armada

      Armada

      Hah. So that means I'm beating you.

  21. BananaMash

    Hey Armada, I'm already in Mexico. Beat that.

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    2. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      Succckaaah

    3. Armada

      Armada

      Alright. I crossed the river in Surrey.

    4. TACIC

      TACIC

      I'm in Vancouver, watching

  22. BananaMash

    This is my formal counter offer to Armada: A 79 Day Race Around The World. Keepin' it original.

    1. Armada

      Armada

      Winner gets to take Stealth out for dinner.

    2. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      Dinner has to be lobster bisque.

  23. BananaMash

    Hey Armada... I'm coming for you.

    1. Armada

      Armada

      Not if I get myself first.

    2. Kumquats

      Kumquats

      *dun dun dun*

  24. BananaMash

    Free Sharpie 2012

    1. Niloc009

      Niloc009

      This is like Kony 2012, but more important. Unfortunately, both will be forgotten within weeks.

    2. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      Everything goes bad when you get caught pleasuring yourself in public.

  25. BananaMash

    New to fantasy hockey? Why not give canucklax's new league a try in the Fantasy Hockey forum!

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    2. TACIC

      TACIC

      I already did

    3. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      Yes.

    4. JimLahey

      JimLahey

      They even let me play...

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