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Kazmanian Devil

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  1. Kazmanian Devil

    The entire roster of fruits can be found on Apples' "About Me" page.

    1. shiznak

      shiznak

      Apples is a diver.

  2. Kazmanian Devil

    "@TH2NSTATSGUY: Canucks: 37 hits in first 2 periods, 3 in the 3rd period"

    1. :D

      :D

      Thanks, TSN

  3. Kazmanian Devil

    I've got two tickets to North Korea.

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    2. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      It's only homosexual if your testicles make contact.

    3. ChenWei91

      ChenWei91

      What about our tentacles?

    4. GodzillaDeuce

      GodzillaDeuce

      ~won't you pack your bags, we'll leave tonight~

      ~Whoa-oo-oh-oo-oh-oo-oh-oo-oh-oo-oh whoa~

  4. Kazmanian Devil

    Accidents happen in the dark.

    1. Mr.DirtyDangles

      Mr.DirtyDangles

      the best kind :D

  5. Kazmanian Devil

    Pull up to the scene with my ceiling missing

  6. Kazmanian Devil

    ebbet 4 hart

  7. Kazmanian Devil

    The commentators seemed to have a hard-on for the Flames tonight. Seriously, how many times do you need to tell us how good Stajan's pass was?

    1. Baka

      Baka

      That pass was so good I got a hard on and involuntarily did the bernie while grunting like Arnold schwarzenegger

    2. NightHawkSniper

      NightHawkSniper

      CBC has this noticable love for whoever we play...can't be a coincidence

  8. Kazmanian Devil

    Wow, the Ranger's new players are putting in work.

  9. Kazmanian Devil

    There was people on here last season saying Edler was a future Norris candidate.

    1. Caboose

      Caboose

      Remember when 5 million was a 'steal'

  10. Kazmanian Devil

    lol, that OT goal was the worst excuse for defending that I've ever seen.

  11. Kazmanian Devil

    Watch out guys, RA Dickey is a master troll.

    1. g_bassi13

      g_bassi13

      He brings a new degree of subtlety to the art.

    2. Master 112

      Master 112

      Back in my day, trolling meant something.

    3. Coconuts

      Coconuts

      He's certainly trying

  12. Kazmanian Devil

    THE CIA! THE CIA! THEY'RE TAKING OUR DREAMS!

  13. Kazmanian Devil

    FLASH! AHAAAAAA!

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    2. Kazmanian Devil

      Kazmanian Devil

      If only I had Earthquake.

    3. GodzillaDeuce

      GodzillaDeuce

      what have i gotten myself into...?

    4. Kazmanian Devil

      Kazmanian Devil

      I dunno... I was singing Queen and then 112 started fighting.

  14. Kazmanian Devil

    Leave comments about allkill326's status here.

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    2. EmployeeoftheMonth

      EmployeeoftheMonth

      bananas

    3. Master 112

      Master 112

      GD just died and you #&*%ers can't stop arguing. Shame on all of you.

    4. Mr.DirtyDangles

      Mr.DirtyDangles

      ^exactly

  15. Kazmanian Devil

    Finally.

    1. Mr.DirtyDangles

      Mr.DirtyDangles

      nice handle bro :D

  16. Kazmanian Devil

    East Side Mario's

    1. Gooby

      Gooby

      bangbadaboombadabang

    2. Master 112

      Master 112

  17. Kazmanian Devil

    Riders on the storm

    1. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      Cliff Running

    2. Kazmanian Devil

      Kazmanian Devil

      We should go cliff running some time.

    3. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      As Pasific Colosuem

  18. Kazmanian Devil

    Supporting Germany all the way.

    1. Bombastik der Teutone

      Bombastik der Teutone

      they wasnt bad 3-9 is a fine result

  19. Kazmanian Devil

    Supporting Germany all the way.

  20. Kazmanian Devil

    Can anyone confirm that it is indeed Christmas?

    1. Master 112

      Master 112

      Can confirm; it's Christmas.

  21. Kazmanian Devil

    Have you ever seen the rain?

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    2. mau5trap

      mau5trap

      I've definitely heard of it, is that in a place called 'outside' ? or something like that

    3. Grape

      Grape

      Amazing song

    4. Ossi Vaananen

      Ossi Vaananen

      Wishing I was back on the bayou, rolling with some Cajun queen...

  22. Kazmanian Devil

    I'm already dead thanks to a devious pit trap.

    1. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      I'm throwing rocks, but I accidently threw a safari ball and now he's been transferred to Bills PC.

    2. Caboose

      Caboose

      Lol, I was laughing so hard when you fell.

    3. Kazmanian Devil

      Kazmanian Devil

      Bill's PC sucks.

  23. Kazmanian Devil

    Hey man, look at me rockin' out, I'm on the radio!

    1. Crom!

      Crom!

      With Danny and Lisa.

  24. Kazmanian Devil

    Ever notice that your nipples fit perfectly in the nail clippers? You can't tell me that was unintentional.

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    2. Mountain Man

      Mountain Man

      Rule #34

    3. Xbox

      Xbox

      ohh Horus!

    4. Phil_314

      Phil_314

      I'm sure lots of things can fit in nail clippers :^P

  25. Kazmanian Devil

    He's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'!

    1. Go Faulk Yourself

      Go Faulk Yourself

      Butcher Pete, my favourite song from Fallout 3..

    2. g_bassi13

      g_bassi13

      I got spurs that jingle, jangle, jingle

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