Dogbyte Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 CDC STORY - flèche It was a rare sunny day in the lower mainland. Captain Bob and the rest of the Canuck_Inferno sat around with a couple of Baggins. Nothing but a DollarAndADream contemplating the day, talking about the cuporbust and Losing With Pride. “Remember when you were EmployeeoftheMonth?” a mindless soul joked. “You know what” Captain Bob” said, “you know what … today is the day we should Hobble the King of Anarchy, and his sidekick suolucidir”.! “That is Madness, how do you propose to do that”, laughed Dave Bolland “you’re a Primal Optimist. We have no DeNiro, no D-money, no Tangelos”? “Well”, said Captain Bob, we do have an Armada and Columbo at our disposal. “Look use your Common Sense we’ve all been in a vancouverdepression lately but that’s oldnews, no reason to go running off Smashin Kassian.”, snorted Dave Bolland. ‘I was RunningWild the other day and got into some fisticuffs over it’, but I was hanging with Tom Sestito so no problema. We went out to the new club Hockeyville88 and I remember this wallstreetamigo was mentioning something about a Snake Doctor up on the Grousse Grind. As they arrived at the base of the mountain through the edge of the forest Captain Bob picked some special Blackberries for he had been here before one fateful day. Just like forty years ago out of the fog appeared an Amish Rake Fighter. Now they were amongst the Ghosts of 1915. ”Shhhhhhhhh”, silenced Captain Bob, “I think I saw a NightHawkSniper, a real sharpshooter, the only thing that can handle that is a canuck2extreme”. Maybe we can Squeak out of it he thought absently as a distant rumbling brought him out of his revelry. A deafening roar shook the mountain. “avelanch”, screamed Captain Bob. There was only one thing that Captain Bob could do. It was a catastrophic thought, a crime committing multiple crimes in his mind, but he saw no way out. Even as he contemplated a steel chill ran through him. For the first time in his life it wasn’t up to him …. Time for the EhrhoffEffect. He was now the Legend Killer. His weakness, a GLASSJAW As Captain Bob looked into the year of night he could almost see the Twilight Sparkle. Link to comment
Phil_314 Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 OP, mad-lib time. Let's see what you can come up with. Link to comment
Tangelos Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 Cool story. Solid character development and climax. Had me on the edge of my seat Link to comment
Intoewsables Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 Not bad. Needs more Bertuzzi Babe though. Link to comment
Tangelos Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 Not bad. Needs more Bertuzzi Babe though. Was she hot for CDC standards? Seems to be a lot of hype around her Link to comment
Dogbyte Posted March 29, 2014 Author Share Posted March 29, 2014 Not bad. Needs more Bertuzzi Babe though. I know someone that knows her. Yeah. Link to comment
Intoewsables Posted March 29, 2014 Share Posted March 29, 2014 Was she hot for CDC standards? Seems to be a lot of hype around her Well, she was definitely fiery. Link to comment
Dogbyte Posted March 30, 2014 Author Share Posted March 30, 2014 Well, she was definitely fiery. Total redhead. Link to comment
Tangelos Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 Total redhead. Probably why she was on CDC all day. Afraid of the sun Link to comment
Dogbyte Posted March 30, 2014 Author Share Posted March 30, 2014 Probably why she was on CDC all day. Afraid of the sun Untapped potential some might say. I should rephrase that, "gentic potential". Link to comment
Guest Gumballthechewy Posted March 30, 2014 Share Posted March 30, 2014 You tryin' to upstage me boy? Link to comment
Dogbyte Posted March 30, 2014 Author Share Posted March 30, 2014 It was more of a AI program that needed material. Also a writing exercise. Link to comment
avelanch Posted April 3, 2014 Share Posted April 3, 2014 i'm glad i was the climax. very true to life Link to comment
Twilight Sparkle Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 Was she hot for CDC standards? cdc has really low standards, so... i guess so. also i'm suing this thread for using my likeliness in an unjust manner-- no jabronis are allowed to use my status and likeliness in their stories Link to comment
avelanch Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 cdc has really low standards, so... i guess so. also i'm suing this thread for using my likeliness in an unjust manner-- no jabronis are allowed to use my status and likeliness in their stories I'll contact wetcoaster to set up the class action for us. Link to comment
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