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#31 SN -Admin

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Posted 19 November 2012 - 09:08 AM

Rock, paper, scissors. 2/3 and you're in. I have no say in this whatsoever so this is a complete lie, but let's go.

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Posted 19 November 2012 - 09:19 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3nxjjztQKtY


I can think of a use for that robot that is WAY more practical...
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Posted 19 November 2012 - 09:23 AM

I can think of a use for that robot that is WAY more practical...

the youtube commenters already BEAT you to it... as did this "man"
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Posted 19 November 2012 - 09:24 AM

the youtube commenters already BEAT you to it... as did this "man"
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Who is that, The Fonz?

Eyyyy
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Posted 19 November 2012 - 09:39 AM

Who is that, The Fonz?

Eyyyy

I'm hoping you're joking...
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Posted 19 November 2012 - 10:00 AM

I'm hoping you're joking...


Eyyyy
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#37 avelanch

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Posted 19 November 2012 - 10:07 AM

eh?
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Posted 19 November 2012 - 10:09 AM

YES!
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Posted 19 November 2012 - 11:09 AM

I like the Mason Raymond + all 7th rounders for Tyler Myers. Best GM in the history of the NHL.
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Certainly going to be our #1 defensemen. Give him a couple more years to improve his game and he'll be our new and improved version of Matthias Ohlund in no time

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Posted 19 November 2012 - 11:19 AM

Who is that, The Fonz?

Eyyyy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tb627xDlqBs

Edited by DRCN SLYR, 19 November 2012 - 11:21 AM.

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Posted 19 November 2012 - 11:43 AM

If you become a moderator will you please erase my 3 violations.
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Posted 19 November 2012 - 01:54 PM

Rock, paper, scissors. 2/3 and you're in. I have no say in this whatsoever so this is a complete lie, but let's go.

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Round one, go....


I choose rock! Good luck beating that Deb.
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Posted 19 November 2012 - 08:40 PM

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Those all make sense except "paper covers rock"

that one's never made sense
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Posted 19 November 2012 - 08:57 PM

How does the Lizard poison spock? Poison is injested not injected. Does Spock eat said lizard?
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Posted 19 November 2012 - 09:15 PM

How does the Lizard poison spock? Poison is injested not injected. Does Spock eat said lizard?


what is unbelievable about that?

i eat at least 4 lizards daily
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Posted 19 November 2012 - 09:23 PM

what is unbelievable about that?

i eat at least 4 lizards daily


Seems legit.
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Posted 19 November 2012 - 09:34 PM

damn straight

Edited by GodzillaDeuce, 19 November 2012 - 09:38 PM.

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Posted 19 November 2012 - 09:53 PM

How does the Lizard poison spock? Poison is injested not injected. Does Spock eat said lizard?

no, you are thinking of toxin's vs venoms. both are poisons.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poison

it could also be absorbed through epithelial linings such as the skin, like an arrowhead frog.
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Posted 19 November 2012 - 09:55 PM

no, you are thinking of toxin's vs venoms. both are poisons.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poison

it could also be absorbed through epithelial linings such as the skin, like an arrowhead frog.


Today I learned something new!

Edit: Though, at least in herpetology, the term poisonous is generally saved for externals such as the dart frogs or any toxin that has to be ingested. Venomous for injected toxins like venomous snakes or scorpion stings.

Edited by BananaMash, 19 November 2012 - 09:59 PM.

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Posted 19 November 2012 - 10:00 PM

Today I learned something new!

Edit: Though, at least in herpetology, the term poisonous is generally saved for externals such as the dart frogs or any toxin that has to be ingested. Venomous for injected toxins like venomous snakes or scorpion stings.

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also: the lizard could be an alien lizard, one that is like the arrowhead frog, poisoning spock when he grabs it, or when it crawls/jumps on him.

Edited by avelanch, 19 November 2012 - 10:01 PM.

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#51 BananaMash

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Posted 19 November 2012 - 10:01 PM

Avelanch, for some reason the way that wikipedia article reads more like "Both are toxins" not "Venom is poison". Now my brain is sad.
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Posted 19 November 2012 - 10:04 PM

Avelanch, for some reason the way that wikipedia article reads more like "Both are toxins" not "Venom is poison". Now my brain is sad.

not all toxins are poisons, and not all poisons are toxins, they can also be venoms. but poison covers both toxins and venoms, just not exclusively.
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Posted 19 November 2012 - 10:05 PM

not all toxins are poisons, and not all poisons are toxins, they can also be venoms. but poison covers both toxins and venoms, just not exclusively.


But the Venom article adds even more to the confusion!

Venom is the general term referring to any variety of toxins[1] used by certain types of animals that inject it into their victims by the means of a bite, sting or other sharp body feature.[2] Unlike poison, which is ingested or inhaled, venom is usually delivered directly into the lymphatic system, where it acts faster.


Dammit Wikipedia, get your stuff together.
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Posted 19 November 2012 - 10:11 PM

here's a handy chart i threw together that should better explain it
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Posted 19 November 2012 - 10:15 PM

here's a handy chart i threw together that should better explain it
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Let's get into the real problem here then. The only two venomous lizards known are the Gila Monster, and the Mexican Beaded Lizard (Possibly a few types of monitor like Komodo Dragons, and bearded dragons are thought to have venom sacks but a poor delivery system).

The lizard in the picture is clearly none of the above. So how is he getting poisoned by the lizards? Is he ingesting them like GD said, and then getting salmonella poisoning? Why didn't Spock learn after the first salmonella poisoning that he should cook his lizards first?

We need to analyze!
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Posted 19 November 2012 - 10:48 PM

less biology nerdiness, more kids in the hall


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#57 BananaMash

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Posted 19 November 2012 - 10:51 PM

less biology nerdiness, more kids in the hall


lol dont h8 wat u dont understand.
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Posted 19 November 2012 - 11:29 PM

I like the Mason Raymond + all 7th rounders for Tyler Myers. Best GM in the history of the NHL.


I don't know.. I pulled off Lukas Krajiciek straight up for Alex Ovechkin in 2K9.
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Posted 19 November 2012 - 11:33 PM

I don't know.. I pulled off Lukas Krajiciek straight up for Alex Ovechkin in 2K9.


That's like someone saying "I won a million dollars by beating Kobe Bryant at basketball" and you following it up with "I wont a sucker by beating my 3 year old brother at basketball". We don't talk about the 2k NHL games.
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Posted 19 November 2012 - 11:38 PM

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