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#1 DonLever

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Posted 01 January 2013 - 06:22 AM

Hugh Hefner and Crystal Harris Get Married at Playboy Mansion

by Natalie Finn Mon., Dec. 31, 2012 7:45 PM PST

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Hugh Hefner is ringing in the new year as a married man.
The 86-year-old Playboy founder tied the knot with 26-year-old girlfriend Crystal Harris tonight at—where else—the Playboy Mansion in front of a select group of family and friends, Playboy confirms to E! News.
The bride, who is now going by Crystal Hefner on Twitter, posted photos earlier in the evening of the wedding set-up, including a close-up of the flowers lining the altar inside.
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"Today is the day I become Mrs. Hugh Hefner. Feeling very happy, lucky, and blessed," the missus wrote.
Hef's New Year's Eve nuptials come about a year and a half after they were first supposed to swap vows—and less than a month after Harris revealed that they were reengaged.
Though Harris spared no gory detail in explaining her decision to break up with Hef in June 2011, when asked more recently why she called the whole thing off just days before their wedding, she explained that it just wasn't their time yet.
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"I moved into the Mansion really young. I was 21 or 22," she told Us Weekly at her bridal shower, held Dec. 19 at Femme Fatale, the lingerie store and party venue she opened with a friend in Studio City, Calif. "I needed to explore out there and take the time away. The time away really helped make me realize that where I'm meant to be is here with Hef. Hef cares for me so much, and I care for him so much. We love each other. I felt like I needed to be home and this is home for me."
Her fiancé even got her a brand new sparkly engagement ring after she sold the 3.39-carat diamond he gave her the first time around.
This is Hefner's third marriage. He has four children, two with each ex-wife.
On Dec. 4, the publishing icon let it slip to a room full of college kids that he was off to get a marriage license after class, where he was a guest speaker that day.
We're going to bet those kids learned a lot.

Edited by DonLever, 01 January 2013 - 06:27 AM.

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Posted 01 January 2013 - 07:17 AM

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Posted 01 January 2013 - 09:54 AM

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Posted 01 January 2013 - 10:31 AM

Atta boy. Errr... Atta old man.
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Posted 01 January 2013 - 10:33 AM

What a sad commentary on "American Society" .. :picard:
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Posted 01 January 2013 - 10:37 AM

Now I ain't sayin' she a gold digger (When I'm in Need)...

I can't say I would want to be Hugh Hefner. He's rich, he's famous, but he's got a girl that everyone suspects is a gold digger.

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Posted 01 January 2013 - 10:40 AM

Pre-nup without a doubt. Why does Hef keep wedding these Blonde Bimbos with the store bought Ta-tas? He clearly has thousands of them lined up just for the chance to hang around.

Anyways, Congrats Hef, you are an inspiration to us all!
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Posted 01 January 2013 - 11:01 AM

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Posted 01 January 2013 - 11:03 AM

Good for them as long as they're both happy. Money talks when it comes to hotties lol. Speaking of which I should get ready for work now or my gf will dump me :P
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Posted 01 January 2013 - 11:13 AM

And a family photo after the nuptials:

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Hef in the middle.

Latest Mrs. Hef on the right.

And Hef's new mother-in-law (30 years his junior).


The first Mrs. Hef (1946-1959) Mildred Williams:
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And wife Number Deux - 1989 Playmate of the Year Kimberley Conrad (1989-98)
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Posted 01 January 2013 - 11:24 AM

Oh Lord, will it ever end? I'm with you on this one, TL.

All the power to them but I'm rather skeptical as to whether or not this is "true love" or the love of money and fame. Kind of makes a mockery of marriage in my mind, but who am I to say?

A friend was good friends with Kimberly and attended that wedding...she was convinced that it was for the right reasons despite my skepticism. So maybe I am wrong (although that one didn't last forever). I'm pretty sure that, deep down, these young, beautiful women are seeking something much different than wedded bliss with someone their great grandfather's age. And it's just another notch in Hef's belt.
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Posted 01 January 2013 - 12:28 PM

86 and marrying a girl who's 26.

Amazing what money can do. :P
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Posted 01 January 2013 - 12:32 PM

I wonder if Hef prefers Viagra or Cialis?
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Posted 01 January 2013 - 12:32 PM

Anyone know of any real-life marriage success stories where one partner is 3x+ the age of the other? I don't, and I wouldn't bet on this one being any different.

Good luck Hef, enjoy your marriage with someone who's old enough to be your granddaughter.

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Posted 01 January 2013 - 12:35 PM

Oh Lord, will it ever end? I'm with you on this one, TL.

All the power to them but I'm rather skeptical as to whether or not this is "true love" or the love of money and fame. Kind of makes a mockery of marriage in my mind, but who am I to say?

A friend was good friends with Kimberly and attended that wedding...she was convinced that it was for the right reasons despite my skepticism. So maybe I am wrong (although that one didn't last forever). I'm pretty sure that, deep down, these young, beautiful women are seeking something much different than wedded bliss with someone their great grandfather's age. And it's just another notch in Hef's belt.

So, what does it matter. They both go into it with their eyes wide open and they each get what they want. No one is fooling themselves. How many marriages fail that are based on "honest intentions?"
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Posted 01 January 2013 - 12:38 PM

Hugh da man!
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Posted 01 January 2013 - 12:53 PM

So, what does it matter. They both go into it with their eyes wide open and they each get what they want. No one is fooling themselves. How many marriages fail that are based on "honest intentions?"

According to 2009 statistics in the US the average length of a marriage before divorce was 8 years and 7 years to separation. Both of his earlier marriages lasted longer than that - 13 years for the first and 9 years for the second.

This 'til death do us part stuff is not the norm any longer... mind you with Hef's age it may be more likely on his third trip to the altar. ::D
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Posted 01 January 2013 - 01:30 PM

I wonder if Hef prefers Viagra or Cialis?

I think he needs double hits of both at this point.
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Posted 01 January 2013 - 01:54 PM

Who cares about true love, she's hot and 26.
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Posted 01 January 2013 - 01:56 PM

I wonder what kind of financial perks are in it for the wife? Clearly there is a prenup, so there has to be some sort of financial benefit for these girls to hang around. Obviously a rent free life of luxury for the duration of the marriage/his life, but I wonder what sort of monthly allowance or savings these girls get. Must be good whatever it is....




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Posted 01 January 2013 - 02:00 PM

^ She will get some money when he dies, plus the notoriety of being married to Hef. Some other star will be quick to start boning her once she's back on the market.
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Posted 01 January 2013 - 02:14 PM

The picture changes if they have children. I don't see haw a pre-nup will prevent their kid from getting a share of the inheritance.
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Posted 01 January 2013 - 02:19 PM

The dude cannot get it up without pharmaceutical help
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Bridget Marquardt, second in Hugh Hefner’s trio of buxom blonde galpals, has revealed the eighty-one year-old publisher’s secret weapon to pleasing all three of his girlfriends.
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“Everything’s together,” Ms Marquardt said. “I enjoy the group dynamic that we have. I don’t know if I would know what to do if I had Hef to myself.”
“When there were seven girlfriends there was still that intimacy there but now that there’s the three of us it’s extra close and extra special,” she said.
“And it goes beyond just sex. It’s being on the same wavelength and the same emotional level too.”
“As far as girlfriends go, I think Holly hold the records for six years.”

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Posted 01 January 2013 - 02:38 PM

I doubt even life endangering mega doses of Cialis and Viagra would help Hef at this stage.

Might get him killed though.
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Posted 01 January 2013 - 02:42 PM

These girls are such w****s.
Whats even more messed up is her mother seems fine with her daughters choice, she must be proud!
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Posted 01 January 2013 - 02:43 PM

He can do much better.
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Posted 01 January 2013 - 02:45 PM

I doubt even life endangering mega doses of Cialis and Viagra would help Hef at this stage.

Might get him killed though.


All he needs is a stick and some string.
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Posted 01 January 2013 - 03:13 PM

Stereotypes...

This is the reason why they exist.
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Posted 01 January 2013 - 03:28 PM

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Posted 01 January 2013 - 03:51 PM

These girls are such w****s.
Whats even more messed up is her mother seems fine with her daughters choice, she must be proud!


Money and/or Fame does funny things to people. I wonder if the mother would be as happy if her daughter marries someone older than her grandfatther if he had NO money. Afterall there are plenty of lonely 60+ men out there with little money.

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