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  1. Sean Avery was on Dancing with the "Stars" AND he danced a salsa? Now this I have to see...

    1. Mr.DirtyDangles

      Mr.DirtyDangles

      I hope he gets Nancy Kerrigane'd

  2. What's a good online sports betting site besides PlayNow?

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    2. Western Red

      Western Red

      Equifax is a credit bureau, that might be bad news for you.

    3. nuckin_futz

      nuckin_futz

      But he's just looking to put a few hundred into a Playnow account? Not take out a mortgage.

    4. That's What She Said

      That's What She Said

      I have a perfect credit, never been late on any payments. Apparently it's a common problem on PlayNow.

  3. Hold me closer tiny daaaaaaaaancer, count the headlights on the hiiiiighway

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    2. :D

      :D

      I'll hold you closer... Call me

    3. :D

      :D

      Please respond.

    4. Citizen Erased
  4. Sick of all those irrelevant Craigslist keywords. I do not want a Toyota Sienna in my results when I search for a 370z or a WRX

    1. Mr.DirtyDangles

      Mr.DirtyDangles

      why would you even use craigslist ?

  5. For here am I sitting in a tin can, far above the world. Planet earth is blue and there's nothing I can do.

    1. Crom!

      Crom!

      Have you heard Canadian astronaut, Chris Hadfield sing it on his last trip to space?

    2. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      Ground control to Major Tom, your circuits dead, there's something wrong. Can you hear me Major Tom?

    3. GLASSJAW

      GLASSJAW

      Man shot to the moon, I bought a paperback and want to go real soon. I'm shot to the moon. Been there about a half an hour, want to come back home soon

  6. Why is Kanye West wearing a skirt?

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    2. Psylocke

      Psylocke

      That was a nightmare of a performance.

    3. nuckin_futz

      nuckin_futz

      More importantly, why won't he leave the stage? How does that tool get more time than the Stones?

    4. Grapefruits

      Grapefruits

      The guy was a mess! Paul McCartney and Dave Grohl next!

  7. Can't understand people who buy $200k sports cars and yet crawl around everywhere at 40km/h

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    2. :D

      :D

      Also, we should date

    3. That's What She Said

      That's What She Said

      Look at that, AriGold, :D wants to go out with you. Whaddya say?

    4. :D
  8. "This woman has to be gotten to a hospital." "A hospital? What is it?" "It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now."

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    2. :D

      :D

      Depends on the mirror. I look like a stud in theatre and shopping mall mirrors but I look like Rocky Dennis is photos I am not expecting.

    3. That's What She Said

      That's What She Said

      Well if that last part is true then the first part can't be. So at least 6 figures.

    4. Matthew Lombardi 18

      Matthew Lombardi 18

      He can still look like a stud...

  9. Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't after you.

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    2. Xbox
    3. Slender Man

      Slender Man

      I know what you did last summer

    4. Mr.DirtyDangles

      Mr.DirtyDangles

      shhhhhh..they're listening wright now ......

  10. Nah I don't have a dog, that's from a shelter I volunteered at.

    1. :D

      :D

      We should date

  11. At some point, when you have a lot of money.

  12. Someone tell Mark Lee that shouting =/= excitement.

  13. Hello there what is sig name.

  14. I'm single.

    But not desperate.

  15. What's with all these brown nosers?

  16. ManBearPig exists, I'm super serial!

    1. dKs89

      dKs89

      lol that's my gamertag for teh xbl

    2. :D

      :D

      We should get together

    3. LostViking
  17. Are you finished yet? I'm getting tired of holding this.

    1. The Wizard of AZ

      The Wizard of AZ

      Just like my first time :(

    2. LeafsBlowPouch

      LeafsBlowPouch

      Wayne's World reference. Love it.

  18. Hey kids! Shake it loose together, the spotlight's hitting something that's been known to change the weather

    1. :D

      :D

      C-C-C-Colon and the Dees

    2. The Wizard of AZ

      The Wizard of AZ

      Hey you, don't watch that, watch this!This is the heavy heavy monster sound!

      The nutsiest sound around! So if you've come in off the street and you're beginning to feel the heat,

      well listen buster you'd better start to move your feet

      To the rockin'est, rock-steady beat of Madness.

      One step beyond

  19. Somebody went under a dock, and there they saw a rock. But it wasn't a rock, it was a rock... lobster! Rock lobster!

    1. :D

      :D

      We should get together later and talk about stuff we saw on Family Guy

    2. :D

      :D

      Or we could walk down to Dairy Queen and get a Blizzard, maybe a Dipped Cone...

    3. Bruce Boudreau

      Bruce Boudreau

      ^Pedo alert. =p

  20. I hope there are some hot devout Christian guys. I will be disappoint if I'm looking up at the sky at 6 pm and it's just a bunch of naked old people.

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    2. The Wizard of AZ

      The Wizard of AZ

      Ohhhhh crap. This status just got NSFW

    3. :D

      :D

      You didn't answer me

    4. That's What She Said
  21. Hello, is it me you're looking for?

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    2. Apricot

      Apricot

      And I wonder what you do

    3. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      i didn't even know you were lost....

    4. SpinDrive

      SpinDrive

      I can see it in your eyes...

  22. Why do so many used car ads say "lady driven?" Do they think this is a good thing?

    1. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      Wheel and suspension damage instead of engine internals?

    2. Mr.DirtyDangles

      Mr.DirtyDangles

      you guys are on your own :P

  23. Just realized that Patrick Kane looks a lot like Malcolm from Malcolm in the Middle...

    1. Super19

      Super19

      oh snap youre right

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