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Apricot last won the day on February 3 2018
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Well CDC, I was completely and utterly wrong about today. Turns out the bind date was a really cool guy. Sorry BananaMash, we're going to need a divorce lawyer.
Apricot
So I can't get the ferrari then? Shucks..
BananaMash
Wait a minute... I have a Jeep not a Ferrari! How many husbands do you have?
Uh oh... Yeah yeah, I was kidding about the Ferrari! The Jeep..totally. The black wrangler right? Wait..is it white? No no, its definitely grey.