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  1. BoKnows

    Is this year going to be the year winter finally skips us?

    1. Qwags

      Qwags

      I'm more afraid that this is the new normal.

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  2. Twilight Sparkle

    John Chayka totally rage quitted the coyotes lol

    1. Qwags

      Qwags

      If that's true, would the potential hiring party not immediately back off? Why would you trust Chayka after this?

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  3. Qwags

    Were any of you guys the kind of fans that would blame Luongo for the teams struggles or misfortunes back in the day?

    1. Qwags

      Qwags

      It just feels so upsettting that a not insignificant portion of the fanbase completely dumped on Luo seemingly on a whim.

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  4. Qwags

    Were any of you guys the kind of fans that would blame Luongo for the teams struggles or misfortunes back in the day?

    1. Qwags

      Qwags

      I still think about how toxic i was.

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  5. Pears

    Man, what happened to this kid?

     

    1. Qwags

      Qwags

      From what I can tell, he has all the talent, but none of the effort.

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  6. luckylager

    Pandemic mindset- when you just buy another bottle vodka instead of pouring out clamato juice.

    1. Qwags

      Qwags

      I'm building up quite the collection of six-pack retainers. Think that means something?

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  7. brilac

    Another sleepless night.

     

    Any ideas on what to take or do to fall asleep?

    1. Qwags

      Qwags

      Melatonin works well, just don't want to be reliant on it.

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  8. John.Tallhouse

    just bough a Matthews jersey to make toilet paper with :emot-parrot:

    1. Qwags

      Qwags

      I'd use it to start a campfire. Leaves are an excellent fire source.

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  9. Qwags

    Shoutout to @-Vintage Canuck- with almost 100k posts. I hope you get paid for the work you do.

    1. Qwags

      Qwags

      Gonna be like Y2K. CDC will crash when he reaches 100k posts.

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  10. King Heffy

    Who'd be on your 10 team No Trade List? 

    Mine:
    Edmonton, Calgary, Winnipeg, Columbus, Ottawa, Detroit, Minnesota, Arizona,  New Jersey, Buffalo

    1. Qwags

      Qwags

      LA, Toronto, San Jose, Boston, Calgary, Arizona, Edmonton, Anaheim, Columbus, and Buffalo.

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  11. Ossi Vaananen

    Yep:

     

    1. Qwags

      Qwags

      "Marchand ends the shootout with a beauty."

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  12. Qwags

    Is there such thing as drinking too much wine? Im trying to test that theory.

    1. Qwags

      Qwags

      Mistakes were made. Not doing that for awhile.

       

      Woke up and WW3 was trending. Clearly my fault.

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  13. Twilight Sparkle

    I like winning, it's a lot better than losing.  - Travis Green

    1. Qwags

      Qwags

      Galaxy brain level intellect.

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  14. Qwags

    I'm not sleeping tonight.

    1. Qwags

      Qwags

      I wish it was for fun reasons.

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  15. Tre Mac

    So I get home from work, remove my shoes and dislocated my baby toe on the bottom of the fridge.  Goddamn, I am such a moron.  Now I am on hold with 811 to figure out if I need to go to emergency.  I tried to bend it back but it's not happening.  It's quite painful, I taped my toes together.  Bad day gets worse.

    1. Qwags

      Qwags

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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  16. Tre Mac

    So I get home from work, remove my shoes and dislocated my baby toe on the bottom of the fridge.  Goddamn, I am such a moron.  Now I am on hold with 811 to figure out if I need to go to emergency.  I tried to bend it back but it's not happening.  It's quite painful, I taped my toes together.  Bad day gets worse.

    1. Qwags

      Qwags

      Put some peanut butter on it, and have your dog eat it. That way, you can explain how a rabid dog attacked you and ate your toe. A better, more badass explanation than "I took my shoes off."

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  17. Toni Zamboni

    we need a weed emoji to go with the beer. B)

    1. Qwags

      Qwags

      I feel like no one would ever use the beer emoji ever again.

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  18. Brad Marchand

    Memes are therapy for me at this point.

    1. Qwags

      Qwags

      I'm in it for the Soundclown and music remixes that have no right to be as good as they are.

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  19. Qwags

    What has Greta Thunberg done to upset people now?

    1. Qwags

      Qwags

      I just think it is hilarious how a lot of people are attacking her as a person, and not her talking points. 

       

      Says alot really. But please, do go on about how she should shut up. I don't see you doing anything.

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  20. naslund.is.king

    Don cherry calls out immigrants on wearing poppys

    https://streamable.com/5lv7y

    :lol: 

    1. Qwags

      Qwags

      Ok boomer.

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  21. Qwags

    Hello, old friend.

    1. Qwags

      Qwags

      Oh boi. Tbh honest, I've no idea. Happened 4 years ago.

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  22. 48MPHSlapShot

    I'm noticing how a lot of the troll posters seem to disappear when things are going well. They either stop posting completely, or don't comment on Canucks-related stuff. What do you bet they're all back in full force if and when things aren't going as well?

    1. Qwags

      Qwags

      Put me in the screenshot. This is history right here.

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  23. Master 112

    Who is this Bob Horvath character and why are we giving him the captaincy?

    1. Qwags

      Qwags

      I believe you mean Richard Hovert.

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  24. Master 112

    Wubba lubba dub dub.

  25. Rick Blight

    Calgary leads Edmonton 2 - 0 on goals by Rieder and Lucic. You just have to laugh. Edmonton fans will be beside themselves. Ha, ha :emot-parrot:

    1. Qwags

      Qwags

      lol Rieder just got his second of the night. 

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