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  1. Your mom is a turbocharged engine in the bedroom.

  2. Cant wait to be Gross-Misconducts boyfriend.

  3. Can't wait till I'm finally potty trained.

  4. Bure to Mogilny is my favorite poster on this forum by far.

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    2. -AJ-

      -AJ-

      Top 30 CDC Posters of All-Time? Yay or nay?

    3. -Vintage Canuck-

      -Vintage Canuck-

      ^It would definitely be interesting. Blueberries did it once but he was bias for having himself as #1.

    4. Kryten

      Kryten

      You are pretty intimidating in assless chaps BM. Not my fault.

  5. Brad Marchand, you can reply to my status updates if you'd like.

  6. Bure to Mogilny and Dal Colle. Dream team 2014.

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    2. Bure to Mogilny

      Bure to Mogilny

      O Lord i regret posting what i did earlier a bout Ferguson as i saw it on facebook and re posted it but im not sure i got it enough to defend it and instead am now made fun of. I wont do it again thats for sure

    3. Kazmanian Devil

      Kazmanian Devil

      I will not make fun of you anymore. Just Dal Colle

    4. Rex425

      Rex425

      Actually, Tiger,Mangoes and Dal Colle. Oh wait, they're the same person!

  7. wat the fudge did u jus say 2 me i swear ill wap u in de gobber

    1. jdatb

      jdatb

      y? i sed u lookin gud 2day m8

    2. :D
    3. Gross-Misconduct

      Gross-Misconduct

      u don scare a me, banana man!

  8. Dal Colle is The Tiger guys. Eradicate him. Go go go!

    1. c00kies
    2. LeanBeef

      LeanBeef

      Only if he decides not to recreate Tiger Singh's meme thread

    3. c00kies

      c00kies

      Those were not memes.

  9. I'm going to spank you on your butt!

    1. Mr. Ambien

      Mr. Ambien

      yeah baby, you know what I like

    2. nux4lyfe

      nux4lyfe

      I'm going to press charges.

  10. Had to add a new person to my ignore list. Only the second since 2010 :((((

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    2. Twilight Sparkle

      Twilight Sparkle

      dal colle and bure to mogilny have the same exact gimmick; pretenting to spell like a special needs person. cripple fight for supremacy!

    3. Mr.DirtyDangles

      Mr.DirtyDangles

      criiiiiple fiiiiiight !!!!!!

    4. AppleJack

      AppleJack

      I only had to ignore one poster....and sometimes he still creates threads to call me out :o

  11. For the record, I'm not actually Sami Salo.

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    2. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      has anyone ever tell you, you look just like him, minus the money and broken balls.

    3. Mr.DirtyDangles

      Mr.DirtyDangles

      No they're broken too Joe :( RIP MAsh's balls

    4. Tearloch7

      Tearloch7

      ^ ^ Ha ha ha

  12. I offered to give prostate exams for free at a women's health centre and everyone just laughed at me and told me to leave :(

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    2. Mr. Ambien

      Mr. Ambien

      you should have just said "it's science"

    3. RogerEpic5

      RogerEpic5

      rip... prostate exams..

    4. Dal Colle
  13. I just want it to be me, you, a bucket of lard, and the sexiest music on the planet.

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    2. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      Mmm nothing but gumboots and nipple stars.

    3. c00kies

      c00kies

      If you get me you get the lard baby. I'm the whooooole package.

    4. RogerEpic5

      RogerEpic5

      mmm prefer the nipple stars.

  14. I have no pants on and may or may not have underwear on.

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    2. c00kies

      c00kies

      Please say you have Skype. That way you and I can chat...and I may or may not have underwear on.

    3. Citizen Erased

      Citizen Erased

      Uhh what's underwear?

    4. Brad Marchand

      Brad Marchand

      Great. Don't tell me that your wind sock is rustling in the breeze.

  15. hnnngg what dat mouf do what dat mouf do haaan

    1. Gross-Misconduct

      Gross-Misconduct

      do you like nachos?

  16. mmm imma kiss u on da mouf

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    2. RogerEpic5

      RogerEpic5

      mmmmmmmmm cmere coochy coochy coo.

    3. Tigs

      Tigs

      ermergard

    4. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      mm u liek when people tawk like dis dam

  17. are you my friend? :D

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    2. Tigs

      Tigs

      Idk maybe lel.

      WTF BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM.

    3. TheRussianRocket.
    4. Kazmanian Devil

      Kazmanian Devil

      Yeah we've been CDC friends for a long time

  18. is anyone else rly damp atm

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    2. DarthNinja

      DarthNinja

      ^ persistence, patience and hard work my brother, gotta start somewhere ;-)

    3. DollarAndADream

      DollarAndADream

      Only 1 hour at the gym? Not enough.

    4. DarthNinja

      DarthNinja

      ^ It's because I don't stare in the mirror for 5 minutes between sets.

  19. Heyy man you know I'm really okaaay. The gun in my hand will tell you the saaame.

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    2. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      You drive on my ass, your foots on the gas, and your NEXT BREATH IS YOUR LAST!!!

    3. Warhippy

      Warhippy

      Cause I got bad habit

    4. Mr.DirtyDangles

      Mr.DirtyDangles

      Worst song to listen to in traffic >)

  20. Casting Couch is a heart warming comedy about women trying to make it in the film industry. Would reccomend!

    1. Tom Sestito

      Tom Sestito

      ur discusteng

  21. miscellaneous arms for sale - starting @ $6.53

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    2. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      This kills the joke.

    3. g_bassi13

      g_bassi13

      Missed the pun like an idiot. I'll just take a look out back in your discount arm pit, and see if I can sniff out a decent deal.

    4. BananaMash

      BananaMash

      If you need any help, just ask me and I'll lend you a hand. Some people try to strong arm better deals out of me, but I am open to friendly bartering.

  22. selling hugs, $1.00/ea or 10 for $8.00

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    2. avelanch

      avelanch

      mouth hugs?

    3. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      Hugs from behind... with a reach around?

    4. Buddhas Hand

      Buddhas Hand

      This guys giving them away

  23. gf for sale $49.65 OBO

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