-AJ-

Just wait till you have to get a chalizon removed… it is basically blocked oil in the upper or lower eyelid. I had one in my left eye and I looked like Hannibal lector for at least 3 weeks.

Anyway to remove it the eye doc has to turn your eye lid inside out with clamps and drain it with a scalpel. 
The needle and the fact I could still feel pain after when my eyelid was being cut was the most painful experience in my life.  
 

Here is the surgery:

Had my wisdom teeth removed in my early 20s.  They put me under and after I woke up I really wanted to go to Taco Bell!  I got pain medication afterwards and went grocery shopping a few days later and left half my groceries at the store after paying for them.  I was so out of it that I walked back to the store to retrieve my groceries.  

@brilac I may seriously look at being completely put out if I get my upper ones removed in the future.