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[Proposal] John and John will agree


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A few good trades could really improve our team. I see many proposals revolving around trading away vets for picks, but is that necessarily the answer?

Now obviously I'm a huge proponent of the 'BIG 10' proposal - AS SEEN HERE

This one will surely increase our tactical advantage. Opposing coaches will be so impressed when they see the names on the jerseys of our players coming over the boards and won't know who to match up against them. John and John will love calling the play. When one player makes a mistake, the hatred will be shared amongst teammates, brothers even, and it will help shelter the players from the media.

Let's give our coach the tools to exploit every possible advantage. Sacrifices must be made in the name of gamesmanship.

I PROPOSE SEVEN TRADES, plus some signings

KINGS

Luca Sbisa

FOR

Matt Greene

BLUE JACKETS

Chris Tanev, Alex Burrows, Ryan Stanton, Avs 3rd

FOR

Jack Johnson, Nick Foligno

DEVILS

Kevin Bieksa

FOR

Andy Greene

AVALANCHE

Alex Edler, Bo Horvat, Derrick Dorsett

FOR

Erik Johnson, Ryan O'Reilly, 3rd Round Pick

SABRES

Jannick Hansen

FOR

Marcus Foligno

RANGERS

Radim Vrbata, Dan Hamhuis, Hunter Shinkaruk, 2016 1st

FOR

Rick Nash, Marc Staal

HURRICANES

Nick Bonino, Cole Cassels, Brendan Gaunce, Linden Vey, 2015 1st, 2017 1st

FOR

Riley Nash, Jordan Staal, Eric Staal

UFA

Cal O'Reilly

Matt Kassian

Mike Green

Jared Staal

2016 STANLEY CUP CHAMPION LINE-UP

SEDIN - SEDIN - O'REILLY

FOLIGNO - STAAL - NASH

FOLIGNO - STAAL - NASH

KASSIAN - O'REILLY - KASSIAN

Staal

GREENE - GREENE

JOHNSON - JOHNSON

STAAL - GREEN

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And then we never have draft picks, are almost $22 million over the cap or something and have less depth of prospects than at any time in Canucks history including the Keenan years

Gonna pass and say John and John wouldn't agree

But have to say without question it's a brilliant line up. Well done

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For long posts, especially in the Proposal section, I'll briefly skim the first few lines and then jump down to the first few comments to get a sense of wheteher it's worth the read or not.

9/10 times that stupid facepalm icon makes an appearance or someone is calling the OP an idiot but the "A for effort" and "I lol'd" made me go back and read it ... Made me laugh, well done!

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