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BC Man Accidentally Stabs Himself to Death After Slashing Tire

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A Peachland Man accidentally killed himself while vandalizing a stolen car. His body was found beside the vehicle in a remote area. The coroner thinks he missed the tire and stabbed himself in the armpit.

http://metronews.ca/news/victoria/336769/man-accidentally-stabs-self-to-death-with-x-acto-knife-after-car-heist/

I heard of the Darwin award where criminals made silly mistakes. I am sure this report would be in the running for the top Darwin award for 2012.

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He will most certainly be in the running for the Darwin Awards.

What an idiot.

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Everyone knows that you always cut away from yourself whenever you use a bladed object, whether it be slashing tires or chopping stuff for your dinner.

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How do you "miss" a tire and puncture your armpit?!?

I am no expert in slashing tires, but would you not stab outwards with the knife towards the tire?!?

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Karma.

That's the only thing I believe in.

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As a species, I suspect we'll be better off without him

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Gonna take a stab at this and say he Tire'd himself out and fell victim to the wheel of karma. That or someone just comitted 'the perfect murder' and got away with it.

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Every ones got hateful things to say to a guy that died, even though his actions are not justified. Kind of sick to me, just proves that every ones got problems. R.I.P.

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Hahaha, stupid prick. Maybe he shouldn't have been out vandalizing other people's property, eh?

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A Peachland Man accidentally killed himself while vandalizing a stolen car. His body was found beside the vehicle in a remote area. The coroner thinks he missed the tire and stabbed himself in the armpit.

http://metronews.ca/...fter-car-heist/

I heard of the Darwin award where criminals made silly mistakes. I am sure this report would be in the running for the top Darwin award for 2012.

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Hahaha, stupid prick. Maybe he shouldn't have been out vandalizing other people's property, eh?

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