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"... and I looked at it... and it wasn't getting any better. So I went over to my wife, and kissed her ever so gently on the lips, and I said "I love you, very very much dear. You just... had... a lizard." I mean, because the thing changed colors like, five times! And I said to the doctor, "Can you put this back? Cause it isn't finished cooking! It needs to cook two, three months!" But the hospital made us take it home."

Only truly great comedy can go 30 years, and still be just as funny as ever.

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Saw Carrot Top in Vegas last spring. Was amazingly funny and I was expecting crap all. People were crying with laughter. He nailed it from start to finish. Hes thin now too, he dropped the bizarre muscle weirdness.

Daniel Tosh though he reuses jokes too often. Sarah Silverman is always good and Bob Saget had the lamest jokes on tv shows like AFV and Full House but filthiest guy in the world on stage.

And Andrew Dice Clay was never funny. His standup sucked, his movie sucked and his career was over in an instant as soon as everybody realized how bad he was.

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