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Posted 25 October 2012 - 01:50 PM

Has anyone said Russell Peters?

Well I'm gonna say Russell Peters, guys a laugh riot.

And like zero said Danny Bhoy's great, I love the bit about "filling ze billy".

Jebb Fink's pretty good. One joke of his, because he married a Canadian and lives in Canada now apparently, is about the difference of Canada's and America's healthcare system.

Jon Reep with his hillbilly accent just cracks me up everytime I hear him.

John Caparulo is hilarous.

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Posted 25 October 2012 - 02:21 PM

A lot of my favorite comics have been mentioned. Not many sketches yet

Edited by ro0, 25 October 2012 - 02:22 PM.

Is she a dress wearer or a pants wearer? Could you share a rowboat? Could a rowboat support her? Would an average size rowboat support her without capsizing?

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Posted 25 October 2012 - 02:46 PM

Jimmy Carr
Mitch Hedberg

Honorable mention: any rant by David Mitchell

Are you CRAZY??? Trade Green for ONE first round pick?? He's restricted after this season.... He WILL get an offer sheet for 7-8 million from a number of teams regardless if he plays another minute for us or not. That offer sheet would be worth 4 first round draft choices.

Some fans overrate their players, and then there is this guy.

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Posted 25 October 2012 - 03:13 PM

Dave Chapelle specifically Charlie Murphy's true holywood stories.

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Posted 26 October 2012 - 05:09 PM

*Contains a bad word or two*


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Posted 26 October 2012 - 05:23 PM



Edited by Jai604, 26 October 2012 - 05:25 PM.


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Posted 26 October 2012 - 07:52 PM

Bill Hicks

It's too bad he's not here today. I would love to hear his take on current events.



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Posted 27 October 2012 - 02:49 PM

A little more Canadian content (sorry, not going to check every post to see if he's been mentioned):

Derek Edwards

Orland Kurtenbach and Dennis Kearns had just been torched 8-1 by the Habs, but they still took time to come out to meet us, some fellow BC boys who were playing hockey in Montreal. THAT"S what being a Canuck is!

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Posted 27 October 2012 - 05:33 PM


Saw Jim at the Rickshaw in Vancouver last year. My sides hurt from laughing so hard. Even got to meet him after the show. Have you been able to find "Fully Functional" to watch? EpixHD only works in the States.


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Posted 27 October 2012 - 07:33 PM

I look down at people who say Dane Cook is funny.

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Posted 29 October 2012 - 11:52 PM


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Posted 30 October 2012 - 07:33 AM

Mitch Hedberg was great. Something about his smile made everything funny. His subtle delivery snuck up on you but had the impact of a punch to the gut.

I love Russell Peters but he didn't do enough new stuff...after recycling his act a million times, it got old. Will always love the stuff about his Dad the most.

Louis CK is awesome/my current favourite. Love the stuff about his kid and that perspective. Hilarious.


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