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  1. Henrik Kesler

    I really want a turbo back exhaust on my car. An extra 70-80 horsepower would definitely liven up my Legacy GT, which is already fairly sport for a 4 door sedan

    1. canucks#01fan

      canucks#01fan

      Koenigsegg Agera

    2. Henrik Kesler

      Henrik Kesler

      I'm sometimes dream I'm driving one of those when I'm slamming that 2-3 shift getting on the highway

  2. Henrik Kesler

    Going to need a love making sesssion with my lacrosse ball on my legs tonight so I can walk normally tomorrow. Can already feel the DOMS from yesterday's squatting kicking in

  3. Henrik Kesler

    I still don't understand why anybody gives a flying frack about MLB players using PEDs

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    2. Henrik Kesler

      Henrik Kesler

      it annoys me that people act like professional athletes or yore never cheated or tried to get an advantage. I'm also annoyed that the US government would rather make a witch hunt out of shaming professional athletes for doing things within the rules at the time than fixing things like out of control spending, unlimited and unwarranted espionage on the citizenry, etc.

    3. Brad Marchand

      Brad Marchand

      I would say yes to PEDs in baseball just so I can see someone hit 100 home runs in a season. Just once.

    4. stexx

      stexx

      the sosa mcguire years were much more entertaining.

  4. Henrik Kesler

    I'm quite enjoying discussing history in the WWII thread

    1. Buddhas Hand

      Buddhas Hand

      that was an enjoyable discussion most of the time , my father is an Englishman who lied about his age to fight at D-day , I have had an interest in this subject since I was a little kid

  5. Henrik Kesler

    Not sure what it is, but my elbows get aggrivated sitting at my desk. Not a sharp or intense pain, just enough to cause constant discomfort

    1. Baka

      Baka

      When I read books on the toilet I get pins and needles in my feet when I stand up.

  6. Henrik Kesler

    Christmas Jones, the Bond girl in The World is Not Enough is one of the hottest Bond girls ever...flame away

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    2. a Fool

      a Fool

      Close as you'll get with Denise Richards.

    3. Rounoush

      Rounoush

      Solitaire all the way.

    4. MANGO

      MANGO

      an da schmeebs:P

  7. Henrik Kesler

    Finally looked up Filppula's stats....not sure what about those numbers is worth $5.5 mil

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    2. King Heffy

      King Heffy

      This year's Leino.

    3. Henrik Kesler

      Henrik Kesler

      Not saying he isn't a good player, but 5.5 seems a bit excessive....based on his numbers, I think something like $4-4.5 would be more reasonable, but then again this was the year of stupid FA contracts

    4. Xbox

      Xbox

      ^ Very true about the stupid contracts. I think Clarkson is a great player and a player every team should have, but the contract he got sucks. 5x4.5 IMO

  8. Henrik Kesler

    Forearm is killing me. Squatting today will be a test of will an pain tolerance.

  9. Henrik Kesler

    Legs feel like lead from yesterday's squat workout

    1. Baka

      Baka

      I can barely sit from yesterday's squat workout.

    2. Keslerific

      Keslerific

      keep it up!

  10. Henrik Kesler

    I'm going to sleep well tonight. Squatting 6 working sets of 5 reps is an arse kicker

  11. Henrik Kesler

    This is a great read about the ignorant bitching and moaning taking place about the Zimmerman trial http://criminaldefenseblog.blogspot.com/

    1. Tortorella's Rant

      Tortorella's Rant

      The civil lawsuit is a joke, I don't even know where to begin

    2. Rounoush

      Rounoush

      There is certainly racial inequality in the system. This case should not be a poster boy for it. They got the verdict right.

    3. Henrik Kesler

      Henrik Kesler

      legally, the verdict is right and that is all you can ask from the legal system. Wanting Zimmerman convicted for "Justice for Trayvon" would actually be called revenge, something the law does not dole out.

  12. Henrik Kesler

    I'm excited for the next season. I think some young guys will step up and I think Booth and Edler will show improvement.

    1. DollarAndADream

      DollarAndADream

      I think we all said that last year.

    2. Mr.DirtyDangles

      Mr.DirtyDangles

      Booth is done but I love the positive attitude :D GO Nucks !

  13. Henrik Kesler

    Who chips a tooth my accidentally biting your fork too hard. Frak

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    2. Rick Grimes

      Rick Grimes

      I once blew up a Watermelon with Cherry Bombs.

    3. Keslerific

      Keslerific

      When I was a kid I had a loose tooth and it came out when I bit into a cone of DQ soft serve ice cream, the ice cream was red

    4. c00kies

      c00kies

      I lost a tooth from the recoil of a nerf gun lol.

  14. Henrik Kesler

    mosquito bites on the ankles and wrists are exceedingly annoying

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    2. Baka

      Baka

      and balls

    3. Ossi Vaananen

      Ossi Vaananen

      inner arm, makes me look like a junkie

    4. Specter's Vengeance

      Specter's Vengeance

      Put a hot spoon on them. It will kill the itchiness and reduce swelling.

  15. Henrik Kesler

    Lunch isn't for another hour and a half and I'm starving

    1. Batmania

      Batmania

      Brunch time

  16. Henrik Kesler

    Looks like law school won't be working out. Frack. Need to find/create a career involving something I'm passionate to be successful because I struggle with mastering things I'm not passionate about. Not saying I don't get good at those things, I just struggle to take it to the next level of understanding if it's something I'm just meh about

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    2. JE14

      JE14

      become a professional hockey player

    3. Henrik Kesler

      Henrik Kesler

      In seriousness, I think I need to do something with strength/nutrition/fitness but I'm just not sure how...I've also considered writing fiction but again, not sure how I make that work

    4. rampage

      rampage

      dont settle for something you dont really want to do

  17. Henrik Kesler

    In case you forgot why GMMG didn't do much today, look at all the UFAs available next year...way better crop than this year http://capgeek.com/free-agents/?year_id=2014&team_id=-1&position_id=-1&fa_type_id=2

  18. Henrik Kesler

    David Booth's contract will look like a steal after all of the bad contracts handed out today.

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    2. Henrik Kesler

      Henrik Kesler

      Clarkson will be bought out after producing like a 3rd liner again next season, calling it now

    3. Ossi Vaananen

      Ossi Vaananen

      Clowe is the really bad one, Horton too. Both are getting paid like 1st liners but are far from it.

    4. Henrik Kesler

      Henrik Kesler

      All 3 are bad. Clowe is over the hill, Horton is made of glass, and Clarkson just isn't that good

  19. Henrik Kesler

    It appears the Canucks are leaving 4C open for a prospect, the wings are pretty much set: Kass with the Sedins; Higgy and Burrows with Kes; Hansen and Booth with whomever is the 3C (would love those 2 with Shredder)

  20. Henrik Kesler

    Canucks may have some interest in Matt Cooke. I'd like to see him come back

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    2. Master 112

      Master 112

      At the very least he's better than Weise/Sestito.

    3. LeanBeef

      LeanBeef

      Unless he plays on the fourth line, we have no space for him

    4. NikiShiz

      NikiShiz

      I hate him, he's a cheap shot artist and has such a bad reputation. So NO thanks!

  21. Henrik Kesler

    Excited to see how today's picks turn out. Very solid draft, but still think Gillis should have gotten more for de-Schneid

  22. Henrik Kesler

    Apparently the Penns have an interest in what the Canucks have and would be willing to trade him to the Caucks per Chris Nichols twitter

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    2. Magikal

      Magikal

      Durl for letang straight up.

    3. Durl Dixsun

      Durl Dixsun

      Durl for Letang + Crosby + Malkin + 4 1firsts

    4. naslund.is.king

      naslund.is.king

      Nah ill stick with durl

  23. Henrik Kesler

    nothing makes a hockey game pass faster than a nice glass of bourbon

  24. Henrik Kesler

    So obesity is now a disease according to the AMA. What a farce. Any and everything to remove responsiblity from the person stuffing their face and eating garbage.

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    2. JensenFan2011

      JensenFan2011

      I want something where I can eat whatever I want and however much I want while losing weight

    3. MANGO

      MANGO

      alcoholism too...why can't being broke be a disease. I could use some help

    4. MANGO

      MANGO

      alcoholism too...why can't being broke be a disease. I could use some help

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