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  1. The Canucks flailed like children in the second. Not being able to clear the d-zone was fracking brutal

    1. Mr.DirtyDangles

      Mr.DirtyDangles

      Torts needs a remote tazer attached to Juice, so when he tries a drop pass in the zone he gets a little jolt :P

  2. Man, the Swedes look so dejected. Has to be a kick below the belt to lose the gold medal game in OT on home ice.

    1. Wilbur

      Wilbur

      To the Finns no less ( nothing against the Finns, just their biggest rival)

  3. Canada's PP is almost as incompetent as the Canucks.

  4. I want to go back to Germany and Austria. While I'm there, I'd like to swing by the Czech Republic for a few days to sight see too.

    1. Dr.Strangelove

      Dr.Strangelove

      Germany/ Austria is a yearly trip for me and my wife. Beautiful countries. Do you have an interest in history? If so I can recommend some great places to go

    2. Henrik Kesler

      Henrik Kesler

      I love history, it's one of the main reasons I want to go back and see more.

  5. As much as everyone wants E. Kane from Winnipeg, there's another winger they have that I'd like on the Canucks

  6. I think it's obvious why the Sedins are good in the shootout, but maybe I'm just crazy

  7. Luke Schenn just made one of the worse gaffs at his offensive blue line that I think I've ever seen. Yowza

  8. My grandparents do not grasp the reality of their situation. Sad to see

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    2. MANGO

      MANGO

      in no time....your grandkids will say the same thing about you.

    3. Mike Vanderhoek

      Mike Vanderhoek

      not sure what context that is in, but you likely are taking what they know or understand from life experience for granted lol.

    4. Henrik Kesler

      Henrik Kesler

      No, to all of that.

      My grandmother has pretty severe Parkinsons and effectively needs 24/7 care to do daily functions like going to the bathroom or moving from room to room. My grandfather's back is severely messed up from taking care of my grandmother to the point that he can barely walk and can't stand for any extended period.

      Instead of hiring more help (he has the money to do so) so that my grandfather's back can heal (he had a spinal laminectomy in...

  9. The Czechs are going to have a hard time against Canada. Team USA absolutely dominating

  10. Christmas involves bourbon because I'm with my family. And bourbon. Because I'm with my family

  11. As a Packers fan, FLY EAGLES FLY!

    1. King Heffy

      King Heffy

      Hoping for neither of these teams to make the playoffs.

    2. Go Faulk Yourself

      Go Faulk Yourself

      Rooting for the Pack as well. It's been a god-awful season for us. We need Rog back...

    3. Bruce Boudreau

      Bruce Boudreau

      I'm curious what team King Heffy is a fan of. E-A-G-L-E-S!!!

      I just hope they left some ass whoopin for the Cowgirls next week.

  12. Jesus, could Daniel's release take any longer?

  13. Weird, but it took me taking a religion class to realize I wasn't into the whole 'religion' thing. I still don't think my mother knows I not a fan of the whole going to church thing.

    1. logic

      logic

      welcome to the dark side

    2. Heretic

      Heretic

      You don't need to go to Church to be a Christian (or whatever faith you have).

  14. This Timeflies cover of "Let Her Go" is a goddamned abomination...people actually like this crap?

  15. Corrado time with Stanton likely out for a bit

  16. Milan Lucic would fit right in with the cast of Jersey Shore

    1. LeanBeef

      LeanBeef

      except he's be a foot taller than all of them... I saw Vinny once and he was shorter than me (I'm 5'7/8)

  17. I need to find my philosophy books. I need to re-read them and be a bit more careful this time. Between Plato and Socrates, there has got to be some gems in those pages.

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    2. Xbox

      Xbox

      ^ It's a shame the status isn't between those pages then

    3. CatsPajamas

      CatsPajamas

      I'm sure plado and soccertees mentioned fake douchyness in there somewhere.

    4. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      You heard of Aristotle? Socrates? Plato?

      Yes.

      Morons.

  18. Henrik Sedin with 15:58 of ice time and Daniel with 14:40...man, that seems light but they got the job done.

  19. The fourth line was awesome tonight. It's nice having a 4th line that can play with the puck on their sticks

  20. NHL Network just called Garret jinxing Lu's shutout the unluckiest call of the year

  21. Peyton Manning really has lost arm strength. The amount of arc on his 15-20 yard passes in concerning

  22. Andrew Shaw reminds me a ton of Burrows. Tough and nails, works hard, knows how to score

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    2. NightHawkSniper

      NightHawkSniper

      Yeah, I'm sure anyone else getting hit with the puck in the same spot on their foot would survive..I mean they are probably made of steel.

    3. Newsflash

      Newsflash

      Wow. CDC I am disappoint. Burrows, soft. Wow.

    4. AV.

      AV.

      Maybe 2009/2010 Burrows. 2011 to present is neutered, two-way forward, pseudo first liner Burrows.

  23. Tomorrow starts my transmuation block. Better stock up on ibuprofen as the next 3 weeks will be all about ball busting, painful work in the gym

  24. The football (college and NFL) has been more entertaining these last two weekends than it has been in years.

    1. topbananas

      topbananas

      agreed....watched the Dolphins/Steelers this evening and now on 49ers/Hawks......2 great games!!! (Go Dolphins)

    2. Mr.DirtyDangles

      Mr.DirtyDangles

      you obviously dont watch enough football dude. it is this way every game every week every year. Pure action !

    3. Henrik Kesler

      Henrik Kesler

      I'm a huge football fan, just that the last two weeks have been above and beyond the normal level of excitement/craziness

  25. Shawn Thornton should have the "book" thrown at him for his actions. What a classless, gutless, facepuncher. There is nothing about slewfooting a player then punching him while down that "preserves the reputation of his teammates"

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    2. Tom Sestito

      Tom Sestito

      Heffy they let bertuzzi play again lol.

    3. King Heffy

      King Heffy

      Because Bert was a star, and it was a different era. Given the lawsuit against the league it could be argued that letting Thornton play again is gross negligence.

    4. Mr.DirtyDangles

      Mr.DirtyDangles

      Face puncher ? But yeah the intent or the act should be punished regardless if it is scum bag bruins or not.

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