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    I was actually talking to an astrophysicist about this today and he was saying that we'd be limited by the speed of sound in rubber. As the the rubber contracts when we pull the slingshot back we get a wave, but this wave only goes as fast as the sound travels through rubber. That is nowhere near the speed to reach orbital velocity let alone dilate time. He suggested that using magnets to shoot you up might work. The magnets can accelerate you like a monorail, he compared it to a railgun.
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    I like to think I can but I have two left feet That’s very philosophical
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    In theory my idea just might work.
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    Based my idea off of this, I just don't know what the correct scientific terminology is.
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    Ahh man I was hoping that you'd be on my maiden voyage
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    So I'm sitting at home just finished eating dinner and then I had this moment of genius. I think I figured out time travel and it is quite easy to do! The only issue with this is that we can only go forwards and not backwards, and only a few people can do it every 10 years. Now I know that I have all of you at the edge of your seats with this so I'll get on with it. The solution is that we build a giant slingshot, like the biggest slingshot you've ever seen. This slingshot will launch you so quickly and so far into space that it will cause time dilation! If we launch you quick enough this ride will take 1 minute your time, but 10 years Earth time. Please look at the graphics I have created for you. We just need to make a special suit and capsules so that we don't die during the flight. Please note that these renderings aren't to scale.
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    Just had an amazing butter tart, top notch.

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    2. Lil B From The Pack

      Lil B From The Pack

      Very nice

    3. drummer4now

      drummer4now

      Nanaimo bar all the way... just too good.

    4. -DLC-

      -DLC-

      My favourite.  Yep.

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    Quick little ego check
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    Sebastien CoRhino 2021

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    Thanks
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    COME ON LEICESTER

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    Arsenal's next two fixtures are against Chelsea and Man City, going to be a rough start for their campaign I reckon. Foxes kicking things off tomorrow against the Wolves, should be a good one.
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    Worst part of Wisdom Teeth surgery is the cream you gotta apply to the extraction sites.

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    2. PhillipBlunt

      PhillipBlunt

      Do you chew on them, @buddhahoodlum?

    3. Bell

      Bell

      When I got mine yanked my experience was much the same as Philip's.  The savage dentist braced himself like he was lifting weights, yanked as hard as he could, then the wrenching sound of teeth shattering against the jaw bone.  I hate the dentist.  The worst part was his witch of an assistant basically was calling me a puzzy for holding on for dear life.

    4. Ghostsof1915

      Ghostsof1915

      I got knocked out because they removed all four. They gave me Tylenol 3 for the first day. 

      It was ok day two and beyond. 

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    Henrik, was able to watch him wasn't around to watch the Russian Rocket.
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    The Florida Panthers terminate Carl Soderberg's contract due to his recent move to Europe @luckylager
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    incoming Petey for Eichel trade proposals
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    yes
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    2015/16 Chino Hills

    1. Lil B From The Pack

      Lil B From The Pack

      Triple B's I'm the man

    2. BoKnows

      BoKnows

      LaVar v MJ. Who wins in that 1 v 1?

    3. Lil B From The Pack

      Lil B From The Pack

      Julian Newman's dad

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    Thanks for this. Didn’t even realize it was a cover, it’s my favourite part of the song
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    Community Shield, come on Foxes.

    1. NewbieCanuckFan

      NewbieCanuckFan

      "come on Foxes":

       

      Me & Alf on a Saturday night!:

       

       

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    9 run inning
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    Time to sweep the BoSox
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