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  1. DarthNinja

    Tommy used to work on the docks. Union's been on strike.

    1. Heretic

      Heretic

      there are millions of Tommys across this land...

  2. DarthNinja

    leadrshp prof quotes golda meir abt peace. I ask "what peace she talking?" class: "oooh aaah". prof: "not gonna go there" lol

  3. DarthNinja

    Frack I hate group projects. Its' like they are given to screw students who excel exceptionally individually by pairing them with morons who could give a half a crape about even passing.

    1. thejazz97

      thejazz97

      Builds teamwork, and patience for the students who excel individually.

    2. stexx

      stexx

      yes, i really enjoyed the teamwork of doing it all myself so the work was up to my standard. Did get lots of free beer though for getting them A's.

    3. Drive-By Body Pierce

      Drive-By Body Pierce

      Its what's gonna happen in the real world, better prepare for it.

  4. DarthNinja

    these pretzels are making me thirsty

    1. TimberWolf

      TimberWolf

      But are you still master of your domain?

  5. DarthNinja

    Chicken Biryani, Fried Chicken, Fries , Salad then homemade pastry with dates and nutella wrapped in thin flour and baked...plus a Jersey Milk bar for dessert. Epic nod!

    1. S N Y P E R S 7

      S N Y P E R S 7

      O_O *ghostly nod*

    2. Mr.DirtyDangles

      Mr.DirtyDangles

      drooling.....

  6. DarthNinja

    One Zackariah Kassian

  7. DarthNinja

    Filthy Horvat

    1. Horvat

      Horvat

      ;)
  8. DarthNinja

    Ey yo, where ma horv at?

  9. DarthNinja

    Got a new phone today, one with a camera on the front so now I can take selfies with the selfie face

    1. *VaNcOuVeRCaNuCkS*

      *VaNcOuVeRCaNuCkS*

      You mean duck face

    2. Gross-Misconduct

      Gross-Misconduct

      post the results in the Post Yo Face thread so we can mock you :)

  10. DarthNinja

    Alain "Can't Hold A Lead" Vigneault

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    2. Holmgrens Brain

      Holmgrens Brain

      Always a bridesmaid, never the bride.

    3. Mr.DirtyDangles

      Mr.DirtyDangles

      Still took another team to the dance.

    4. Plum

      Plum

      Pretty sure he held a lead to get to the SCF.

  11. DarthNinja

    mahi-mahi avocado cheeseburgers for dinner tonight...yup!

    1. Mustapha

      Mustapha

      I want a cheeseburger too Mr. Lahey!

  12. DarthNinja

    Wicked Tuna

  13. DarthNinja

    Montreal "model"? lol

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    2. Nicklas Bo Hunter

      Nicklas Bo Hunter

      lol they would get killed in the west....

    3. Brad Marchand

      Brad Marchand

      Well duh.

      You can't tell I'm being half-serious?

    4. Nicklas Bo Hunter

      Nicklas Bo Hunter

      sorry can never tell now a days! some people say crazy things!

  14. DarthNinja

    Why do they call it Ovaltine? The mug is round, the container is round...they should call it Roundtine.

    1. Tearloch7

      Tearloch7

      What a dreadful routine that was .. brilliant show.

    2. smithers joe

      smithers joe

      why do they call it a his-terectomy....shouldn't be hers?...or a her-nia....

  15. DarthNinja

    If the Sharks lose game 7 after going up 3-0 does McLellan lose his job?

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    2. Go Faulk Yourself

      Go Faulk Yourself

      He's tied too close to Wilson and the owners love him. I doubt it.

    3. Intoewsables

      Intoewsables

      Hope so. Bring him to Vancouver, TL.

    4. Henrik Kesler

      Henrik Kesler

      As a Canucks we can only hope so. He'd be a great coach for this group.

  16. DarthNinja

    Goodfellas on A&E right now. One of the best movies of all time, ever...

    1. Tearloch7

      Tearloch7

      too bad it is on that "Duck" channel

  17. DarthNinja

    Just heard the Swedish Chef singing: Yaibershbir Hongairshteerten Torts Torts Torts!

  18. DarthNinja

    Johnny Tightlips where'd they hit ya...I aint saying nothin'...well what do I tell the dr?...Tell him to go suck a lemon

    1. Wheels22

      Wheels22

      We have reason to believe that one of our own is a squealer.. Now, we've narrowed it down to Johnny Tightlips, or Frankie the Squealer...

    2. :D

      :D

      Whoa, hey, who says I have a mother?

    3. mau5trap

      mau5trap

      Johnny Tightlips, do you see the shooter? Ehh, I see a lot of things.

      Simpsons <3.

  19. DarthNinja

    "Oh Stewardess, I speak Jive"

  20. DarthNinja

    A Ray(mond) of sunshine has appeared!!!

    1. gragnanifan1

      gragnanifan1

      finally

    2. Xbox

      Xbox

      Playing with a Pass first player like Henrik helps him.

  21. DarthNinja

    Raymond might have played his best game of the season VS. CBJ

  22. DarthNinja

    Strangle The Streak To Death!

  23. DarthNinja

    Give the Smashkill to Nashville

  24. DarthNinja

    Crush the mini-soda

  25. DarthNinja

    Cody Hot-son

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